I own only my OCs.

Also sorry for this chapter but since I'm going by the Manga there's not much to this. But I promise that I'll do my best for the next chapter.

I woke up in a panic since I couldn't breath and sat up seeing... water? The only reason that the room isn't completely full of water is because the window is open.

I turn to Tatsumi who has his head out of the water but still asleep.

I sighed before I poke him in the face.

"Wake up." I said as Tatsumi opens his eyes.

"What a wonderful morning. The young master is peeing splendidly." Hilda said at the window with her umbella open because of the rain.

Wait PEE?!

Tatsumi eyes and mine widened.

EWW! But wait the pee is clear thou.

"Don't worry its nothing filthy, it's conceals the Holy demon power. It is blessed urine." Hilda smiles.

Demons have 'holy' power? I thought feeling a bit better to be in Beel's pee. But I can't swim thou. I sighed glad that I'm on the bed.

Every year around this time, even in the Demon world we await the urination season." Hilda explains. "A whole town will be swallowed and after that, grand fertile soil will-"

"WHAT IS THIS, A MONSOON!?" Tatsumi yelled at Hilda.

"This is the first step in destroying humans." she chuckles.

"DON'T LAUGH! MANKIND'S DEATH BY BEDWETTING?!"

I giggled a bit at that and Tatsumi glares at me.

"What? The way you said it, its kinda funny." I smiled and he rolled his eyes before facing Hilda to yell.

"And that's how it is. We're in a race against time." Tatsumi finished telling Furuichi who came over and during the explanation we somehow mange to get Beel to stop peeing by trying a string to his...you know...poor Beel is shaking like a leaf. It was not my idea it was Tatsumi's. And we got rid of the pee but everything is wet.

"Because of my brilliant thinking, things have quieted down for now." Tatsumi said crossing his arms.

Yeah by making Beel suffer. I sighed as I played with the hem of my shirt. I had change clothes in the bathroom once we got rid of the pool of pee and lucky for me, my stuff is on the top shelf in the closet so nothing got wet.

"But not for long. Baby Beel is on the verge of breaking." I pointed out and Tatsumi nods.

"Luckily there's nobody home today." Tatsumi said.

"So what should we do about now?" asked Furuichi glancing at Beel wary.

"EVERYONE RIP OUT YOUR BRAINS!" My idiot boyfriend yelled out.

...

"Don't you mean put our heads together?" Furuichi sweat drop.

"RIP IT OUT!" Tatsumi glares at Furuichi.

"Hmph, what an off topic conversation." Hilda stated and I nodded. "The problem is which town to sink."

Furuichi and I sweat drop while Tatsumi looks pissed off.

"You, no more talking." he points at her. "Just do something over there."

"Umm...May I?" Furuichi raises his hand.

"Yes Furuichi!" Tatsumi points to him, hoping he has an idea.

"I keep saying it over and over again. But don't drag me into this." Furuichi stands up and Tatsumi and I follow.

"You're the only reliable one!" Tatsumi states and I elbow him in the ribs hard and wince.

"Excuse me?" I glare at him and he glares at me before rolling his eyes.

"Besides Himeko." he mutters.

I shook my head at the dumbass. "Any ideas Furuichi?"

"None and I don't want any."

"If you don't hurry and break, he will!" Tatsumi smirks as he points at poor Beel.

"YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!" Furuichi yells.

"STUPID FURUICHI! ARE YOU SAYING THAT IT'S OK THAT JAPAN WILL BE DROWNED IN PISS!?" Tatsumi yells back.

"SHUT UP! SINCE YOU TWO ARE THE PARENTS, WHY DON'T YOU SLAP A DIAPER ON HIM!"

...! I face-palm for not think that but than again Beel's pee isn't going to be stop by a diaper.

But before I could say anything Tatsumi grabs Beel and toss me over his shoulder and runs out the room.

"TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE!" he yells at Furuichi before we got out the front door.

Tatsumi forgot that I'm not wearing shoes. I sighed as I watch the house disappears in the distance.

-In the store-

I raise an eyebrow as Tatsumi puts a diaper on Beel's head.

"Are diapers supposed to be like this?" Tatsumi questions.

"No." I said feeling a bit annoyed.

"Sir."

We turned to see a worker with shoulder length brown hair.

He looks familiar...Is he from school?

"Oh wait it's Oga and Himeko." he smiles.

"You're from school." I nodded at him wondering what's his name is.

"Yeah. It was amazing what Oga did, I mean it. They said it'll take Kanzaki-kun a full month to heal." he said. "Well with this I guess that means you've beaten one of Ishiyama's Touhoushinki."

And with that he walks away.

"Who was that?" Tatsumi asked with a clueless look and I shrugged.

Suddenly Beel's dam burst sending him flying back and I only notice Hilda standing there with her sword out where Beel is heading straight for. Tatsumi moves fast and grabs Beel by an ankle and I got knock down by Beel's piss.

"Tsk, you broke again." Tatsumi said to Beel before he notice Hilda. "What are you doing, you're late."

Hilda stood there with wide eyes.

"I guess diapers are useless." I said standing slightly pissed that my clothes are wet again and by the fact that now we are standing ankles deep in piss.

"Do something about it." Tatsumi looks at Hilda, still holding Beel by an ankle. "You're his maid, right?"

"Hey, what are you kids doing?!"

We turn our heads to see two workers running to us.

"SHIT!" Tatsumi swore.

"Well this isn't good." I muttered as Hilda held out her hand.

"Grab on, we'll fly to the ocean."

"Aaaa" was all Beel said while we said nothing.

-On Akbaba-

"Wouldn't it have been good to do this in the beginning?" Tatsumi said giving Hilda a blank look as he tightens his grip on me since I'm on his lap and I have Beel in front of me peeing in the ocean.

"Shut up or fall." Hilda said not once looking at us.

"So rude." I muttered as I leaned back on Tatsumi and put my head on his shoulder as he puts his head on mine.

I would watch the anime for this one but I don't have much time to do so.

Anyways review it does help me want to write and update more but no rude comments please.