Thor examined the wonderful machine that gave coffee. The little pot that held the coffee inside was empty. That simply would not do. He would make coffee and surprise Jane with how knowledgeable he was becoming on Earth technologies. She would be very proud of him.
As he went about fixing the coffee in what he thought was the right way, things began to go horribly wrong. When Tony entered his kitchen a few minutes later, he was met with a man covered in coffee grounds and water and a broken coffee maker.
"Explain it to me again Point Break. How exactly did you manage to reduce what was my coffee maker into that pile of rubble on my counter?" Tony said as tried and failed to repair the coffee maker. "No. You know what? Never mind. I don't even wanna know."
"It is a being of pure evil! It attacked me! I merely retaliated." Thor protested.
"This is what I get for turning my house into a club for misfits. There is no possible way for me to save this. I really liked this one too." Tony sulked as he pushed the pieces away. "Hey Jarvis! Call Pepper and tell her to pick up a new coffee machine on the way home. I want the best and most durable on the market. No. Wait. I'll make it myself!" He shot a look at Thor. "And I'll be sure to make it god-proof!"
"I am sorry. I wanted to make some of the delicious coffee to surprise Jane with." Thor sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. Honestly, who knew making coffee was so hard?
"You are not allowed to touch the new one until someone teaches you how to use it. I'm not even sure I want you in my kitchen. Here take this." He reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet and selected a card. "Next time you want to treat your girl to coffee, tell her to take you to Starbucks and use this. That way my coffee is safe, and you have an unlimited supply."
Jane chose this moment to enter yawning. "What's going on?" Her eyes widened as she looked at Thor and what used to be a coffee machine.
"Your Renaissance Fair wannabe over here killed my coffee maker. He's not allowed back in the kitchen without supervision."
Jane was trying very hard not to laugh. "Whatever you say Tony. Thor if you go change clothes, you and me will go get some coffee okay?"
Thor eagerly followed her out of the room. "Can we go to the Buck of Star? Friend Tony says the coffee never runs out there!"
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