A/N : At last, BYOB!
Okay, duskzilla, I haven't found the gameplay video to help me yet, but your song comes next.
Screams (or those which was supposed to be screams) will be bolded, all capital. And lyrics are written on how Lev sings it, not the actual one. If you want to see, google or search on some places like A-Z Lyrics.
Disclaimer : Don't own anything I don't own. Some ideas are based from the youtube video I watched, some also from Alexandra the Leopard's experiences.
Chapter 10 : WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR? (A/N again : This is how the singer sing : scream!)
All four mobians turned to the source of the voice. They then saw a green eagle and another avian-like Mobian, resembling the legendary Phoenix, only the with blue feathers instead of orange or red.
"Okay, what the hell, Gaspar?" asked Levinski to the eagle, "What are you doing here?"
"Sorry, Lev. Did you forget that you allowed us to play Guitar Hero here?"
Levinski thought for a moment, it then hit him.
Flashback
Gaspar and Levinski were walking on the streets, "Hey, Lev. Can I come over your house tomorrow? I want to face off with Michelle. You know, that Phoenix I like to hang out with."
"Yeah, sure. Whatever." the Fox said as he drank the vodka bottle he held, some spraying Gaspar's black t-shirt.
End of Flashback
It was true he almost couldn't get drunk, but sometimes he didn't pay attention when drinking.
"Okay, look. I didn't mean what I said, Gaspar. I didn't listen."
"Promise is a promise, no back down."
"Damnit, okay. But can I sing?"
"We're going to play BYOB." said Michelle.
"I thought you were going to do Livin' on a Prayer. I mean, your middle names were written all over the verse.
# Tommy used to work on the do-cks
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck
So tough~
It's tough~
Gina works the Diner all day~!
Working for her man
She brings home her pay
For love~
Hmm, for love~# "
"Stop that, we're going to do BYOB, but if you can't sing it…"
"Don't worry, I can sing it." but inside his head, Levinski thought, 'I'm sooo going to ruin the song'
Gaspar || Michelle - BYOB by System of a Down
Levinski set the settings, some of which was unknown to the others. As the fox was finished, he selected BYOB and played it.
As the song started, 2 fretboards landed on the screen and strangely, a note highway also appeared on the top. Everyone stared at the fox, "What? I want my voice to be clear to the others" he spoke as he took the mic.
# Testing, testing #
"Stop that!" snapped Michelle, sending a fireball at Levinski's pants, which the fox reflected to the ground with a swipe of wind.
The guitar then started as both eagle and phoenix played the Guitar rapidly. The notes were all hit perfectly with no miss or overstrum, although the pattern was a red snake with several holes replaced by other notes.
# YO!
[Free form]
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, bam, bam, bam!
Bam bam bam bam bam bam ^%$ dam dam, #, dam, %!
[End of Freeform = Score : 5020 *10 : 50200] #
"What the fu..?" said Gaspar, still managing to hit his notes and swung his curly hair with his head. Both Eagle and Phoenix stared at the fox, somehow managing to score such ludicrous points with random voices. Of course, as vocalist, he wouldn't be able to keep up with the guitars soon enough.
Michelle and Gaspar had to hold their laugh as Levinski 'screamed' in ultra high pitch voice.
# WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR? #
Being spoken lyrics, it gave him an excellent score, much to everyone's disbelief.
Anyway enough with the vocalist. Due to Levinski's funny singing, Gaspar missed a chord as the green note rampage paused. Michelle overstrummed, cannot hold her laugh.
# Barbarisms by Barbara
With pointed heels~
Victorious, victories kneel
For brand new spankin' deals~! #
Blaze stared at the fox who seemed to happily ruin the song, shaking her head, then turning to Starlight, "Your man has a… beautiful… voice"
"You don't have to lie. He's just trying to make the song sounded more… epic." said Starlight.
"If that can be called 'epic' that is" Silver added.
# Marching forward hypocritic and hypnotic computers!
You depend on ou-r protection!
Yet you feed us fries- from- the tablecloth! #
Everyone stared more at Levinski, "I'm sorry" said Gaspar then, "But 'you feed us FRIES from the tablecloth'?"
# Sorry, I meant to say 'lies' #
"Get that mic off your mouth, commie!" snapped Michelle.
"Oh, you're so going to regret that…" said Grass as he pulled back the mic a bit and back on again.
# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la-
BEEEEEP! #
"HEY!" both avian Mobians shouted, both missed and lost their multipliers. Starlight facepalmed, but also giggled at the sight of the fox struggling to make the song worse than ever. At least, the lyrics…
The guitar was now more settled, and Levinski seemed to have no idea of what he should do here, as there was no space for pitch alteration.
# E-verybody's- go-ing to- the par-ty have- a real- good- ti-me…
Dan-cing in- the de-sert, blow-in' up- the- sun-shine… #
As the song progressed, it became vicious again on the guitar side. Michelle activated her Star Power there.
# Kneeling roses disappearing into Moses' dry mouth!
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing our attentio~n! #
At first, Gaspar thought that Levinski would finally sang normally, at least until he started his high-pitched moments again on the scream parts, leading him to miss a red note.
# Hangar's sitting dripped in oil
Crying : 'FREEDO~M!'
Handed in obsoletion!
Still you feed us lies- from- the tablecloth! #
The guitars were taken to the quiet part again. Well, not that quiet of course. Gaspar activated his Star Power to catch up with Michelle. The meter was now on his side, and would've gone far if the fox didn't fool around.
# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la-
BEEEEEP! *Thunk!* *Thunk!* #
Michelle cursed, almost burning her controller as the Russian-accented fox 'BEEP'-ed again.
Gaspar didn't actually mind as he was already far enough from Michelle as the Phoenix tried to catch up, accompanied by Levinski's singing, which still sounded normal now.
# E-verybody's- go-ing to- the par-ty have- a real- good- ti-me…
Dan-cing in- the de-sert, blow-in' up- the- sun-shine… #
As the guitar stayed same, Levinski raised the pitch several
# E-verybody's- go-ing to- the par-ty have- a real- good- ti-me…
Dan-cing in- the de-sert, blow-in' up- the- sun-shine… #
Several seconds later, the spoken scream lyrics came, Michelle and Gaspar were already preparing themselves, considering them ready to concentrate.
Unfortunately, it was easier thought than done.
# BLLLAST OFFF!
IT'S PARTY TIME!
AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FACIST NATION! #
"Unless if you count Robotropolis as 'facist nation'." said Blaze.
"First, we're in Green Hill. Second, how could Robotropolis be a facist nation?" replied Starlight, "I mean yeah the people unquestioningly obeyed and adored Eggman, but that was because they were robots."
"Right… so we really don't live in a facist nation…"
# BLLLAST OFFF!
IT'S PARTY TIME!
AND WHERE THE BEEPARE YOU~?#
Now that was just too much. Levinski added the censor beep himself as Guitar Hero only made the curse vanished without censor sound. The fact that Levinski's beeping sound was almost like the real one only made Gaspar and Michelle missing notes on the vicious patterns.
And as the song continued, it didn't help…
# WHERE- THE BEEP- ARE YOU~?
WHERE- THE BEEP- ARE YOU~?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR? #
The song was ended with Levinski's high pitched scream, only making the 3 audiences burst out laughing while the guitarist tried their best to concentrate, but ears aren't like eyes.
# Kneeling roses disappearing into Moses' dry mouth!
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing our attentio~n!
Hangar's sitting dripped in oil
Crying : 'FREEDO~M!'
Handed in obsoletion!
Still you feed us lies- from- the tablecloth! #
The vicious parts were passed again. Michelle was now leading the score, 50000 scores from Gaspar. The eagle tried to catch up again using star power. Soon he was able get 40000 scores, while Michelle got 10000.
# E-verybody's- go-ing to- the par-ty have- a real- good- ti-me…
Dan-cing in- the de-sert, blow-in' up- the- sun-shine…
E-verybody's- go-ing to- the par-ty have- a real- good- ti-me…
Dan-cing in- the de-sert, blow-in' up- the- sun- #
But before the verse was finished, the last chorus showed up along with the vicious guitar patterns filled with chords and snakes.
# WHERE- THE BEEP- ARE YOU~?
WHERE- THE BEEP- ARE YOU~?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR? #
Levinski then had to pause a bit as the guitars made the small snakes that descended.
# WHY- DO- THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY- DO- THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY- DO- THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR! #
The song then ended, with the announcement of /Player Two Rocks!\, with Michelle leading only 100 scores away from Gaspar.
"This is all your fault, Annie…" he spoke.
"You're the one pleading…"
Michelle adjusted her black leather corsety. "Well, that was fun… You were good too, Gaspar."
"Thanks, Michelle."
"But not good enough!"
The eagle groaned at response. Everyone soon laughed at each other.
A/N : I've listed the next songs on the bottom of my profile. If you want to see, just go for it.
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