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The quartet of cats padded along silently, and this very much did bore Hollyleaf. "Party rock is in the house tonight, everybody just have a good time…" She sang.
"And we gon' make you loose your mind, we just wanna see ya…." Lionblaze continued.
"Shake that!" Dovewing added, shaking her butt around.
Jayfeather sighed. "Shut up, motherf-ers."
Eventually, the foursome reached McDonald's.
"OMS, Jayfeather, could we PLLLLEEEAAASSEE stop? I could eat a badger!" Dovewing begged.
"OMS, I agree!" Lionblaze piped in, and Jayfeather sighed. "Fine, we can stop at McDonald's!"
After they all filled up on Big Macs, they continued on their journey.
Back the clan territories…
The gathering had begun, and the cats from all clans were gathered. Onestar began meowing- "All is well in WindClan, and prey is running fine."
"Yeah, and birds can fly!" Ivypool called out, and then giggled.
"No dip, stupid ThunderClan beotch! Go to Dark Forest!" Ashfoot, the WindClan deputy, replied angrily.
Ivypool was fuelled by anger now. "Oh yeah? Why don't you go screw Crowfeather's ass! I bet he'd like it!" She yowled.
"Ashfoot's my mom!" Crowfeather meowed, pausing as he buried Nightcloud's body.
"Exactly!" Ivypool retaliated.
"Everyone, Mousefur has been butt raped-" Squirrelflight began.
However, Ivypool interrupted. "No one asked you, dumb mousebrain!"
"1s, I wint 2 wallmrt ann I bawt sum Dorruh da Iksplora PJs ann day wur ssssoooo ko-z!" Purdy began. "I kech Dorruh on Netfliks al da tim !"
"OMS, Purdy, me too! I have the same PJs!" Tawnypelt exclaimed happily.
"Tawnypelt, why don't you shut your hole! You're not even tawny! You are lying to us all! And Purdy, I have no idea what the Dark Forest you're even saying." Ivypool snapped.
"Ivypool, tone it down-" Whitewing, her mother, attempted to reason.
"Whitewing, you are not my mother! Birchfall had an affair with Lady Gaga! I know it!" Ivypool yowled, and everyone gasped. Birchfall and Whitewing turned beet red.
Boulderpaw, a WindClan apprentice, spoke up. "Maybe that's why you're such a freak of nature!"
"Says the WindClan cat!" Ivypool replied angrily. Finally, Reedwhisker, deputy of RiverClan, knocked out Ivypool from behind, and everyone cheered, and she was forgiven for almost starting an interclan war. Someone neglected to administer her meds.
The journey…
Jayfeather was in a crappy mood, as always, so he kicked down Dovewing. "Get up, stupid retard!"
"Jayfeather, just because you're on your period, doesn't mean you have to take it out on Dovewing!" Hollyleaf scolded.
"I'm blind! I'm different! I hate my life! I hate it! I'm blind! I feel sorry for myself! Don't say a word about my blindness, or I'll beotch slap you! I hate my life!" Jayfeather whinily ranted, about to sob.
Lionblaze groaned. "Guys, shut up, I'm missing 'Desperate Housecats.' Don't make me even more mad!"
"Hey, look! A bunch of little kits!" Dovewing happily exclaimed, and a bunch of kits were dancing around.
Then, they started square dancing, dancing on poles, and moving their pelvic areas forward towards each other.
"Whoa, Dirty Dancing, a bit graphic, eh?" Lionblaze meowed, and the travelers traveled on.
"OMS, a snake!" Hollyleaf exclaimed, as a garter snake slithered in the grass.
Jayfeather screamed like a she-kit. "AAAAHHH! WHERE IS IT? HELP MEEE!" He screamed, and jumped on top of Hollyleaf, and she was tackled to the ground.
"Heh heh, Sorry." Jayfeather apologized.
"Darn, where's Foxleap when you need him?" Lionblaze muttered, wanting to go all Super Blaze on the snake.
Dovewing suddenly noticed a man in view. As they got closer, they all gasped.
"CHUCK NORRIS!" They all simultaneously yowled, and sure enough, in the flesh, Chuck Norris stood before him.
Note: Thanks for reading this chapter! Let's see what happens with Chuck Norris! Will update soon!