Catly Hijinx
It is break time, as Wisely opens up the tenth can of tuna. When the Earl told him that Terry eats quite a bit, he wasn't exaggerating. Though, the girl being an Accommodator made a bit of sense.
The bell rang, and Wisely picked up the squirming kitty. He walks towards their next class, and he ends up running into the middle of a fight. Yelping in pain, the angered Noah begins his tirade of angry insults, when he realizes that Terry disappeared. Desparate to find the kitty, he is inturupted by the two offenders.
"Um, Terry is in my arms, Mr. Wisely..." Allen sheepishly says, as Terry is cradled up in his arms, purring in content.
"Eh, it looks like you have the same class as Terry this period. Can you take her with you? I need to go on a walk outside, before too many thoughts come in to my head," Wisely states.
"Eh, sure?" Allen says, Terry still in his open arms.
Kanda huffs.
"Ch, as long as you don't get her lost again. God knows where you'll end up in this town."
"Well, maybe if some people weren't like you, BaKa--OW!" Allen yelps as Terry bites his human arm.
Some time, and many, many wrong directions later, Allen made his way towards his art class. As he walks in, Terry begins squirming in his arms. He tries holding her the best he could, yet she manages to escapes. Allen runs after Terry, not realizing that she was headed towards a group of paint buckets. He trips over the paint, causing the few that were open to leak over the floor.
Terry approaches the mess, and quickly pounces on a fly that appeared out of nowhere. She slides right into the mess, causing her cat body to end up like a bad grafiti artists' artwork. Allen freezes at seeing the poor kitty, and he slowly edges his way towards her. Suddenly, a hand grabs the collar of his shirt, and as he is pulled quickly up, he sees very angry eyes looking at him.
"Tch, first you make these two lost. Then, you manage to loose all three of your golems. And now, Motherry is a cat and covered in paint," Kanda growls.
"Ok, first off, Teresa told me that Aussie and her also had a mission somewhere in England! Secondly, Tim and other golems are always eaten by cats! Thirdly, she's a cat, for who knows how long!" Allen growls back, sparks flying between him and Kanda.
"Boys..." Lenalee says, feeling quite annoyed at the two.
An older gentleman walks into the classroom, a friendly smile on his face. Terry's eye right eye changes from her light gray to two blue circles, with the whites of her eye appearing more white. She is sitting down, looking at the teacher, her fur still covered by the paint. The man walks over to her, and gently picks her up. He doesnt seem to mind the paint streaking his white polo shirt as he places her down on an open piece of paper. She purs at him, as he scratches her head.
After he sets her down, he walks towards the two annoyed boys. He sighs, as he remembers the first time the two met, and why he won't play a card game with the white haired boy again. Yet, that is a story for another day. One must stay in the present before thinking of the past and future.
"Allen, Kanda, if the two of you want to fight this out, do it after school, please? The four of you know who I am, but your other classmates may not," the man says as he walks to the front of the class. "My name is Froi Tiedoll, a General of the Order, and that black haired boy is like a son to me. I will be your art teacher for this year."
Fifth and sixth period went by fairly normally. Well, normal if you were an Exorcist who had to watch another Exorcist who was turned into a cat. Allen was still buggered out by the fact that Lavi (idiot) gave Terry some catnip and she went a bit crazy during history class. All that entailed was Bookman kicking Lavi out of the room, literally.
When history was over, Wisely came up to Allen in the hallway. Terry napped on Allen's head, causing Wisely to raise his eyebrow at Allen.
"Lavi gave her catnip again," Wisely states, reading the boy's mind.
"Again?"
"Long story, or so I'm told."
"Ah."
"Well, I guess we are all going to English together."
"Please stop reading my mind!" Allen yells, his eyes widening.
"Whatever, man. I just wanna saay to beware how long you are with Terry. She is loved by us Noah, after all," Wisel cryptically says.
Allen's eyes widen even further.
"Just messin' with ye, kiddo," Wisely says.
The two scurry to their next class, Terry still napping on Allen's shoulders. The trio head off the the last class of the day.
At some point, Terry decided Wisely's turban was a better napping spot then Allen's shoulders. This happened right before the three reached the English room. Terry woke up, looked around at the two, and made a mad dash for Wisely's head, not giving Allen a moment before she jumped off, causing the boy to almost fall into some older kid. The older boy panicked, asking Allen if he was alright. Wisely remembered the older boy from the science class fiasco, something about the kid's name being Jo something or another. Dang, this headache won't go away!
"Are you alright!? I didn't hurt you or anything, right?" the boy asks.
"Yeah, Terry just didn't like my shoulders, I guess. Name's Allen."
"Johnny Gill, hopeful scientist of the Black Order Noah Alliance. At least, thats what some people call it. I am hoping to learn more about Noah and Innocence," Johnny excitedly says.
"These two and myself would be the ones you are looking for, kid. I am a Noah and these two are accommodators to Innocence. Name's Wisely, and I see you already know Terry, including some of her darker secrets," Wisely says.
"Are you reading my mind?"
"Yea."
"That's so cool!"
Ring...
"The first bell rang, we better hurry, before this kid gets us lost," Wisely says, yawning and petting the kitty purched above his head, earning a pur in response.
"Who?" both boys ask in unison.
"Whatever. Let's follow the science-y guy. No offence, clueless shorty."
Allen is still quite annoyed by Wisely's words as they finally made it to the English room. He finds the word English more proper than the American version of Reading and Writing. Really, who in their right minds would change one serious word to another easier couple of words? Honestly, whoever thought up the town has never been to England and just wanted an easier way of explaining small town life.
There are only five or six students in the classroom. The only part that is bizarre to Allen is the relatively normal looking teacher. The young man must have been around eighteen years of age, with short black hair and an Asian look to him. The man's blue eyes look around at the kids sitting at a large table set in the center of the room. He wears a black polo shirt and gray shorts, due to the heat outside. He walks towards the front of the class and begins to speak:
"Hullo. M'name is Dylon Long, and I will be your teacher for the year. I gradu-"
"You graduated at sixteen and were offered to work here, along with your twin brother," Wisely says, scratching Terry's sleeping head.
Just as Wisely says this, the door, which was closed earlier, suddenly opened. A man roughly the same size and shape as the other rushes inside. He runs towards his brother as the math teacher from earlier chases him. Dylon looks quite annoyed, as he hits his brother over the head, causing him to complain in protest. His
"You know she doesn't like me because of that prank I pulled many years ago!" Daylon shouts.
His deep purple eyes look at the students who either are getting up to leave the classroom, or in Allen and KiTerry's case, getting ready to attack.
Daylon, as stated earlier, is the twin brother of Dylon. Both never met their parents, and lived on the streets until a few things happened that caused them to join the Black Order. Both have mixed opinions of the Order, yet, they also have hope for a future where mankind accepted itself as a whole. When the Order decided to join up with the Noah Clan, the two brothers found a place they could belong.
Back to the present situation, the twins finally managed to calm the annoyed teacher down. Many books were thrown across the floor, and one of the brothers sported a black eye. During the ruckus, Wisely finally managed to tell the difference between the brothers. Daylon apparently wore light colored and fun outifts while Dylon wore dark. Daylon and Dylon, as mentioned earlier, have very different eye colors. And while Daylon didn't believe in the town's ideas, Dylon wanted everything to go through.
"I am sorry about this, students. I have known these idiots for a time and even so, I just can't handle myself for lengths of time. This is my off break, so I went to see who the other teachers are," Ranae says, rubbing her shoulder. She leaves the classroom, leaving the students to wonder what crazy place they were in.
"Well, wherever the Black Order and Noah Clan are, there will always be insanity, according to Tyki. Also...nevermind," Wisely was about to say something else, but Dylon interrupted him.
"We should get class going now! As I was saying, my brother Daylon and I will be teaching you English this year. This is an advanced class, and as time goes on, maybe some of you will stay (who knows...) and some will leave (Allen is said to be almost as dumb as Kanda). Any-" Dylon is interrupted as the fire alarm went off.
Just as it goes off, KiTerry digs her claws into Wisely's head and hisses loudly, and yowls. She runs out of the room, just as the students run. The group makes it out of the building, with other classes waiting outside. Dylon tries his best to keep the students calm, but panics right after realizing that Terry is missing and Wisely is holding his head.
The students were let go at that moment with the exeption of the one who caused the whole mess. Daisya Barry, in his haste to make the first day of his senior year fun, decided to trip the alarms.
Right when Allen came home, he saw the little white cat that escaped from school earlier. Terry waiting at Allen's small house, expectant to be let in. Allen sighs, wondering why KiTerry would come to his house, instead of the Noah mansion. Maybe she just smelled what smelt familiar to her, and the fact his house is just half a mile away from the school.
Picking up the cat, Allen went to unlock his door. Looking around for his master, he found an envelope directed to him:
Stupid Apprentice,
I will be leaving the country because of how boring it is. Teaching children is quite boring too. When Timcanpi comes out of Teresa, keep him close by and make sure he stays with you at all times.
Any attempt to look for me will end in more debts. Also, I will be sending more debts to you.
-Cross
Once again, master leaves pupil alone to deal with the insanity that is. Sighing, Allen plopped on the relatively new couch. Terry bouded up towards him, and polps right onto his stomach, purring contently. Petting the cat girl, Allen falls asleep.
Several hours pass by, and Allen is woken up from his dreams of food by his cellphone. All of the students were given cellphones, mainly because of the Noah Clan. Sitting up carefully, as Terry still napped, he tried to inch his way to his backpack, which was only a foot away. Terry opened an eye, and stared at Allen, as if asking, 'can you stop moving so I can sleep?' She hopped off of the boy, giving him enough time to grab the touch phone.
"Hullo," Allen says sleepily.
"Hey Allen is Terry with you? We have been searching the whole town for her and your house was the only one not checked..." Wisely asks sheepishly.
"She is napping on my lap at the moment..."
"Well, when she becomes human, can you call this number back? According to Tyki and the scientists, it usually takes a few days to a week."
"Sure."
Three days have passed, and Teresa was still a cat. Allen managed to follow her around, and finally got all three golems out of her stomach. It was quite embarrassing, as Allen had to stay home until the cat girl became her original self. Link was alright with the two twins turning into a cat and a dog, as he had to quickly find a new gym teacher.
During this time, he learned that Akuma never come into the town. A few times, a Doll would come to his house to help with Teresa. He always felt happy to see a peaceful spirit bound to the Doll, and barely bound.
"Why are the Dolls different from Akuma?" Allen asks Wisely over the phone.
"Eh, our Earl brings back the souls of the dead for a short time or if the spirit wishes to speak to a loved one."
That, however, is a conversation for another time. Now, Allen was fast asleep as a bright light overtook the room. Feeling the light weight on his chest become bigger, Allen's eyes widen as Teresa stared at him awkwardly. She quickly jumps off, trying to hide her naked form, shivering violently.
"Ca...ca...can I have...tha..that...blanket?" She whispers.
Allen hands her the blanket, trying not to stare at the green glow located where her heart is. Quickly wrapping herself around the blanket, she asks one more question:
"Can you turn up the heat?"