I do not own X-men. I own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"I feel like somebody is glaring at us," Tiffani muttered the next day at breakfast in the kitchen.

"You would be correct. It seems that Scott did not enjoy his new teddy bear," Lexi answered before taking another sip of her coffee.

"Well I know to not give him anymore presents," Tiffani replied before hissing at Scott, who jumped back at the hiss. A smirk crossed her face before the bacon on her plate distracted her.

"I want to give him a present before we go work on our powers some more with Professor Xavier and that annoying Logan," Lexi said and made a puddle of water appear before Scott's feet. She felt satisfaction when he slipped in the puddle and busted his rear end on the floor.

"Annoying Logan? What did he do?" Tiffani asked grabbing some more bacon before the two friends rushed out of the kitchen when they saw some red light threatening to appear from Scott's glasses.

"He woke me up yesterday, gave me breakfast, and he was just irritating me," Lexi explained as the two friends started to slow down their pace of walking.

"Shirtless hot guy bringing me breakfast in the morning does not sound annoying to me," her friend answered with a wink.

"There is just something about him that makes me want to use my power to throw him into the middle of the ocean," Lexi answered and froze when she heard the recognizable sound of Logan scoffing.

"You could not do that with the way your powers are now," Logan said appearing around a corner.

"Well the growling at me and showing your claws is not scary. You remind me of an angry cat that did not get fed yet," Lexi retaliated.

Tiffani stood calmly between the two before slowly moving out of the way. She walked a bit away while the two continued bickering. "Hey, get a room already. I can smell that tension from here," she yelled with a smirk before running for her life at the two glares she received. "Save me," she screamed before disappearing into the training room.

The two outside the training room gave each other a last glare and rude comment before they entered the training room. They entered the room just in time to see Tiffani tackle somebody with a hug.

"Kurt," Tiffani cheered when she saw the adorable man from yesterday. She ran straight for him. His happy smile turned cautious before shock appeared when she tackled him. He let out an indignant yelp when he disappeared and reappeared somewhere else, but Tiffani was still latched onto him.

"Tiffani, what have I told you about tackle hugging random people?" Lexi asked with a shake of her head.

"But he's not random. I met him yesterday and his name is Kurt or also known as Nightcrawler. Hey, we need to come up with our own cool nicknames," Tiffani yelled before smiling at Kurt and then running over to stand by her friend.

"You could by the one person zoo," Lexi said to her friend smirking.

"You could be Plumber Lady," Tiffani said sweetly before both friends glared at each other.

"Hairball hacker," Lexi said.

"Leaky pipe," Tiffani said.

"Girls, girls, you can think up nickname for yourselves later, but for now we need to train.

"This is not over," both friends mentally sent to each other from looks.

Even the mansion itself was cringing at the animosity between the friends as they yelled names at each other. Some people had gone hunting for ear plugs. Others were blasting music or something on the television. Others were just running away from the friends when they appeared somewhere.

"Sprinkler woman," Tiffani yelled.

"Hippo imposter," Lexi yelled back.

"Tsunami mommy,"

"Declawed lion,"

"Fire hydrant without water,"

"Annoying parrot,"

"Whirlpool as strong as a flushed toilet,"

"A flamingo weird enough that it turns purple instead of pink,"

"A puddle so small a kid cannot even jump in it,"

"A bear so dumb it hides behind the tree instead of climbs up it," Lexi ended before Tiffani tackled her.

"This means war," Tiffani yelled and soon the two were wrestling around on the floor.

Beast and Ororo had been talking about the latest political moves while walking down the hallway when they stumbled upon the two fighting friends. They froze in surprise before yelling for the girls to stop fighting.

"Girls, stop this," Ororo tried to calm them down while Beast cringed at the bruises the two were probably giving each other.

"Hey no biting with fangs," Lexi yelled.

"You bit me first," Tiffani yelled back.

A loud roar made both girls pause before looking up and they saw Beast and Ororo. "When did they get here?" both friends said at the same time.

Beast and Ororo looked at each other and shook their heads. "Girls, Professor Xavier has asked us to help with your powers," Ororo calmly explained. "I'm going to help Lexi and Beast will help Tiffani," she said and the two friends separated giving each other small glares.

"Have fun, Toilet Water," Tiffani said with a wink to Lexi before walking towards Beast.

"You too, Butt Sniffer," Lexi said and she and Ororo rushed away when they heard Tiffani growl at them.

"So what are you and Lexi fighting about?" Beast asked Tiffani after their practice of her attempting to change into more animals.

"We're trying to come up with our own nicknames like you have Beast and Ororo has Storm," Tiffani explained and looked at Beast, who had a thoughtful look on his face.

"What about Fauna?" he asked and her eyes lit up.

"Perfect! Now why didn't I think of that?" she muttered before laughing and hugging Beast. "Thanks," she said smiling up at him.

"You girls were fighting about nicknames all day?" Ororo asked Lexi, who gave a sheepish nod. "Well what do you think about Aquatica?" Ororo asked.

"That's great," Lexi answered with a smile before laughing at all the names that she and Tiffani had called each other all day. "Maybe we just had too much coffee today," she thought before entering the mansion with Ororo.