The Elder Scribbles: Dear Fourth Wall

by Mr. Skurleton

A look into some of the other messages those couriers are carrying around. Letters written to and from a whole host of different characters with all manner of bizarre situations included. For amusement purposes only. Rated T to be on the safe side.

4. Dear Housecarl

Dear Housecarl,

I know you think it was cute, stealing all my sweet rolls and then eating them while sitting in my bedroom watching me try to sleep. And that note you wrote? Hilarious really. In fact it was so funny that just to prove how funny I thought it was, I've decided to let you carry all two hundred of these dragon bones all the way back to Whiterun.

Why you ask, would I require you to carry almost a complete dragon skeleton on your back all the way from Windhelm? Because my dear Lydia, because.

Also I'm thinking about stringing them up in front of my door. That should keep that brat Braith from hovering like a hooligan out there in the mornings. Just waiting to ruin a perfectly good day with the grate of her aggravating little voice.

Sincerely,

Your Thane.

P.S. You do know that your chewing keeps me up at night right? And that you have your own room you could be stuffing your face in?