Ch. 58 Bella POV
You have got to be kidding me right now.
The queens decided to walk into the house at the perfect fucking time.
Can't people knock?
Edward set my legs down and I stood up with his body blocking mine from staring eyeballs. Thankfully we had our backs to the princess and his crown, or they really would have been complaining about their damn corneas.
"Mmm…Jake, that picture you took of this fine man did not do him justice. I need a fan to cool myself off."
"I thought I told your ass to crawl back under a rock bitch." I said in a pissed off screech.
"Who is that?" Edward whispered into my ear.
"Oh, who are the two fruit loops staring at your ass right now? Well let me see, that would be Jake and Mikey Mike. Those two assholes are going to fucking leave this room right now so we can get dressed or take there fucking asses home." I screamed at the two intruders who ruined my high from the best orgasm I have ever had in my entire life.
They are so going to die.
"Calm down honey, your landing strip and fun bags do nothing for me. Jake has seen it all before. Now, we may want a glance and Eddie but other than that, take a chill pill and we will go out to the car and get the goodies we brought you." Mike said way to cheery voice.
"Hey Eddie…" Jake piped in before taking his ass out the door. "How many girls have you tried to turn into super-woman before you perfected that screaming you got out of Bella?"
"What are you babbling about super-woman you lunatic? Just shut your dick hole and get the hell out!" I was pissed and you could hear it in my voice.
"It's the name of the position." Edward said in a low whisper.
I heard the front door slam.
The gay pride parade has left the building.