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Warning: Expect them to be a little OOC in this FF., and as always excuse my typo and grammatical error, THANK YOU!
I'm sorry for the long wait guys, been busy this past few days, but here you go, ENJOY!
Chapter 2
What Kind of Vacation is this?!
The Yorozuya together with Otae starts there journey in the resort, meanwhile Kagura and Shinpachi is arguing because Kagura won't stop bothering him about the music player he have, cause she wants to listen to some music too while travelling but Shinpachi don't want to because of his addictions in Otsu's songs and the two adults with them just lying there, Otae looking at them while smiling, the smile she always shows to other, a smile you don't even know how to interpret while Gin-san, our silver head samurai, sighing the whole time because of the noisiness of the brats, but just didn't mind them cause of his laziness
And also about their seating arrangements Gintoki is beside the window and kagura is next to him while Otae is in front of Gintoki and Shinpachi is beside her
The whole bickering of the two suddenly stop when Otae decided to speak
"By the way Kagura-chan" that warrant the attention of the kids "Can I borrow those vouchers for a second!" she ask then Kagura gave it to her without knowing why her Anego wants with it
Once Otae got her hands on the voucher she immediately read the information written in there and humming something
"I really am right about this thing" she blurt out that warrant the attention of the persons with her
"What is that Aneue?" Ask Shinpachi
"This vouchers you got Kagura-chan is only for family oriented people" once she blurted that out the two guys immediately panic and realize that this is Kagura we're talking about and now Gintoki got annoyed and smack Kagura on the head that she groans in pain and hold her head but still she has the same façade like she didn't know what wrong did she do
"Brat what the HECK is this!" Gin snatch the vouchers to Otae and shove it on Kagura's face and shouts "Kagura-chan did… did you ask the stand owner about the tickets you won!?" now it's Shinpachi's turn to ask the question and stuttering
"Yeah aru!" she said proudly while the two boys is grinning in anger at her attitude "he said I can use this tickets or vouchers whatever you call this... to go on a resort for free and I can bring four person with me aru!" after her explanation the two groaned in annoyance because they give up the free onsen vacation and now they waste their money for travel expense for nothing
"what kind of idiot am I, why did I not realize this… now its damn too late" Gin moping in depression "You brat give me back my money!" but Kagura didn't mind him and keep on talking to Otae while the two boys are Moping from depression towards the free Hot Spring and free food they might have experience.
Then a while Otae's thinking for a reason to this problem they're facing right now, well she got a solution for this but hesitant to tell them cause she's not so sure either if the older guy would agree but there's nothing they can do about it unless they really want to waste this and go home.
Then she got no other choice but to do this gamble she thinks off
"Well!" she spoke while the 2 guys with them cursing kagura silently but kagura didn't mind them and just humming some songs, she got annoyed cause no body heard her spoke, so this time she spoke louder for them to hear her
"WELL!" and everyone looks at her
"What is it Aneue?" ask Shinpachi
"I have a solution for this crisis we're facing" she finally said then suddenly Gintoki who's moping since he realize their Vacation is ruin suddenly went energetic again and got excited and slam his hands on his legs and look at Otae with wide and sparkling eyes
"Whaaa…what solution you thought!?" He said excitedly and Otae thought Gintoki looks like a dog waging his tail who got excited because his owner got home and she giggle at the thought of it that she didn't realize Gintoki is talking to her
"Oi… Otae… what the hell! Are you mocking me! Do you really want to make me go crazy! Oi speak woman!" he utter but the woman she's talking too is still on her dreamland he got annoyed so he shouts at her for to hear him
"OI GORILLA…." After he mention the word gorilla Otae went back to reality and still Gintoki repeats insulting her while Shinpachi and Kagura are warning him but he never stop insulting her that she got irritated and punch him on the face of course they got startled and Gintoki groan in pain. Shinpachi look at him like I told you so while Kagura is laughing at him
"THAT HURTS THIS BITCH!" He said louder touching his bleeding nose "You deserved that Idiot say that again, you'll see heaven when you wake up!" now she's sending him evil aura while Gin cursing her
"So what's the solution you got?" he said impatiently
"Listen, there's only one solution we can only gamble" she said and the three listens to her like a good kid
"Gin-san will pretend the father!"
"WHAT!" Gintoki got Startled he didn't expect that this is the her plan and it doesn't make sense to him
"Oi woman have you gone mad?!" He taunt her but she didn't mind him and continued her explanation
"Shin-chan and Kagura will be siblings!" she said while Gintoki's objecting it
"Oi do I look like a Father?" He ask but ignored "Woman talk to me!" but Otae still ignoring him that the only thing he utter is Tsk... and pick his nose
"That's fine by me if we can still continue this vacation!" Shinpachi agreed
"Oi megane really you're agreeing to this nonsense" He utter
"I'm with you Anego! But what about you?" she ask, while Gintoki just give up
"Me? Wel-"
"Oh! I know!" Kagura cut hers off
"You'll be Gin-chan's Wife aru!"After her crazy suggestion silence came to them for a moment before they registered what Kagura blurt out and shout with unison
"WHAAAT!"
"NO… NO… I DISAGREE!" the ultimate sis-con hardly disagree and jog his head nonstop and hold Gin-sans shirt tightly and looks at him emitting dark aura "Right you disagree too right Gin-san" gritting his teeth in anger imagining the silver head and his sister becoming a husband and wife even if it's just pretend makes him chill, then it's now Gin-sans turn to speak "What nonsense are you spouting Brat!" He told her and remove Shinpachi's hand on his shirt
"Listen Brat even if the worlds ends I will never Marry this Gori-" then a hard punch come at him at a speed of life to cut him off from spouting nonsense now Gin-sans nose is full of blood while Otae still clenching her fist
"Yeah Kagura-chan don't say meaningless things even if his the only guy here on earth I WILL NEVER EVER MARRY THIS IDIOT" she said smiling but darker that made kagura gulp then she looks evilly at Gin-san "Right Gin-san" that earns the silver head shiver down his spine but compose his self and hold his shirt
"Nani... Then you prefer a Gorilla over this handsome guy here" he mocks her while busy wiping the blood flowing on his nose
"Who's this Gorilla you're mentioning!" Pretending she doesn't have a clue on what Gin-san spouting
"The Gorilla Stalker you have, I bet you're more relax with his stalking ability now!" He provokes her that Vein pops on her but regain her composure
"What you're jealous!" she mock him while the two beside them starring at them dumb-founded
"Are we going to stop them aru?!" whispers at Shinpachi
"How though!?" He ask her too
Then the two just quietly sat while observing the two older ones who's bickering about their stalkers
"WHAT! Jealous? Me? Why would I" Veins pops on him too, and there it goes the silver head's hobby to clench his Shirt without him noticing it
"Yes of course you will never be jealous because you have your own stalker tailing you too!" she raised her voice at him without her noticing it
"Yeah I have a stalker too but at least she got the looks" He also raised his voice at her without noticing it either
"What! What are you implying? That I don't have what it takes!" she stared at him emitting dark aura and they didn't even notice their face is inch closer together
"You're the one who said that!" he answer her
"How did this end like this?" Shinpachi ask kagura
"I don't know aru, I guess it's bad mentioning them being husband and wife aru!" she whispers
"It's your damn fault Kagura-chan how do we end this bickering, they're telling nonsense now" Shinpachi tiredly say
"I don't know let them be! I'm sure they'll be tired with it" kagura yawn and snatch the music player that startled Shinpachi and now the two starts bickering too!
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After there long ride finally they are now in there destination The Resort where they are about to stay, but before they go inside Otae walk past them and stare at them with a serious face.
"Okay! As we talk about Gin-san will act as the father" she remind them
And the two agreed while the lazy silver perm mumbling something but Otae didn't mind him but then later speak
"Are you sure this will work!" he ask her
"Yes of course just believe that you're a lonely father that his wife leaves him and leave the child's in your care" She said
"Yeah yeah! I will act like a father but not because of some lousy woman left me behind" He told her "I will act like I'm the one who left that lousy woman and take the kids with me" he added that earns him what the hell are you spouting idiot looks from the three but just ignored him
"Okay let's do this!" Otae grab Shinpachi and Kagura with her and leave the good for nothing samurai behind
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Now that they are inside Gin gave the voucher on the staff and waiting patiently at whatever they'll do
"So" when He heard the woman spoke Gin got stiff all of sudden and Otae lightly punch his side to make him calm down and when he looks at her she's grinning evilly at him and that made him gulp but regain his composure
"Ehem…" he coughs to make him relax and when his about to open his mouth to speak the staff woman suddenly spoke
"Are you two together with your children over there?" She points her finger towards the two that is one foot away from them and it startled them
"Anou! What the he-"but before Otae finishes her words Gintoki close her mouth and earns death glare towards the brunette and sweat
"Y-yeah! We are… I mean that's ours" He said smiling idiotically and slowly lift his face to Otae's ears
"What the hell are spouting" she hisses at him in a silent tone but smiling darkly
"Don't talk nonsense now, we will use this damn opportunity to get this over with" He convince her but still don't like it so Gintoki put his arms around her and continued persuading the woman besides him
"Look if you suddenly spout I'm your brother it will cause another questioning, we need to act like we're a married couple just for now!, Just act naturally, I'll take the lead!" he looks at her with his dead fish eyes and clench his damn shirt without noticing Then why are clenching your shirt so tightly Otae Mumble that earns him What look from the silver head samurai but ignored him and said its nothing that earns her questioning look from the silver head samurai
"I said alright I'll act! Happy now!" she hisses and Gin flashes his nice smile and all of a sudden butterflies went through her stomach and it doesn't feel nice for her but just shrug it.
"Are you two okay?!" the staff member looking at them confused
"Yes we're alright" then looks at Otae and wink "Right Baby!" that sent shivers down her spine, and vein pops through her but shrug it off and sending evil aura at him.
"Y-yeah!" the only thing she utter
"just don't mind my wife she's a little bit shy!" again he looks at her "Right Baby!" vein pops at Otae again but just ignoring it and this time she looks at him mumbling "You sure are happy with this bullsh*t ha!, don't worry you'll pay afterwards" she hisses at him that earns him shiver
Then Shinpanchi and Kagura go over to them, to know what's happening now but suddenly a hotel staff came and greet them.
"Oh! There comes your children" after they heard it Shinpachi's megane shattered to pieces and got stiffed.
"Gah! Is he okay sir?" the worried staff employee ask
"Ahh… Y-yeah" then he looks at Shinpachi to signal him to act but can't see him due to his shock so instead he signal the Vermilion hair yato girl beside the megane but kagura punch Shinpachi instead, mistook the signal he made that cause them lot of commotion and now all eyes are on them, that Otae and Gin only face-Palm at the situation and prayed to god that they can manage to get through this.
"Wha...What happened are they okay!?" one of the staff member ask but her frighten look can't escape her face
"A-a… yeah of course" Otae told them and run fast to where Shinpachi and Kagura is and mumble something to them
"Are they okay sir?" one of the staff member curiously asking Gin
"A… of course they are, OI OTAE DISCIPLINE YOUR DAUGHTER!" He wish that by this they can still convince them Otae nodded to him and Gin looks slowly at the staff whether they are convince or what and cough to focus their attention to him and it succeed.
"I'm sorry by that! Our children always fights like that, well I mean my daughter that is, and she got that Spartan attitude of her mother!" He whisper the last words, but that did not miss on Otae's ears and suddenly shout I heard that!
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After the ruckus they cause, they still manage to convince the people and now finally here they are walking along with one of the staff who'll accompany them on their respective room and the girl who's accompanying them stop at a certain room and open the door to welcome them.
"Wow! This room is perfect!" Shinpachi the first one to enter the room and followed by the others
"This is a good room but I think it's a little bit too crump for four people" Otae advised their tour guide and the others agree to her
"Oh! I'm sorry for the misunderstanding!" After she utter it the Yorozuya got confused also Gintoki thought she's playing with them.
"What do you mean by that?" Vein pops at Otae while gritting her teeth
"This room is only for the kids!" the staff woman advise them that only words they utter is I see and suddenly realize the meaning of the words she mentioned and all of them except Kagura starts to Panic
"Wh… What do you mean" She Smiled at the girl for her not to perceive her state of shock.
"This is the rules here if your children are now in their teenage years it's alright if they are on separate room" The staff smiled at them.
"Really?" the only thing Gin can manage to say
"Yes! Also it would be too troublesome if the kids are with you, right!" The Staff Woman smiled & Wink at the two pretend married couple.
"What do you mean?!" Gin ask the Girl and saw her blush so they got confused, but suddenly Gin realize the meaning of her words and it makes him blush and shakes his head and the confused Otae looks suspicious at the Silver Head Samurai
"OI! Mind sharing it with me stupid" She mumbles at him but the Staff woman beat him to it and mumble it to Otae instead
"Ma'am you know if your kids are with you!, you can't do Bang-Bang together with your Husband" That she blush madly at the thought of it and Punch Gintoki just to ease her mind while Shinapchi and Kagura looks at them confusedly cause they don't even know what's the thing they're mumbling about and why Otae suddenly punch the silver head and why the staff woman gigling at them.
"Don't be shy about that Ma'am I'm sure you two are looking forward to it" She wink
"Oi you better shut your mouth missy "she threaten the woman but she only chuckled, then she open the door and goes to other room in front of them "This will be the room for the two of you" she inform Otae and Gin whose now standing up after being punch with no reason
"Have a great vacation for all of you, if you have questions feel free to come at us" She Bowed and Leave
"Oi! Brat want to switch with me!" Gin ask Kagura
"Ar..."
"But if you switch places with Kagura-chan they will suspect us you know!" Shinapachi warns and earn shock look by kagura and Gin
"Patsuan!" Gin-san blurted out "Are you okay? " And check his forehead
"Your head still hurts aru?!" Kagura ask and also check his foreface if it's burning up
"SHUT THE H*LL UP IDIOTS IM FINE, I'M NOT SICK" He shouts at them like always
"Well I thought you sick or something, 'cause you're agreeing to this?" He Notified
"Its fine, it's not like you'll do outrageous thing to my sister!" He muse and adjust his megane
"Well dah as if I'll-"but before he finishes it he saw Otae clenching her fist as if she's ready to pounce him anytime so he stop
"No worries Shin-chan if ever this pervert Perm idiot lay his hands on me ill KILL him on the spot "Grinning at them that made them fright
"See that patsuan!" Points his finger at Otae "I will never lay my hands on your Gorilla sis-"then Otae punch him to cut him off from talking
"Ne… Kagura-chan want to come and explore the resort with me?" she ask the vermilion head yato girl that agreed to her and excitedly drag his earth sister out of the room and leave the two guys alone.
-End of Chapter 2-
To be continued