Requester: CyborgMelody

Theme: Board Game


Board Game: XXX

Kon paced around the living room in Ichigo's body as he waited for the door to the knocked on. "What's taking so long? That damn website said that the box would arrive today and if Ichigo gets back before I get it, he's going to kick my ass!" recently, Kon has been looking through new websites on the computes ever since Rukia showed him how to use one. Who knew that there were many willing females out there to want to take part in sexual activity!

"Ahh, all the large bobbies! Just like Inoue or Rangiku-san," said Kon as he daydreamed. His face turned red from just fantasizing, but he came out of it when he heard someone knock on the door, Kon rushed over to the door and opened it up to see a mailman with a box in his hands.

"Is this-"

"Yes!" Kon quickly took the box from the man and closed the door back up. He shook the box and could hear the items inside move around. He ran up to Ichigo's room and did a happy jump since he still had the house all to himself since both Ichigo and Rukia headed out to go exterminate Hollows. Also, Ichigo's crazy dad took the kids to some weekend vacation somewhere. So, that meant that Kon was all alone in the house to try out his new toy.

He ripped opened the cardboard that was keeping him from his desire and tossed it behind him once he got rid of it. Kon's eyes shined as he looked at the black box with red streaks that had the name of XXXOPOLY running across it. He ripped off the plastic from the box and tossed it over to the discarded cardboard box as well. He then began to lift the top lid of the box and saw the board game with the included two dice, two game pieces that were red and white, fifty small chips, fifty Hot and Heavy cards, fifty Erotic Chest cards, twenty-eight property cards and a lot of paper money with symbols of handcuffs on them. "I'm in Heaven."

Kon then took all the pieces out, dice, money, cards, and the folded up board game as he moved it all to one side to go get rid of the evidence that he ever bought something so erotic. He took the cardboard box and the game's box over to the trash can, but saw that they wouldn't fit, so he began to smash both boxes as he jumped on them to make them smaller. Then he went to go find the scissors to cut the boxes into smaller pieces so that no one could ever be able to find the evidence. Once he finished, he ran back to the room and saw how beautiful the game board looked like as he unfolded it to show a four quadrant board. "Oh, man! This is pure Heaven! I can die just lookin' at it-"

"Kon!"

"I don't want to die yet!" Kon quickly folded up the board and the extra things that came with it into the only place he could think of to hide it for the moment, Ichigo's book bag, since all he had was one simple book inside, Kon started to shove all the things in there, making sure to not ruin the game or the parts that came with it as he placed it all behind Ichigo's book. He then jumped onto the bead and took out a magazine and pretended to be reading it.

"Yo, Kon, I need my body back," said Ichigo as he entered through the window with Rukia already in her body.

"Whatever," and Kon waited for Ichigo to extract his pill so that he could be placed inside his plushy body. Once Ichigo got back in his body, he took the green pill and placed it inside Kon's body.

"Ah, well, I'm going to take a nap, bye-bye," and Kon jumped into the small closet to take said nap while Ichigo looked at him suspiciously. Since when does Kon need a nap after being inside my body?

"Oi, Ichigo, weren't you going to go over to Ishida's apartment to ask him to help you with the homework?" said Rukia as Ichigo looked over to her like he didn't had any idea what she was talking about. "Idiot! Remember, we missed that day where we had to take notes since we had a Hollow alert. So go ask him to help you so you can come back and help me!"

Ichigo then remembered. "Oh, right! I should go then." Ichigo stood up and took his book bag that was sitting on the side of his bed. "I'll be back later!" he then rushed downstairs to the door and exited his home.

Kon came out of the closet as he heard someone slam the door. "Where did Ichigo go?"

Rukia settled herself on Ichigo's bed as she took out one of her manga's out to read. "He went over to Ishida's, why?"

Kon looked around for Ichigo's book bag and was beginning to get nervous when he couldn't find it. "Uh, did Ichigo take his bag?"

"Uh-hu."

Kon's face paled. Oh NO! Not Four-Eyes!


Ichigo made it to the front of Uryū's apartment door and knocked on it a couple of times. He heard footsteps getting closer and stepped back as he waited for the door to open.

"What do you want, Kurosaki?" said Uryū as he opened the door to the Shinigami, who scratched the back of his head.

"I need your help on the notes me, and Rukia missed."

Uryū narrowed his eyes at Ichigo but let him pass through. "Why didn't Kuchiki-san come as well?" he looked at Ichigo as he passed through the door and noticed that his attention was moving to the kitchen.

"She said that she rather wait till I get home-hey are you cooking something, it smells good," commented Ichigo as he dropped his book bag in front of Uryū's couch and walked over to the small kitchen that had a pot steaming.

Uryū frowned as Ichigo merely dropped his bag anywhere he wanted too. "Could you at least pretend that you have some manners?" and Uryū picked the discarded bag and efficiently placed it to rest on the side of the couch so that it wasn't just in a slump leaning on the couch.


Ichigo placed a dirty dish into Uryū's sink and walked over to the couch. "That was good. I didn't know you could cook."

Uryū pushed his glasses up and walked over to his book bag. "Thank you, but we better get started on the notes before it gets dark outside," Uryū then pulled out his journal while Ichigo went over to his bag and then he stopped short on reaching for it.

"Uh, before we start, I'm going to use the bathroom real quick. Take out my book will ya," and Ichigo walked away to search for the bathroom that he knew the Quincy had. As for Uryū, he reached for Ichigo's bag and took a seat on the couch as he opened it up.

"Huh? What's all this junk?" Uryū moved the book out of his way to see what was behind it and began to take out a folded up black board. He unfolded the board to lay it on the table in front of his couch and quickly turned red as he read the spaces on the board. Wh-why would Kurosaki be caring something like this around? He then looked back into Ichigo's bag and took out all the cards, dice, money, and game pieces out to see what the hell the game was about.

He placed all the objects on the table and reached for the cards that were scrambled everywhere. Hot and Heavy? What kind of name is that? Uryū then began to read the black card he had in his hand, quietly. "Can you keep your composure? You must call your best friend and have a short conversation with them lasting no more than 2 minutes while your partner pleasures you," to say that Uryū was disturbed was an understatement. He reached for another card as he unceremoniously dropped the card he had on the table. This time the card was red. "Erotic Chest?" his hand slightly began to shake as he tried to read out the card. "Take a piece of clothing off your partner as sexually as possible. If they don't have any clothes on… collect $50."

By the time Ichigo came out of the bathroom, he saw that Uryū had some sort of board game set up on his table. "What the hell is that?" and then he got smacked by some red dice that the Quincy threw at him at full force, hitting him on the forehead. "What the hell was that for you insensitive jerk!"

Uryū stood up from the couch and pointed to himself, still red from reading those improper cards. "Me? An insensitive jerk? And I suppose you just thought you can come here and try some-some weird thing like that with me," pointing to the game on the table.

Ichigo furrowed his eyebrows and looked closer to the game board set up. Just by looking at the center of the board he knew that it wasn't some harmless game. Especially, since it had a name like XXXOPOLY in big, bright words. "That's not mine! Where did you get that from?" pointing at Uryū accusingly.

"It is yours, while I was getting out your damn book that atrocity caught my attention as to why you would have a game board in your bag! So, see," he looked at the redhead with a cold glare, "you didn't just come here to-to study you freak! I didn't even know you were into that kind of thing, let alone swing that way!"

Ichigo backed up and placed his hands in front of him. "Woah, woah, woah! First off, that is not mine! And second off, I don't even want to know what you're implying there you freak!"

Uryū gave a dry chuckle as he stared at Ichigo. "Oh please, you have a girl living in your closet and you never once made a move on her, and not only that, you seem to ignore any girl that usually walks their way by you trying to catch your attention."

Ichigo turned as red as Uryū was moments ago but kept his anger in his voice. "Well, excuse me for not being Kon-" Ichigo looked away and remembered that the damn plushy was acting stranger than usual as of late. That damn bastard once asked Rukia to show him how to use a computer and then dad busted my door once because he said I used one of his cards without his permission. That bastard! But before Ichigo could say anything, he saw how Uryū was looking at the game from the corner of his eyes with a slight blush going across his face. I'm probably going to regret this later. "Do, uh, you want to try it?" hoping that Uryū would say no and just pack the damn thing away and maybe burn it.

Uryū scowled over to Ichigo. "And what makes you think that I would want to try something like that?" Uryū saw that Ichigo was looking slightly relieved with what he said and must have thought that he would just throw that thing away. Like I'll make things that simple for you, Kurosaki. He pushed his glasses up and went to sit on the couch. "On second thought, how about we try this?" saying it in the calmest tone he could manifest at the moment, even though he knew that his voice was a bit shaky.

"What-"

"Unless, you're scared, Kurosaki."

Ichigo walked over to the other side of the table with a determined look on his face. "We'll see who's scared, Ishida."


Uryū took the two pawns that came with the game and looked at them. "I'll take the white and you take the red," he then tossed Ichigo the little red pawn over to him while he kept the white one.

Ichigo caught it and looked on the board where to place it. "Where do we place our pawns at anyway?"

Uryū looked at the board and eyed every single space. "Seeing as the space with the name Orgasm is the only one with an arrow I suppose that's where we should start," and he placed his pawn over the red word as Ichigo did also. "Now, seeing as I don't know how much money we should start with let's just start with two of everything."

Ichigo watched as Uryū organized the colorful money with pictures of handcuffs to their appropriate section, then he handed him the money and himself and looked at the board to see what else they needed. "What about those cards with the names, Erotic Chest and Hot and Heavy?"

Uryū looked like he was contemplating the thought of placing those on the board game or just leave those out. "I… guess we could include them," not completely sure since some of the acts that he saw were a bit uncomfortable for his taste. But nonetheless, he organized them and placed them on the board on where they needed to be.

Ichigo then looked at the remaining cards that were on the side. "I'm going to guess those are some property cards when you buy something on the board, right?"

Uryū looked confused at first and reached for them. "And how would you know that, Kurosaki, I thought you never played games like these?" the thought of Ichigo trying this with someone else infuriated the Quincy that he didn't even know why in the first place.

"Huh? Well isn't it obvious. I mean I played a board game somewhat similar to this when I was little so I thought it would make sense. Haven't you played any kind of board game when you were young?"

The Quincy looked slightly away almost in shame of not knowing something as simple as that. "I never played a board game before."

Ichigo felt slightly bad for the Quincy for never playing a game in his life that he stood up and walked over to where he was sitting. "Stand up," saying it more like an order than a suggestion. Uryū looked confused but he did what he was told. Once, he stood up, Ichigo pushed the couch back to make more room on the floor, seeing as this was some twisted sex game. He then took a seat near where the beginning of the game started with Uryū sitting across from him.

"So, I guess we roll the dice and see where we land, then?" said Ichigo as he played with the red dice on his hand.

"That would be my best guess."

Ichigo tossed the dice on the board and saw that he needed to move eight spaces forward. He took his pawn and advanced and stopped on a space that said NIBBLE NECKING. "Is there a card that has that word on it," he said as he looked over to Uryū who was looking through the property cards.

"Yes, I guess you can buy it to make it your property or… you have to do what it says on the card."

Ichigo slightly paled at the thought of nibbling on Uryū's neck, but since he didn't want to waste his money on the damn space, he had no other choice but to stick with the stupid rules of the game. Ichigo crawled over to where Uryū was sitting and turned red when he knew what Ichigo was about to do. Ichigo leaned closer to Uryū, but stopped when he wondered how long he had to do the action. "How long does the card say I have to do this?"

Uryū was slightly relived that Ichigo didn't commence and picked up the card and turned it around. "It says Time Chips which must mean how long we must stay on the act," Ichigo snorted as he already figured that much, "then it has a Sex Fee column and a Sex Time column. Oh, of course, since you don't have any time chips then the column under Time Chips that has a zero must also correspond with you having to pay the Sex Fee which is twenty dollars and do the Sex Time which is fifteen seconds long."

"What? I also have to pay and do the damn thing?" said Ichigo as he backed away from Uryū to reach his money to give him a twenty. Uryū took it and neatly placed it with his other twenties but as soon as he turned back to look at Ichigo, the redhead was already nibbling on his neck like the card had required him to do. Uryū felt slightly aroused by the act as Ichigo nibbled on his neck that he subconsciously moved his neck a little to the side to give Ichigo more room to work on. He felt a bit sad that the act was over but he knew that, that was just the tip of the ice berg and more wild act's were soon to come the more they played the game.

He cleared his throat and reached for the dice, shaking them in his hand and releasing them when he felt ready to. Uryū looked at his dice and moved his pawn three spaces forward, stopping on the space that said TONGUE TIED TERRACE. He reached for the card and read what it said, "full open mouth kiss with plenty of tongue," Uryū turned to Ichigo as he heard him choke probably on his own spit.

"What! But mine was so innocent and yours is-"

"Kurosaki, if you haven't noticed by now that this is a sex game, then you really are an idiot," said Uryū as he interrupted Ichigo before he could make a bigger fool of himself. "I guess I must return the twenty back and… do the act," Ichigo reached for the bill and saw how Uryū got closer to him then when he was nibbling on his neck. Uryū moved closer to Ichigo's face and whispered, "you better keep count," then he closed his eyes and placed his lips over the closed mouth of Ichigo's, but as soon as Ichigo felt a tongue sweep under his bottom lip, he opened his mouth and let his tongue out as Uryū began to fondle with his wet appendage. Soon, Ichigo pulled back signaling that the time was up. Uryū crawled back to his spot and placed his hands in his lap almost like he was just guilty for committing a crime. "Your turn," he whispered.

Ichigo nodded and took the dice into his hand and dropped them on the board. Taking his pawn he moved it three spaces forward and landed on the space that said MASSAGE PARLOR. He looked over to Uryū to hear what he needed to do now. "Sensuously massage your partner's neck."

Ichigo looked slightly relived that it wasn't something crazy as massage his dick or something. He then crawled behind Uryū after handing him the twenty and placed his hands on his neck. "You better keep count of this," and then began to massage Uryū's neck as sensual as he could which he must have been doing seeing as Uryū tried to hold back some moans and he sometimes accidentally let some of them out which made him turn red. Ichigo looked down to see how Uryū was copping with this massage and saw that he had his hands tightly clenching his pants. He smirked at the effect he was having on him but felt like the massage went by to quickly for his liking.

Ichigo handed Uryū the dice and he made sure to slightly brush his hands with the archers. Uryū acted like he didn't notice and just rolled the dice. Ichigo took his pawn seeing as he was closer to it now since Uryū was farther away from it and moved it three spaces forward and left it on the space that said SUCKING STREET. Uryū read the card out loud, "Suck or nibble on your partner's fingers or toes."

Ichigo was given his twenty back and watched Uryū come back closer to him and reached for his hand. "I'm going to guess that you decided on my fingers than my toes."

Uryū glared at him and began to bring Ichigo's hand closer to his mouth and began sucking on his fingers like if he was a lollipop. The Shinigami felt a blush come across his face as he watched Uryū with his eyes closed sucking away like an expert. I wonder how that would feel on other parts of my body. He shook his head and pulled his fingers away before his mind began to wonder around about other impropriate things.

Uryū moved back to his spot but didn't seem so uptight like he was on the first time he did his activity. Ichigo rolled the dice and moved his pawn five spaces, landing on the space that said SECOND BASE. "I think I already know what that means," he then handed him the twenty and got closer to Uryū who looked like he already knew what that meant as well. "Keep count," Ichigo then kissed Uryū on the mouth as he let his hand slide down his chest.

Uryū felt like he wanted to push Ichigo away since second base could get quite messy but that thought soon flew out the window when he felt Ichigo caressing his chest and then slowly moving it downward to the button of his pants. The kissing was also very distracting since Ichigo parted his lips with his tongue and began to wrestle with his in his own mouth. Twisting and turning like a dance that they only knew, and then Uryū brought his hand up and placed it behind Ichigo's head, messing with his hair. He lightly gasped into Ichigo's mouth when he felt him touch his cock over his pants and then whether it was fifteen seconds or not, pulled back. Both were red and panting as they began to catch their breath. Ichigo then moved back and gave Uryū the dice.

Uryū took them and rolled his dice. Ichigo moved his pawn ten spaces and saw that he landed on SECOND BASE like he did moments ago, except this time Uryū was the one who was going to initiate the act. Ichigo looked over to Uryū and saw that cute blush go across his face and handed him the twenty when he got closer to Ichigo. Uryū licked his lips and settled himself on top of Ichigo, to his surprise, and placed his hands on his shoulders. "Keep track," and that was all Ichigo heard since the young Quincy began to kiss him like he did a few moments ago but unlike him, Uryū actually opened up the redheads pants and felt his hard cock over his boxers and fondled with it for a bit. Ichigo was in pure bliss as his little companion enjoyed the attention he was receiving and let out a soft moan to show his thankfulness to the Quincy in his lap. Uryū was also enjoying the sensual act he was doing with Ichigo but was a bit sad when he felt him begin to pull away. As Uryū was moving away from the Shinigami's lap, he was surprised that he was being pulled back into said lap with Ichigo's pants still open.

"It's easier since the pawns are beginning to move farther away," said Ichigo as an excuse to have a lap full of Quincy. And Uryū knew this but just turned around with his back on Ichigo's chest. He lightly blushed but handed the man behind him the dice. Ichigo took them and rolled, reaching out with his hand to move six spaces. "Huh? Hot and Heavy?"

"You need to get one of those cards," he said pointing to the stack that where in the middle of the board. Ichigo reached for the appropriate card and turned it around to read.

"Can you keep your composure? You must call your best friend and have a short conversation with them lasting no more than 2 minutes while your partner pleasures you," Ichigo took his time to let this sink in and looked at it again in confusion. "Wait, so I have to call a friend, but who should I call?"

"Try Kuchiki-san," offered Uryū as he felt Ichigo reach for his phone that was in his pants.

Ichigo dialed the number but didn't push the send button yet. "So, you're going to pleasure me while I talk to Rukia for two whole minutes, right?"

Uryū turned around on his lap and faced him; he took his phone and hit send so that he could begin with the sexual act that the card bestowed upon him. Ichigo placed the phone over his ear and waited for Rukia to answer the phone.

"Where the hell are you!"

Ichigo cringed away from the phone since Rukia screamed so fucking loud, and before he could reply a normal response, he felt Uryū begin to kiss at his neck while he stroked his chest, making his response turn into a moan.

"Ichigo? Are you okay?"

Ichigo tried hard to regain his composure for a bit and reply back. "Y-yeah, I j-ust, umm, wanted to say th-that I-I am, ahh, going to, mmm, be a bit la-te!" Uryū bit at his neck to make sure he embarrassed himself more than he already was. He couldn't even glare at him since he knew that he had to keep this up for two whole minutes.

"Why? Is Ishida giving you problems?"

You have no idea. "Yea-ahh, he's giving me a f-few pro-blems!" he leaned his head to the side to allow more room for Uryū to work on and felt him bit his neck as soon as he did while still caressing his chest. He didn't know how much more of this he could take.

"Oh, well hurry up so you can give me the answers you jerk!"

Ichigo was about to respond back but then he looked at his phone and it said that it was about to be two minutes. "Wha-whatever! Bye!" he clicked the end button and watched as Uryū finished his administrations by giving him a quick kiss on the mouth.

"I hate that card."

Uryū smirked and turned back around to roll his dice. His dice rolled a total of three and he moved his pawn to the spot that said HEAVY PETTING PLACE. Uryū was confused and reached for the instructions on the space. "Massage your partner's genitals," he paled at the thought of having to massage Ichigo in that area but he wasn't going to back down from a challenge. He turned around and moved out of Ichigo's lap to move his pants a bit down since they were already unzipped and unbuttoned. Ichigo complied as he pulled them slightly down and watched as Uryū's hands began to move closer. He looked at Ichigo and said, "fifteen seconds," he then slipped his hand inside the boxers and began to massage his hard cock which made Ichigo moan and close his eyes as he threw his head back in pleasure.

Ichigo was leaning on his hands to make sure he didn't tumbled backwards while Uryū was giving him the massage of his life. Then Uryū brought his face closer to Ichigo's ear and whispered, "done," making Ichigo feel disappointed but more eager to see what else was in store for him as they continued this game.

"Damn, that was erotic," said Ichigo as he was still coming down from his high.

Uryū pocked him on the head. "It's meant to be, idiot, now roll the dice," he handed Ichigo the dice and watched as he rolled them. He saw that he rolled a total of eleven and moved his pawn to the other side of the table. "You landed on another card," Uryū reached for it and gave it to Ichigo.

Ichigo looked at it and saw that it was a different type of card. "Huh, this one says Erotic Chest? Take a piece of clothing off your partner as sensually as possible. If they don't have any clothing on, collect $50," Ichigo eyed Uryū and saw that he had too much clothing for his taste and was thankful that he had an excuse to remove something. "I guess I should remove something," he turned Uryū around on his lap and saw that he wanted to remove that white zipper shirt. And he had the best idea on how to remove it and also be sensual at the same time.

He leaned Uryū down to the floor and got on top of him, straddling him as he watched the Quincy blush as he waited for Ichigo to decide what piece of clothing he was going to take off. Ichigo then leaned his head closer to Uryū's chest and took the zipper in his mouth, and began to slowly unzip the unnecessary shirt. He heard Uryū gasp as he pushed his zipper down to make contact with the bare skin under it. Ichigo went back to his task and completely unzipped the shirt to show pale, milky skin. "Was that sensual enough?"

Uryū nodded and removed the shirt by pushing it off his shoulders. "Now this is unfair, but I'll get you back later. It's my turn anyway," he grabbed the dice but when he rolled it, he was pulled back to Ichigo's lap. He glared at him and then looked back to the board to see how many spaces he needed to move. He reached across the board and moved three spaces, landing on a Hot and Heavy space. "Well, this is worthless," said Uryū as he looked the card over.

"What's it say?"

"Red Light Party. Move your piece to the nearest, unowned, red light district. You may purchase it for 50% off."

Ichigo nodded in mile disappointment. "Yeah, it is worthless, but you still got to move your pawn to the nearest at least."

Uryū moved it a couple steps forward and gave the dice over to Ichigo as he rolled them. He rolled a five and watched as Uryū moved his pawn for him, making him land on a picture with a girl and a pole. "What the-"

Uryū smirked at the description that Ichigo needed to do. "Told you I would get you back later. The description says that: remove clothing or pay fifty-but if you pay fifty I'll personally shoot your hand," saying it when he saw Ichigo's fingers moving over to his fifty that he had.

Ichigo sighed and got up. "I guess it's fair, but how much clothing do I have to remove?" he said while pulling his shirt over his head.

"It doesn't say how much but I'm guessing all of it-"

"All of it! But-"

Ichigo stopped talking when he saw Uryū's hands coming up to summon up his bow. "Fine, just keep that damn thing away from me," Uryū smirked and saw Ichigo as he began to remove all traces of clothing. His shirt was already off leaving him bare from the waist up, but he still had the bottom portion to remove. Ichigo toed his shoes off and began to pull his pants down; he looked over to Uryū when he was just wearing his boxers. "I'm keeping these," Uryū nodded and looked away.

"Fine, just sit back down," and that's what Ichigo did as he sat next to Uryū in only his boxers. Uryū then reached for the dice and rolled them to show a sum of eight which are the spaces he moved. He reached for an Erotic Chest card and read it out loud. "Make a porn video online," Uryū looked over to Ichigo and both were bright red. "Um, this doesn't count. I don't have any sort of camera or computer."

Ichigo nodded and reached for the dice. "Uh, yeah, let's just skip that one and move on," while Ichigo was shaking the dice in his hand his thoughts got dirty as he tried to picture a moaning Uryū under him that he forgot to drop the dice.

"Kurosaki!"

"What!" and Ichigo dropped the dice to show a measly sum of three. "Oh great, now that's a poor throw," but he still moved his pawn to the space that said FIRST KISS. "I think we're a bit ahead of that first kiss," but Uryū still went over to look for the card in the property stack.

"Gentle kisses with your partner, no tongue allowed."

Ichigo grabbed Uryū's hand and brought him closer, "we're definitely ahead of that," but still kissed him, and Uryū closed his eyes to enjoy the kiss more. It was sad that the kiss didn't allow tongue but the fifteen seconds were done before anything heavy could happen. "Roll."

Uryū slightly pushed at Ichigo for ordering him around but still went over to roll the dice. Moving his pawn, he saw that it landed on the space that said RODEO RIDE. He reached for the card and his eyes widen at the description. "I-I have to ri-"

"Come on, I can't hear you," complained Ichigo to the low voice Uryū was making.

"It says that the male partner lies down on his back while the female mounts him facing toward him and inserts his penis into her vagina."

Ichigo looked pale at the thought of Uryū mounting him and having him shove his dick up his ass. "Why don't you lay dow-

"No way! It's my card so that means you have to lie down while I mount you!" argued Uryū back with a red face as he just said that.

Ichigo scratched the back of his head. "That does sound fair and you do fit the description of girl," looking away from Uryū as he scowled back at him.

"How the hell do I fit that description, Kurosaki! I could make you a dress and you'll suit the description of the girl! But anyway, lie down."

"Huh?" Is he seriously going to go through with this!

Uryū growled in annoyance and said, "fine!" jumping on Ichigo as he fell back down to the floor. Uryū felt how hot his body felt with the bare body of Ichigo's that, that must have gotten the redhead motivated to quickly remove his damn pants and take his boxers along the way. Uryū reached in between their bodies and slipped Ichigo's boxers down his legs with his help. They both took this time to look at the others nude body and look back to their eyes.

Ichigo cupped Uryū's face in his hand and brought him down for a kiss which Uryū happily obliged. Uryū then nibbled on his lip and felt that Ichigo parted his lips so that he could insert his tongue. Then their tongues began to do that dance that they only knew. Uryū moaned when he felt Ichigo run his hands down his side and back up to hold his waist. He grasped a handful of his hair and began to run his fingers threw it. Ichigo parted from the kiss and placed his forehead on the breathless raven-haired boy.

Uryū looked at him in the eye and brought his hand up to suck on. Ichigo moaned in approval and just watched as Uryū licked at his fingers. Once he was done, he moved Ichigo's hand and placed it at his entrance. Ichigo's eyes widen. "A-are you sure?"

"Don't tell me you don't know how to do this?" smirk on his face as Ichigo was looking shocked that he wasn't going to be the one penetrated. "The card said that the guy has to be on the bottom while the other mounts him," Ichigo scowled at his smug expression but began to move his one wet finger into him. "Mmm!"

"Idiot, don't think just because you have more experience experimenting down there that I don't know how everything works. Rukia's BL manga's tend to help some," he then began to move his finger around Uryū and watched as he closed his eyes.

"Ahh, another!" he ordered as he began to thrust into the finger that was inside him. Ichigo didn't need to be told twice and inserted a second finger inside the impatient Quincy. Uryū arched his back at the feeling of another being inside him and reached for Ichigo to bring him into an urgent kiss, grabbing his hair he pulled him to his face and then noticed that something poked his eyes. Ichigo pulled away and took off Uryū's glasses, setting them to the side as he went back to kiss the eager boy. Uryū was sloppily kissing away at the redhead until he pulled back, "ahh fuck!"

Ichigo pulled his fingers out and began to align his hard cock with Uryū's wet entrance. He looked at the others eyes and saw how needy he was that he didn't need to say anything to confirm that if he could go in. He then inserted himself halfway and paused when Uryū screamed. "Are you okay, should I stop?" saying it in a concerned voice as he looked to make contact with Uryū's eyes.

Uryū glared down at him and grabbed him by the hair. "If you stop I'll kick you where it counts, now stop stalling and just fuck me already!" demanded Uryū as he watched Ichigo close his eyes and began to go deeper into him.

"Damn, Ishida! So t-tight!" Ichigo felt himself become lost in the pleasure that was all around him and wrapped his arms around Uryū's waist to bring him down to make contact with his chest. What he didn't expect was that Uryū would begin to start moving which made him grit his teeth. "S-stop," saying it in a strained voice as he felt Uryū slowly begin to move without him being ready.

"You're too slow. Now, move already, I'm not some fragile girl, Kurosaki!" and he then felt as Ichigo began to take charge as he helped Uryū more in his thrusts. He never knew that he would one day be doing such an act with the loudmouth Shinigami, but at least he wasn't in the bottom, although, he wouldn't mind being pounded into a bed if Ichigo was this good and had this much stamina as well. For the mean time, he kept bouncing on the Shinigami until he felt something. "Ahhh right there! Kurosaki, right there!"

Ichigo opened his eyes and saw how much he had affected Uryū but when he said that, he completely lost it and went back to finding that spot that he hit moments ago. "Damn! You better say my name, Uryū!" he then hit that spot and saw Uryū arched back and dwell back down to devour Ichigo's lips, making sure to bite at them as he softly whispered Ichigo when he was kissing at the side of his face and nibbled on his lobe. Both were panting now and were slick with sweat that it could make it more possible for both to slide into the other without problems. "Oh shit!"

"I-I'm coming Ichigo!" he rocked his hips faster to make it more possible to come but then he felt Ichigo's hand move to stroke his neglected cock and began to smear it with precum, he soon felt his body begin to go into the height's of ecstasy and Ichigo was the one that was taking him there as he continued thrusting. "Ahhhh! Ichigo!"

"Uryū!" screamed Ichigo as he released himself inside the body of the archers to the point that he completely felt empty and soon, he felt Uryū come as well as he came on their chest and calmed back down. Resting his body on Ichigo's as both were trying to catch their breath after some vigorous exercise that neither would mind in participating again in.

"T-that was… amazing, Ichigo," he felt Ichigo nod in agreement not yet being able to speak with his own voice after screaming to the heavens. Uryū closed his eyes and could feel Ichigo's hand leave his side to reach out for something. He opened his eyes and saw that the Shinigami reached for his white zipper shirt. "Don't use that!" he went to reach for it but Ichigo already began to clean his chest and decided it was fair since he did cause that to happen. Sighing, Uryū pulled his body up only to moan when he felt Ichigo pull out his cock.

"That was… amazing," not knowing how else he could say it to describe what just occurred with them. He kept on cleaning his chest and then moved his hand to begin cleaning Uryū's chest. "Who knew that Kon's stupid game would lead to this?" he then pulled Uryū to lie back down on his chest.

Uryū was confused as to why Ichigo mentioned Kon. "What does Kon have to do with this?" letting himself get comfortable on the redhead's chest, breathing in the scent of their sex aftermath.

"Because that little bastard must have ordered that game when I was probably out hunting down Hollows, even my old man pushed the damn bill that said that I ordered something with his damn credit card," Ichigo rubbed the back of Uryū and soon felt that he fell asleep as he didn't respond. "Heh, you better not wake up bitching later as to why I'm here," Ichigo then closed his eyes and brought the Quincy closer, reaching for his discarded shirt and placed it over them to hide any intimate parts. He breathed out as Uryū rested his head in the crook of his neck and went into a well deserved rest.


A/N: R&R!