I do not own X-men. I own Tiffani and Lexi.
Story Start
The two friends had locked the door after entering the Professor's office. He was nowhere to be seen so the girls' protector was not going to help them now. An angry Logan was now hitting the locked door.
"What do we do?" Lexi yelled and she received a look from her friend.
"This was your idea," Tiffani said before she saw the window.
"Oh no, not that, I'm not going out the," Lexi started to protest but Tiffani put a hand over her mouth before she could say window.
"Do not give away our escape plan," Tiffani whispered with a glare and the two friends heard Logan start hitting the door with more force. "Dang you and your super hearing," she yelled at the angry man on the outside the room.
"What are we going to do?" Lexi whispered as she searched around the room for another way of escape.
"Hang on," her friend answered and pulled out her cell phone. She sent a message to someone and soon Kurt appeared in the room. He went to speak but Tiffani put her hands over his mouth and she shook her head.
"Good idea," Lexi whispered while Tiffani typed another message on her phone and showed it to the confused Kurt. He gave her a small smile before grabbing Lexi's hand and the two disappeared from the room. Tiffani smirked before turning into a monkey and leaving the room through the window.
The monkey gave a small laugh when she heard Logan force the door open and growl angrily. "Time to put my plan into action," she thought before disappearing down the other side of the place and then into the forest.
Lexi thanked Kurt after they appeared in the living room with some of the students. He had been in the room earlier watching television when Tiffani sent him the message. "Thanks Kurt, sorry for Tiffani bothering you like that," Lexi said and she smiled when she saw the small blush on Kurt's cheeks.
"It is no trouble. I was happy to help. Logan was angrier than I have seen him in a while. Is everything alright?" Kurt asked as the two took seats amongst the students.
"Well I may have soaked his bed using my powers so he cannot sleep on it, but that was all," Lexi said innocently twiddling her thumbs.
The students in the room started laughing and some looked frightened at the idea of an enraged Wolverine storming around the place. Lexi smirked and laughed when she got a few high fives from the young kids.
"Where is Tiffani?" Kurt asked after a little while. He had a small frown on his face as he looked around the room.
"I do not know but I am curious to see what she does," Lexi said before a scream sounded through the mansion. "Well that did not take long," she said and she and Kurt rushed out of the room and towards the scream.
They stopped at the entrance of the kitchen. A young girl was standing terrified as she pointed towards the refrigerator. A cow was in the kitchen with its head in the refrigerator. The cow looked at the three people in the kitchen, mooed, and then grabbed the only carton of milk in that refrigerator.
"What is going on in here?" Scott and Ororo yelled as they ran into the kitchen. They were shocked at the sight of a random cow in the mansion.
"Moo," the cow said again before running out of the kitchen with the milk jug in its mouth.
"I'm going to have nightmares. I hate cows," the young student yelled before leaving the kitchen.
"We have a random cow wandering around the mansion," Ororo said in surprise before she pulled out her phone.
"Steak," a male student's voice yelled and everyone rushed to the stairs. The cow and a student were having a face off on the stairs. The cow's tail flicked before it started running towards the student. "Wait, you dumb cow, quit chasing me," the student yelled as an angry cow started chasing him around the second floor of the mansion.
"Where is Tiffani?" Scott asked Lexi with a serious face.
"She said she was going to explore the grounds," Lexi said with a shrug. On the inside, she was dying with laughter because she knew that Tiffani was currently the cow causing chaos.
"I hope that strange cow did not hurt her," Kurt said and Lexi had to bite her lip hard so she would not break out laughing.
"Where is the milk?" Logan's grumbly voice yelled from the kitchen.
"I thought he only drank beer," Lexi thought before running upstairs to escape Logan, who was about to leave the kitchen.
"You," Logan yelled and Lexi knew it was too late to escape without being seen.
"I did not take the milk," Lexi yelled and threw a water ball at Logan's face.
He dodged and yelled, "You ruined my bed."
"Well you deserved it," she yelled back and the others on the staircase quickly moved out of the way, as Logan ran up the stairs to chase after Lexi.
"Get back here," Logan roared and the chase began as the others just gave a sigh.
Tiffani, the cow, happily mooed from her spot in the underground lab, which was the coldest place in the house. She did not want the milk to start smelling bad, but she did want to keep it near her. Her excuse for changing into a cow that steals the milk is because cows never had the chance to take back their milk. Therefore, she was standing up for all the cows that had their milk taken from them.
A humming tune entered her hearing and she was laughing mentally. Beast entered the lab and immediately froze at the sight of a cow with milk jugs behind and around her. He dropped the clipboard that was in his hand.
"Why is there a cow in here?" he struggled to get out in his surprise.
The cow looked as if it was smiling at him as he called for the Professor and the other teachers to get down here. Lexi and Logan were the last to arrive and Lexi ran to hide behind the cow.
The Professor let out a chuckle at the sight before him. "Alright Tiffani, show yourself," the Professor thought inside Tiffani's mind.
The cow transformed into Tiffani, who grabbed a milk carton and hugged it to her. "I'm making a stand for all cows that have their milk taken from them," she said and she laughed at the exasperated faces on some of the others. Lexi finally allowed herself to sink to the floor laughing.
"Why do we have to go shopping? I hate shopping," Tiffani said with a pout as she sat in the back of a car with Jean driving and Lexi sitting in the front passenger seat. The fight for shotgun had annoyed Jean, who had finally used her power to separate the two in their designated seats.
"You ruined all the milk," Jean said calmly and Lexi broke out in giggles again as she thought back to her friend being a cow with a milk jug in her mouth.
"Well I'm buying ice cream when we get to the store," Tiffani said and Jean gave her a surprised look.
"Tiffani that goes against your stand for all the cows" Lexi said calmly and her friend gave a sheepish grin.
"Ice cream is too good to deny, sorry cows," Tiffani answered back and the girls were soon in the city in front of the grocery store.
The women exited the car after Jean parked and entered the store. They bought all the groceries they needed with the event of Tiffani trying to talk to the lobsters taking up some time. A bad feeling washed over all three women when they left the store.
"I smell the big bad kitty and he needs a bath," Tiffani whispered and Lexi immediately formed a wave behind where Sabretooth was hiding. An angry roar made the women jump. Jean immediately used her powers to alert the Professor what was happening.
"Aw, poor cat man, he got a bath," Tiffani and Lexi taunted while Tiffani started to create lion features on her form. Sabretooth stood up and gave a menacing growl towards the women.