The Elder Scribbles: Dear Fourth Wall

by Mr. Skurleton

A look into some of the other messages those couriers are carrying around. Letters written to and from a whole host of different characters with all manner of bizarre situations included. For amusement purposes only. Rated T to be on the safe side.

3. Dear Resident of Breezehome

Dear Resident of Breezehome,

I have stolen all of your sweet rolls. Do not attempt to reclaim them. Do not attempt to alert the guard.

Sufficiently satisfied,

The Sweet roll bandit.