Ok, so the exam WOULD have been alright. I'd revised the topic that came up really well and I knew how to answer it. But the question they asked was ridiculous. It only included 1 year of the 28 and all of the own knowledge I had learnt to stick in in order to get the extra marks was in the 5 rubbish sources they gave us. Grrr. Therefore I spent too long thinking and for the first time in my life I ran out of time. However, it was only a retake so I won't worry about it.

Anyway. For those of you who don't know who Fawks is…Where have you been hiding? But she and two of her friends come into this chapter so it may be a good idea to pop over to Rachy Babes's profile and get the low down. But basically she's Nemo's cross-dimentional girlfriend.

This my friends is the culmination of a few clues that have been knocking about :D

'Sonotalady': hmmm, TARDIS as a sister in law, I'd never thought of it like that. That sounds like an excellent idea, I can't wait to see what you come up with, could be really sweet. Loving the crudeness, don't worry, we're all used to Jack and Fawks here so crude is pretty normal in our minds :)

'1945': Yes, I think the TARDIS does talk to her. But it's more a feeling shared between them, or flashing a light to indicate where to go or what to press. The moments the TARDIS really 'Talks' are generally the times when she speaks for it which goes under the feeling category. She just knows how the TARDIS feels and replies accordingly. I hope that clears it up :)

'total-animal-lover': yeah, the names do get confusing. Luckily only the TARDIS and Andy know her as 'scrap' and since one of them is long dead and the other is sentient I'm guessing that name won't come up much. I loved writing the riddles they were pretty fun. Especially all the stuff about cats and fish etc. I'm really glad you liked it because it was such a lovely episode and I didn't want to mess with it too much.

'Rachy Babes': Glad you liked it lol. Ah there's another clue to add to your list. The TARDIS can't protect her… it's not really a clue at all, more of a warning. Oh well. There's more Doctor/Winter fun coming in the next few chapters…in fact the one after this. So that should be good. I must admit I'm rather fond of crazy Nemo too. I may just do a few little fics on drunk Nemo. Ah so you got the thief's fish but did you get the pirate reference? Fawks is going to be even more pleased as this chapter is mainly her. As for the Slovenian…no you probably don't want to know. Although, do you mind telling Fawks that she left the chocolate wrapper in my underwear draw -_- not happy.

You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake- sugar,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because I'm
Stuck on you

Gonna run my fingers thru your long black hair
Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear
Uh-uh-uh,
Yes-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall
Ain't gonna do you no good at all
'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side
That's how love is gonna keep us tied
Uh-uh-uh
Yes-sir-ee, uh,uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you

Elvis Presley – Stuck On You

'What is that noise!' Fawks screeched as she entered the new hub under the library. Jack and Ianto were already kitted out with earmuffs which she pulled away from their ears to yell. 'I said! What the hell is that noise?' They both shrunk away from the deafening wail that filled the hub and snatched the ear protection back from the demon.

'We don't know.' Ianto yelled. 'It's been going on since half past midnight.'

'I sent the other's home. Didn't think this would make the best working conditions.' Jack put in.

'Oh really?' Fawks replied, sarcastically but it was lost on the men as they couldn't hear a thing she said. She leant over and brought up a word document, typing in each sentence she wanted to say to them. 'So you have no clue what's causing it.' Ianto shook his head, 'did anything happen just before it went off?' this time Jack shook his head.

'That was my first line of thought.' He yelled to her, 'but we were asleep, I checked the CCTV but nothing happened that we could see.' Fawks ran a hand through her hair and thought hard.

'Maybe we just need to look at it from…' a sudden tugging sensation accosted her stomach and she shut her eyes tightly. She felt like wind was rushing past her face and then all of a sudden she was hit by and onslaught of water. Struggling for breath she burst to the surface and opened her eyes, glancing around herself with a stunned expression on her face. '…from a different point of view.' She finished. Jack, Ianto and herself were in a rather large swimming pool, in a conservatory. There was a scuffling sound at the door and it burst open to reveal a small troop of people outside. Leading the gang, the Doctor. Jack, Fawks and Ianto swam to the side as Winter came swooping over to help. Fawks waved her hand off, heaving herself out of the pool so Winter turned to help pull Ianto onto the side, as he was having trouble due to his water-logged suit. He smiled at her and kissed her cheek but both froze when they heard the start of the conversation behind them.

'Cap…you first…if you insist…ha!...' The two men both reeled off. Everyone looked on in horror as Winter's Jack held out his hand.

'Captain Jack Harkness, but I think you already know that.' The other Jack matched his grin perfectly and took his hand.

'You don't need to tell me, I'd recognise that handsome profile anywhere.'

'Oh God help us.' The Doctor murmured.

Today Reviews are a form of petition to Rachy Babes for some Jack on Jack action. Why? Because it won't fit in anywhere in this story but we all want it to happen secretly.