"Drat! Are those nasty little pincushions still on our trail?" Dick Dastardly remarked as he glanced back to see the Ice Climbers riding on a ice block, with the Eskimo duo deciding to join in the race since there seemed to be no one else anywhere, with Muttley chuckling as usual you see.
"I got him in our sights!" Popo remarked as he was mashing the ground with his wooden mallet, mainly done to give the block some room to maneuver.
Nana was freezing the front of the ice block with actual ice to let it slide, which in turn let them catch up in the first place. "I hope he doesn't throw anything sharp at us like an anvil, or something!"
"You're so clever! But alas, no!" Dastardly pointed out as he snapped his fingers, with a giant chainsaw popping out and ripping Popo and Nana apart, causing their ice block to break into various pieces as he laughed. "An esteemed cheater never reveals his tricks so broadly!"
"Now he tells us..." Popo remarked as he ended up pooping his pants, falling on his back.
Nana tried to get back up, only to let out a loud bassy fart as she blushed. "Well, looks like it's time for me to win the dirtiest undies award yet again..."
To make matters worse, the other Wacky Racers zoomed out of nowhere, flattening the two literally pooped out Ice Climbers, although they sort of got some comeuppance as they slid on the ice that was made on the road earlier, causing them to all crash into each other. Dastardly and Muttley laughed at this... until they ran into a giant ice block that was randomly placed on the road, causing them to get collateral damage to their mean machine.
"Double drat! This race sucks!" Dastardly cursed as Muttley snickered at him, causing Dastardly to smack him in the head, the dog mumbling angrily in response.