Ch. 52 Bella POV
"Stop taking pictures butt munch" I yell at Jake and turn towards the skank. "The dog looks like a god damn lion, why in the hell did you do this to the dog?" I screeched at the groomer.
"We had to give him the lion cut. His fur was too matted and tangled so we thought it was best to start fresh." The stupid trick said while handing me over the leash. Thankfully Edward quickly took it from me.
"Oh wow Emmett is going to put your ass in a body bag once he sees this picture of Simba the lion king I just sent him." Jake said while clutching his side in laughter.
"YOU DID WHAT?" but before I could get a response my cell was going off and I just knew who it was.
"Jake, when we get back to Emmett's I want you to take your ass back to whatever rock you crawled out from under and fucking stay there, because for the first time you have pissed me off beyond belief. You don't even know any of the shit I have gone through with this mangy mutt or my white jacket wearing pound puppy loving brother. So for you to throw me under the bus and send his pictures of Simba I am so over you."
During the ride home it was silent except for the ringing of all three of our cell phones blowing up from Emmett stalking us, just like I told Jake to do. He got out of Emmett's car and right into his banana yellow convertible bug. Edward and I just looked at each other shook our heads and walked into the house. Of course when we got into the house the phone was already ringing and then answering machine picked up.
"BELLA PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE. WHY DOES MY DOG LOOK LIKE COWARDLY LION"