Dear unnamed initiate,
We need to have a word and seeing as I'm currently a guest of the Solitude guard thanks to your little stunt, this letter will have to do.
I'm not entirely sure what ran through your mind when Nazir offered you a place with the brotherhood. Whether you knew the breadth of our business practices or just jumped at the chance to leave your old life behind I'll likely never know. What I do know however, is that after the time you've spent among our ranks you should be well aware that we are a guild of assassins and not a social club for black leather enthusiasts or whatever else you might be thinking we are.
I repeat, we murder people for money.
Bearing that in mind, I am absolutely dying to know why when you and I slipped aboard the dainty sload you then felt the need to point out, rather loudly I might add, the fact that I was trespassing. OF COURSE WE WERE TRESPASSING, we were there to murder someone. What were you expecting I wonder? That I would politely knock and wait for an invitation before slitting her throat?
I could have overlooked the remark had it been singular in nature and not damn near shouted at the top of your thrice damned lungs. But no, you had to carry on the entire time, alerting the entire ship which in turn alerted the city guard. I'm partially suspicious that your plan was to get us caught if only because your actions would make no sense otherwise.
Oh and don't mistake my distracting the guard so that you might escape as mercy. I merely knew that it would be harder to throttle the life out of you if you were in prison. But don't worry, these past few days I've spent planning my jailbreak have also given me plenty of time to contemplate how best to convey my disappointment in you and I must say it will be some of my most creative work to date.
Sincerely,
your Listener.
P.s. I'll give you a three day head start. Use it wisely.
A/n: So I don't know if anyone else had a similar experience but when I went to do the dainty sload contract, my initiate spent the entire kill screaming that I was trespassing... I may have shouted her off the boat for that one.