Hello, my lovely readers. It's time for you all to hear a huge confession… I am a… forgetful person… There I have admitted it. I have a horrible memory sometimes. The evidence of my faulty memory would be that I wrote this chapter sometimes ago and I don't even remember when but when the writer's block broke I found that this chapter was already there… Agh! On with the show…

Chapter 7: What Sharp Teeth I Have

It was all Caroline's fault. Really! Bonnie would swear that it was all Caroline's fault. She had been the one who was so excited that Bonnie had come back from The Other Side that she had informed Bonnie that she was determined that they would never lose her again.

"It will work," Caroline said, bouncing around on her bed like she had had far too much sugar.

Oddly, Elena was bouncing on her bed, too, and doing somersaults. "We're going to win the championship," she said as she spun in a ball through the air.

"Elena, that was last year," Caroline reminded Elena with a wave of her hand. "And we lost because you turned off you humanity and dropped me on my head."

"Huh?" Elena looked confused as she landed on the ceiling, digging her fingers into the plaster, then skittering across the ceiling and hanging above Caroline with narrowed eyes.

"She's doing it again," Caroline groaned, turning to look at Damon who was combing his hair back and staring in the mirror.

"I'm too sexy, yeah," Damon sang to himself, completely ignoring the girls.

"Damon, honey, are you even listening to me?" Caroline snapped.

Bonnie blinked. "Honey?" she felt confused as Damon stared in the mirror. "Did you just call him 'honey?' She knew that she had been spending too much time concentrated on being stuck in between being on The Other Side and then popping into her world. But how had she missed that?

"Maybe?" Caroline replied absently. "I mean I hate that I had to break up with Tyler yesterday because he refused to wear the Clyde costume. And Damon said he could make anything work. I called Klaus and I guess he can be here for the last half of the party. So, since Elena's having some 'identity issues' again," she pointed at the ceiling, "this time she thinks she's a spider. Last week she thought she was Nadia. The week before she thought she was a tomato. I mean it's better than when she was having problem with thinking she was objects. Damon, do you remember when she thought she was an iron?"

"Yup," Damon replied still fixing his hair. "Think I should try some hero hair? Don't know if it's my style though."

"I think that people like you are better as the villain," Caroline replied as Bonnie shook her head.

"Have you seen Jeremy?" Bonnie asked Caroline.

"Who's Jeremy?" Caroline asked. Bonnie began to laugh and then sobered.

"Jeremy, as in Elena's little brother," Bonnie's eyes widened as Caroline continued to shake her head.

"Elena doesn't have a little brother," Damon replied as he played with his hair. "She's always had little twin sisters, Kat and Amara. Watch Kat, she's a handful. And then there's Amara, I call her crazy pants."

"You're kidding, right?" Bonnie felt so very confused.

Damon and Caroline looked at each other and then at Bonnie. "No, we're not," Damon told her slowly. "Are you feeling okay? Maybe what's wrong with Elena is contagious?" he told Caroline who nodded while adjusting her wig.

"Yeah, but I think we need to go to the party," Caroline retorted. Picking up her bag, she threw a few text books inside. "I'm going to study while dancing with Stefan. He's like a desk: sturdy and practically unmoving."

Bonnie felt uncomfortable following Damon and Caroline down the stairs with Elena crawling along behind them. "Who am I dating again?" Bonnie asked the two vampires, feeling slightly afraid of what they were going to say. Maybe she should just skip the party and go looking for Jeremy.

"Bond. James Bond," someone called from behind them and Bonnie turned to find Kol Mikaelson grinning at her. "Hello, gorgeous."

"What?" Bonnie looked around at her friends who were not running in terror or attacking Kol. "Kol, you're dead. What are you doing here?"

"What do you mean I'm dead?" Kol began to laugh as if this was the funniest joke she ever told anyone. "I mean, yes, darling, I am dead but not on The Other Side dead dead if that is what you mean."

"But Elena and Jeremy killed you last year," Bonnie said slowly, feeling confused.

"Really?" Kol still looked amused. "Darling, Bon Bon, I think that you have been indulging in something from Damon's flask. Have you? Don't worry. You know that I would never judge. Not even when I found you making out with a blow up doll that one time last Christmas after Nik compelled you to."

Bonnie shook her head and started to walk away. "None of you are making sense. I need to find Jeremy," she told the group as she fled down the stairs.

"Bonnie, stop. You can't go out around all those humans yet," Caroline shouted and then Bonnie felt her body begin to tingle. Something smelled really good and she looked around to see that someone had fallen down and scraped his knee. As Bonnie felt herself moving so very quickly toward the liquid that smelled terribly good, someone wrapped their arms around her and she was flying out of the room. "What the hell?" she cried when her feet hit the ground.

"Bonnie, look at me," Kol demanded. Bonnie turned to look up at Kol who had taken his sunglasses off. "You have to remember that you're new to the urges. You can't allow them to consume you."

"What urges?" Bonnie asked Kol, afraid of the answer.

"You're a vampire now, Bonnie," Kol replied and Bonnie shook her head, backing away from him. "No, no, I'm not a vampire. I would never be a vampire. This can't be happening."

"You came back and Caroline wanted to make sure that you wouldn't die again," Kol explained while Bonnie shook her head frantically.

"That is impossible. I am not a vampire. I don't want to be a vampire. I hate vampires," Bonnie cried, turning to glare at Kol who shook his head.

"I'm sorry, but it's true," Kol replied, reaching out and trying to get ahold of Bonnie.

"Don't you touch me," Bonnie snapped, holding up her arms, she started to move backward and then ran away from Kol.

Hearing Kol chasing after her, Bonnie continued to run as fast her legs would carry her. Seeing a small house up ahead with lights on, Bonnie did not question why it was that there was a house in the middle of a wooded area. Pounding on the front door, Bonnie was relieved when an old woman came the door. The piece of wood slid open and Bonnie waited for the woman to make eye contact so that she could compel her way inside.

"Hello, Bonnie," the old woman croaked, pulling a shawl around her shoulders. "Come in," she waved for Bonnie to come inside and Bonnie could only stare at the woman.

"I'm sorry, do I know you?" Bonnie replied, closing the door behind her quickly.

The woman began to chuckle as she picked up a large cat and walked toward a rocking chair. "I suppose you could say that you knew me once. Back when I looked forever sixteen. Or about that age. It was one hell of a life that I led for so long before I stupidly ingested the bloody cure. I thought that it would be my chance at a real life, with a family of my own. Now, look at me."

Bonnie peered at the woman and gasped. "Rebekah?"

"Yes," Rebekah replied with another chuckle. "It took you a moment to recognize me, yes? Don't tell my brothers that I'm here. I could not stand to see their pity. Especially Nik. Bloody bastard. You know what he did the moment he heard I took the cure?" Rebekah rolled her eyes and smirked. "He forced me to drink his blood. He said that I was fool and my damn bloody fool and he would not watch me die to satisfy my curiosity. The joke is on him. It didn't work. I'm going to die like I should have over a thousand years of living, sustained on the life's blood of others. You know, it gives you perspective when you suddenly know that your time is limited to mere minutes."

"Minutes?" Bonnie couldn't help but interrupt as Rebekah looked up at her with a serene smile.

"Tell Kol that he couldn't help me and that it's not his fault," Rebekah said and then she stopped moving. Bonnie's jaw dropped and she knelt down beside Rebekah. She would admit that she had never been close to Rebekah. Hell, she even kind of hated her most of the time that she had known her.

"Bekah," Kol cried from the doorway as he came racing inside and knelt down beside his sister. "Bekah. Bekah, please, no," Kol moaned. "Bekah," he wailed, taking his sister's hand in his. "It was not supposed to be like this. Why did you have to go on that stupid trip and take that stupid cure?"

How did Rebekah manage to get the cure and not Katherine? Or did Katherine get it? If there was no Jeremy, then Bonnie may never have been able to find the cure. But she died and went to The Other Side. Surely, she must have gone to the island.

"You know that she always meant to apologize for feeding you to Silas?" Kol whispered and Bonnie's head moved to Kol. He was staring up at her. "She just wanted her chance to live. She felt terrible after… after she became human it was even worse. The guilt. But I said we would bring you back. Because you were Bonnie. Because I could not go through the rest of eternity without you knowing that I love you."

"You love me?" Bonnie felt her head swimming. This was just too much information. She needed to get out of here. Running out of the house and away from the grieving vampire, Bonnie ran back into the woods to find her Grams.

"Child, what did Caroline do to you?" Shelia Bennett asked, looking her granddaughter over.

"Grams," Bonnie took a step forward and her grandmother took a step backward.

"Don't come near me. I don't want you. You're not my grandbaby. You're a monster," Grams said and disappeared.

Bonnie began to weep when Luca appeared. "Hey, Bonnie."

"Luca?" It had been so long since Bonnie had seen Luca that she had almost forgotten about the young warlock.

"You killed me," Luca replied, giving Bonnie a hard look. "Now, look at you. You're a witch's nightmare. But here's the bright side that they forgot to tell you. You don't have to live like this. You can pick up a branch and put an end to it now before your hunger gets the best of you and that neighbor kid looks a little bit too much like a snack."

"Leave me alone and get out of my head," Bonnie yelled back at Luca.

"Make me," Luca taunted her.

Looking around, Bonnie found a tree branch and stabbed Luca only to find herself looking up at Kol. "Oh, my God," Bonnie groaned as Kol fell to his knees.

"That's quite alright," Kol told her. "It would be a different matter if it were white oak." They both looked down at the same time to see that the wood was indeed white oak.

"But that tree wasn't white oak before," Bonnie looked up at the offending tree in shock before looking back down at Kol.

"Bonnie, kiss me?" Kol asked as his body began to set aflame.

Leaning forward, Bonnie kissed Kol quickly and he grinned at her. She was almost sure that he said "Thank you" before he was simply a charred corpse and she could only stare down at him in horror. "Bonnie," Caroline shouted. "I've been looking for you all over," she said and then gasped when she saw Kol's body. "Oh, I do not want to have to explain that to Klaus. Clean up 101," pulling out a tiny shovel that looked like something she would use as a child to build sandcastles with, Caroline held it out to Bonnie. "This your mess. You'll have to clean it up."

"Where are you going?" Bonnie asked when Caroline turned to walk away.

"To play the Little Blonde Distraction," Caroline called over her shoulder.

"Some Halloween I'm having," Bonnie said glumly to herself as she dug a grave for a deceased Original brother.

"Bonnie, wake up," Jeremy called as he shook Bonnie out her dream.

"What?" Bonnie's eyes opened and she looked at Jeremy, confused. "You're here. You're alive," she said giddily as she wrapped her arms around him.

"Yeah," Jeremy replied. "But if we don't get to the Halloween party Caroline is going to kill us."

"Okay," Bonnie said. "Just let me get my costume on." Walking into her bathroom, Bonnie slid the vampire teeth in and pulled the black cape over her shoulders. Growling at her reflection, she started to giggle. Coming out of the bathroom, she smiled at Jeremy. "Ready to go?"

Jeremy turned to her and grinned but his teeth were remarkably sharp. "Are you?" he inquired. Bonnie screamed when Jeremy grabbed her and sank his fangs into her neck. "I thought you wanted your costume to be realistic," Jeremy whispered, placing his wrist to her mouth. "You know the old saying about being careful what you wish for. And besides this was all Caroline's idea. She got the script for the finale and wanted to make an adjustment."

Bonnie was thinking that it was typical of Caroline to want to be in control of every last detail when Jeremy snapped her neck.

Waking up several hours later, Bonnie found Caroline standing over her. "See, if you had read what was going to happen to you, you would have been like 'No way. How is it fair that it's always my character that gets killed? I've died like three or four times. But who's counting right -"

"Caroline," Bonnie shouted.

"What?" Caroline asked.

"The chapter is over. You can't just keep speaking," Bonnie replied. "You see that. People are yawning. That girl just closed her fanfic app and started searching through her junk e-mail box."

"So, where was I?" Caroline continued to speak as Bonnie waved good-bye to the viewers as Caroline talked until the next chapter and the next chapter. Oh, and the next chapter. And then Klaus showed up and then they had more hot hybrid sex.

The next character that will be on the chopping block will be… Stefan Salvatore. That is going to fun because I've been making fun of Stefan for years.

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