I do not own X-men. I own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"Oh look, grumpy came out of his cave," Tiffani retaliated back at Logan. Logan just gave a small growl before he pulled Lexi out of the room. "Hey, that's my soul mate," she yelled at the disappearing duo. "Sad now," she said before grabbing Kurt and hugging him. "No longer sad," she said and she smiled at the blush on his cheeks.

"Where are we going?" Lexi asked after Logan had pulled her through what felt like the entire mansion before they ended up at Logan's room.

"I need to talk to you," he said gruffly with a frown on his face.

"If this is about your bed then I'm still not apologizing," Lexi said quickly before she was pulled into Logan's room. She saw that he had gotten a new bed.

"It's not about the dumb bed," Logan growled before he started pacing.

"Oh, then what is this about?" she asked curiously while trying to keep the apprehension out of her voice.

"Give me a minute," he growled back and Lexi just sat on the bed with a shrug. She was surprised that the two were not trying to kill each other right now, but she was not going to complain. She was interested to know what was bothering Logan. Her focus was back to the pacing man when he stopped and gave her a frustrated look.

"You are not leaving this place again. You only get yourself into trouble," he yelled and she was shocked before she glared at him.

"Who are you to tell me what I can and cannot do?" she yelled standing up from the bed.

"Well you obviously need someone to tell you because you just run into trouble," he growled back as the two were walking closer to each other.

"Tiffani is the one that always runs into trouble and I'm just along for the trip," she hissed back thinking of all the ways she could kick Logan's butt.

"Then let her run into trouble," he said.

"I will not let her go alone because she may need my help," she said shocked at his words.

"You do not need to be in danger all the time," he growled back growing more frustrated.

"Why do you even care?" she finally screamed when the two of them were right in front of each other's faces.

Logan glared at her before smashing their lips together into a passionate kiss. She was shocked before she was lost to the kiss. She wrapped her hands around his neck and he wrapped his arms around her waist. She felt her heart skip a beat during the kiss before Logan pulled away. He stayed close and their lips were almost touching as he spoke.

"That's why I care," he growled and pulled her into another kiss.

Tiffani and Kurt were still in the medical room because she was not allowed to leave. Kurt was telling her about his life until she let out a loud sneeze. He looked at her surprised and laughed a little at the look on her face. She was pouting and trying to glare at the same time.

"Somebody is talking about me, probably that dumb caveman," Tiffani said before smiling at Kurt. "Can you do me a favor?" she whispered looking around for Beast or Jean, her prison guards.

"Of course," he said and she felt a little blush appear on her cheeks when he gently grabbed her hands in his and placed a kiss on top of them.

She leaned closer to him and gave him a kiss on the lips before whispering, "Get me out of this room."

He stared at her in surprise before leaning close to her again. He felt his heart beating faster than ever before as he stopped with their faces close to each other. "Will I get another kiss if I do?" he asked in whisper.

"Well I was going to give you more than one, but if you only want one," she said and started to trail off. She smiled when he gently picked her up out of the bed and they vanished.

"This place is too quiet today," Scott said to Jean while they were making lunch in the kitchen.

"Something is wrong," Jean said and soon an alarm sounded through the mansion.

"Did she leave the medical room?" Scott asked exasperated.

"She did, but that alarm is for an outside threat," Jean said and soon the two of them were running outside. They made it to the front lawn and they almost stumbled at the sight before them.

Kurt and Tiffani were on the roof and Lexi and Logan were standing on the front lawn. Logan was growling and had his claws out for an attack. Lexi was shaking her head while laughing. Kurt was now holding an annoyed Tiffani, who had monkey features.

"I just told you that I'm happy for you and Lexi to be going out and you say whatever. I'll show you whatever," Tiffani screeched and started throwing bananas at Logan, who sliced the flying fruit with his claws.

"Kurt, are you two dating now?" Lexi yelled up to Kurt, who was still struggling to hold the monkey woman before she decided to jump down and brawl with Logan.

"Yes," Kurt yelled and Tiffani froze. She looked back at him with a sly grin when she saw the blush on his cheeks.

"Cute," she thought before pulling him into another kiss. He sighed happily as he wrapped his arms around her.

"Kurt, you should pick another woman to be with," Logan growled and Lexi kicked him in the butt while Kurt actually growled at Logan.

"Whatever," Kurt said smartly and Logan's jaw dropped.

Logan looked at Lexi and then back to the smirking couple on the roof. "Don't you whatever me," he said and threw a banana at the two on the roof.

Lexi was now sitting on the ground laughing with tears in her eyes. Tiffani had just caught the banana and was eating it. Kurt still had his arms wrapped protectively around her. Lexi looked at Logan, who just growled before he picked Lexi up and carried her away.

"Bye caveman, bye soul mate, have fun," Tiffani yelled before she noticed Jean and Scott, who were still watching the scene with dumbfounded looks. "Voyeurs," she yelled at the two, who rushed back into the mansion with blushes on their faces.

"That was the big threat," Scott muttered with before they both sighed. "We're doomed," he grumbled and Jean gave a small laugh.

Professor Xavier looked out his office windows and chuckled. "They fit in well," he said before planning for Tiffani and Lexi to become teachers at the school and to join the X-Men. "I'm glad they joined us," he thought before wondering what else the two friends would bring to his school and to everyone's lives inside the school.

"Why are there bananas in my bed?" Logan roared and the professor almost choked on the water he had been drinking.

"Definitely more interesting," he thought and smiled at the two women running into his office. The two women smiled at him before giving each other a high five. "I wish I did not have to keep buying so many beds for Logan though," he thought before planning more pranks with the young women.

The End