Ch. 60 Bella POV
"No, we are nothing but friends who bone. I mean, I think we are friends?" I said silently asking myself the same question. "He hasn't said anything to me. I mean he calls me love and baby, but all guys do that when they want a piece of ass."
"Mighty B, you need to lay that shit on the line and tell him, look here Eddie boy, you best not be sticking your mushroom tip in any other ho and flying her ass around the room like super girl because that shit is a no go with me." He said certainly. "There are too many disease infested skanks around here." Jake said with a snap.
"Mmmhmm…preach on baby, preach on." Mike told Jake while nodding his head in agreement.
"Fine, whatever. I'll ask him what he wants out of this. But first we need to find that damn dog."
Just then, Edward came flying back down the street towards us, god he was sexy.
"Hey, good news, I found Balls. Bad news, he is getting his freak on with the poodle down the street. The owner is pissed and about to pop an artery. She called the cops or the pound saying something about a leash law. Apparently her dog is fertile Mertyl and a purebred. Her dog is being tainted by your brothers' flea bag dogs unworthy sperm."
"What?" Mike, Jake and I said at the same time.
"Great this is all I need right now." I said while following Edward to where the new commotion was brewing.