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Twin Slayers, Twin Watchers
Chapter Two: Fun with Mya, Terror of Little Whinging
They rode to the Garage on Harry's bike behind Josh's truck. Hermione was in absolute harmony. She couldn't believe how great this bike felt. She was very put out when they arrived at Bear's garage. She jumped off the bike when they stopped and ran into the shop dragging Harry with her.
"BEAR! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Hermione squealed. Yes she actually squealed.
"I'm over hear kiddo! Working on the Cutlass!" Someone yelled back.
"The '71?" Harry looked at Hermione.
"Yep. Come on over." He said back.
"Come on Harry you have to meet Jason." She said dragging him over to the Oldsmobile. "Come on Bear, I want you to meet Harry."
"Is he the one from your school?" He said coming out from under the car.
"Harry this is Jason, Bear this is Harry." Harry looked at him. He was huge. He looked like he was about 6'8 and almost 300 pounds. He had dark brown hair that fell to the top of his ears (no trace of balding what-so-ever) and he looked about 50. He rolled up the sleeves on his jumpsuit to show tattoo's covering his arms. He was covered in grease. He wiped off his hands with a red cloth.
"Hi nice to meet you finally. You're welcome here anytime you want. Anyone who is a friend of Hermione is ok in my books." He said holding out his hand. Harry shook it and was for some reason disappointed when he didn't get a crushing grip.
"So Bear guess what I did today." Hermione said looking very excided.
"Besides cutting your hair and getting two new peircings?" He said looking at her skeptically.
"Yeah." She replied smiling at him.
"Let me guess…another tattoo." She frowned.
"You ruin all my fun."
"Well let's see it then." Hermione smiled again and lifted up her pant leg. Neither Harry nor Jason saw it until she stretched out her fishnets, it was a halo surrounded by the number two. Both men looked confused then Jason smiled.
"Halo 2…very funny." Jason smiled "Did you get that just because of the championship title or have you been planning this since the game came out?"
"Since I got the Championship." She smiled even wider. "Oh and I also got this one."
She took of the Care bears sweatband she was wearing to show them a rose stem that circled around her wrist, ending on the underside of her wrist with a rose right below her palm.
"So what do you think?" She said looking at Jason.
"Well you know what I think about you getting them…" she cut him off though.
"Yeah, I know. They make me look like some sort of porn star and especially with the clothes I wear. They'll just give me lead poisoning and I'll end up getting addicted to them." She said in monotone.
"And…"
"…and then I'll get so many it'll kill me…is that what happened to you? Did you get addicted to them Bear?"
"Yes." He said turning to whisper to Harry, "Do you think if I keep saying that she'll stop?"
"I don't know she is kind of stubborn." Harry said. They turned back to Hermione laughing. She looked at them like they were wicked.
"Well, we should be going now. Harry promised to take me somewhere so he wouldn't have to go back to his aunt and uncles house. Right Harry?!" She said, glaring at them.
"Yeah, I did. But now I don't know if I should take you anywhere." Harry alleged grinning. She looked revolted.
"WHY NOT!?!"
"Because I think you are taking advantage of my bike." Harry grinned wider. Now Jason was starting to catch on.
"I am not!" Hermione yelled.
"But you agree it is a nice bike?" Jason said.
"OF COURSE IT'S A NICE BIKE! IT'S A DUCATI MONSTER 620 DARK BIKE! IT HAS A DESMODUE ENGINE 618cc AND A 6-SPEED GEAR BOX THAT GIVES IT BETTER ACCELERATION AND SACHS REAR SUSPENTION AND A CLUTCH MICROSWITCH AND ANTI-THEFT IMMOBILIZER AND……and…..you guys suck." she finished very lamely.
"Well I guess that proved everything didn't it Harry?" Jason said laughing his ass off.
"It defiantly did… come on Hermione we were only messing with you. Oh god that was hilarious." Harry said leaning on Jason.
They stood there and laughed for a good 5 minutes before Hermione butt in.
"Ok you guys have had your good laugh…ARE YOU DONE YET!!" This only made them laugh harder. Hermione was fuming now. She walked over to Harry and yanked his jacket off.
"Hey…" Harry struggled to say through the laughter. Hermione started digging threw the pockets. Finding what she was looking for she threw Harry his jacket and walked over to his bike. Harry realized what she was doing so he walked over there to putting his jacket back on. She started the bike and let him sit down in front of her.
"Do you think you'll let me drive it some time?" She asked him.
"Hell no." He replied. He had stopped laughing but he couldn't hold back the small snickers. Jason walked back into the garage and came out with a jacket.
"Here you go Hermione. It gets cold on those bikes."
"Thanks Bear. I'll see you later. Do you still want me to work on Friday?"
"Yeah, I guess. I don't think we have a lot to do on Friday but stop by anyways. You can bring Harry here to if you want." He looked at Harry and they chuckled again.
"Ok as long as you guys stop making fun of me!"
"Well kiddo. I don't think we will be able to promise that we won't, I mean you just tend to dig yourself into these holes…"
"Fine I won't bring him." She turned her head the other way and put the jacket on.
"Ok I'll tell you what. Harry if she doesn't invite you then you go over to her house drag her out of the bed at 8 o'clock and bring her over here. Here I'll give you my phone number." So he gave him the number while Hermione sat there looking betrayed.
"Ok will do. Ready to go Hermione?" She just looked at him.
"Oh crap! I have to get my phone out of the car." She jumped off and went to grab it. She came back and gave Jason a hug then waved bye and got back on the bike.
"Ok let's go." So they left. They decided to go to see a movie at the mall.
They went to see some stupid suspense movie but actually laughed through practically the whole thing. They sat there playing jokes and throwing popcorn at the screen. At some point the spit wads came out and Harry accidentally hit some big bald guy in the back of the head. When he turned around they pretended to be a scared couple and when he finally turned back to the movie, they had to do everything to control their laughter. When the movie was finally over they left and walked around the mall for a bit.
"So what are we going to do after this?" Harry asked.
"Well I was thinking…Want to stay at my house for the rest of the summer…fewer bruises." She said.
"Ok but we'll have to go over there to get my stuff. That ok with you?"
"Sure anything. How 'bout we mess with them before we go?" She said mischievously.
"Have you been hanging out with Malfoy behind my back? Anyways Vernon might sit on you." It was Hermione's turn to crack up. Harry was trying to figure out why he was thinking about Malfoy again. They finished their cookies and decided it was time to go.
They rode to the Dursleys house laughing and joking about random stuff. When then pulled up to the house Hermione was in shock. She wouldn't tell Harry why. They walked into the house and as they were walking up to his room when Dudley came out saying something about Harry that wasn't very nice and when he saw Hermione he screamed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!?"
"Why Big-D I just came to cause you as much pain as possible." Hermione said then she snapped at him like a dog.
"Why did you bring her here? Do you know who she is? What she is?" Dudley started to shake. Harry looked confused.
"She's Mya. She is devil spawn. She is EVIL! Do you really eat little kids?"
"…And puppies….They taste good with ketchup." She gave him a glare.
"Ok well as much as I want to hear this story I think we should get going Hermione."
At this moment Vernon and Petunia came out of the kitchen to try and find out what was going on. When they saw Hermione a visible shiver went through their bodies.
"What is she doing in my house?!" Petunia said. She looked about ready to cry.
"Aunt, Uncle, this is Hermione, and she goes to my school."
"We know who she is…wait she can't go to your school as much as I despise her…she is as normal as us…" Vernon said straightening up to a considerable height.
"Oh yeah…normal am I…" With that she took out her wand and pointed it at Vernon. "I'm taking your nephew to my house for the summer…hope you don't have any…objections? I didn't think so…It wouldn't matter anyways…I don't care what you think…especially after your son tried to hit me in 3rd grade…yes Dudders…I remember…I don't think I'll ever forget about that one time in 5th grade…yes your face belongs in dirty primary school toilets…if I remember correctly…it took three hours to get you out?" Hermione chuckled sadistically. She headed up the stairs leaving a very disgruntled group behind. Harry led her to his room and he locked the door.
"What the hell was that all about?" Harry demanded.
"Well I'm surprised you don't remember me Harry. I feel put out. 4th grade, Ms. Owens class, surely you remember P.E, football to be exact." Hermione was glinting. Harry looked like he was in pain.
"That was you? You were so brutal." He whispered looking at her in shock.
"Harry I have been like this all my life. I still have no idea why I changed when I went to Hogwarts…" She just trailed off. "Well we better get your stuff together." With that she took out her wand and packed everything into his trunk then shrunk it and handed it to him. He stared at the stuff and then at Hermione.
"I got permission to use magic outside of school since I'm so ahead. I'm supposed to use it for my studies but I don't think they'll think twice about those simple charms. Let's get going." Harry just nodded and put the trunk in his pocket. Hermione Shrunk Hedwig's cage and handed that to him also.
They walked back out and down the stairs and they saw Dudley had his friends over.
"Hey! I know you! You're that one chick that beat up Johnson Williams! Mya Granger."
"Yeah so what…maybe I am? What are you going to do about it? Jake Prince." She said turning to him.
"What are you doing with Potter? He isn't your type." Jake said avoiding her questions.
"What and let me guess you are…and if you must know…I go to his school." She said slyly.
"How can you go to his school…he goes to St. Brutus's?" Jake said.
"Wow. Man this guy is smart. I think you should give him a cookie. Well again if you must know…" She started moving closer to him. "I couldn't get along with the girls…beat them up too bad…they couldn't handle me…I slipped through their fingers…no one could handle my wrath. So they sent me to be with the guys…I guess they figured it would teach me a lesson…guess they were wrong." And with that Hermione and Harry walked out of the house.
When they arrived at Hermione's house they walked in and went directly to the kitchen.
"MOM!! MY FRIEND HARRY IS GOING TO STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!! OK!"
"Yes dear that's fine." Mrs. Granger said. "Hello. I'm Hermione's mother. Make yourself at home."
"Thank you Mrs. Granger." Harry said
"Oh please, call me Abi or Abaigeal." She said.
"Ok Abi." Harry said smiling. Hermione's mom walked off. "You know, I never realized you lived so close by…"
"Yeah four blocks away…so far away…now help me take this stuff up to my room. Oh, do you want to sleep on the floor or on my bed?" She said kicking open her door. Her room was huge. It was like two rooms in one. She had black shag carpet and black walls with silver trim. Her bed was made of black wood and it was huge. She had a big screen TV with a huge entertainment center.
She also had a couch. She followed Harry's line of sight.
"Well I would offer you the couch but there is a huge hole in the middle and it would be uncomfortable."
"Oh well I don't know the bed I guess…" Harry said feeling uncomfortable with what she might think.
"Harry you aren't the only guy who has been in my bed before…" Harry turned sharply to stare at her. "What you aren't. I didn't want to lie to you. I don't have a problem with it because well…we are more like siblings anyways. Don't you think so?" She said clearly unsure.
"That was what I was thinking…I just wasn't sure if that was what you were. I have no idea what you will do next. Everything is different now."
"Yeah well …DVD's or X-Box?"
This is how their summer was going. They would play video games for hours, eat, go to the movies, go and hang out at Jason's garage, and just mess around. Then one day they were sitting at Jason's when an owl flew in. Hermione and Harry just looked at each other.
"Must be our Hogwarts letters. Here Harry these two are addressed to you." Hermione handed them to Harry then opened her letter. It was her Hogwarts letter giving her the list of books she would need for her sixth year and that she was yet again prefect.
Harry on the other had two letters, Hermione was curious.
"El, I've been made prefect. For some reason Ron was stripped of his duties."
"Is that what the other letter was?" He shook his head.
"No but I'll open that one right now." Harry opened the letter and read it out loud.
"Mr. Potter I am happy that you have been made prefect this year, however this is not my purpose for this letter. As I understand you have been living with Ms. Granger, this will make my news easier. I wish for you both to come to my office at 6 o'clock tonight, Ms. Granger will be hooked to the floo network by then. I want you to both bring all your belongings with you as you will not be returning, Unless of course for visits. If you have any muggle items you wish to bring that don't work at Hogwarts feel free to bring them because where you are going you will be able to use them. I believe that Ms. Granger has been granted permission to use her magic outside school for study purposes; she therefore will be able to shrink anything that you wish to take. I am glad you two are getting along well and I will see you soon. I will also give you the results to your OWL's when you arrive.
Headmaster Dumbledore"
"Well you two better get going. How 'bout I drive you over there so you can take your stuff from here over with you. We can just put your bike in the back of my truck Roscoe."
"Ok Bear." Harry said. As Hermione had predicted, Harry got his very own nickname. They packed up all their stuff and drove back to the house. Hermione had to keep telling Jason that they would visit every chance they got. So when they got to the house there of course were hysterics. Hermione and Harry were both pulled into bone crushing hugs by Jason and Hermione was hugging Josh very tightly, Harry and Jason both agreed that Josh had lost all air about 30 seconds before she let go of him. Josh and Harry shook hands neither one of them letting go then they just stared for a second and then hugged and said their goodbyes. Jason gave Harry a bear hug and a pat on the back. Then they helped bring the stuff into the house and Hermione started to cry. Everybody reassured her that they would be visiting and she calmed down. Then when Jason and Josh left Hermione started to bawl for a second time Harry reminded her that they would probably be able to come back for the holidays. She stood up.
"You're right Harry. Hopefully we'll be able to. We should get this stuff together so I can shrink it. We have to leave in a half hour."
So they shrunk everything. Hermione had to take EVERYTHING. She even took her bed. They shrunk it all and put it in a duffel bag. Hermione put a charm on it that made it and everything in it indestructible. Then she handed the bag to Harry. Hermione said goodbye to her parents. Harry had to fill them in on what was going on because Hermione had to look around the house one more time. When she got back her eyes were a little puffy.
"Ready?" Harry asked looking at Hermione with concern.
"As ready as I'll ever be. Let's go." So with that they went through the fireplace and landed outside Dumbledore's main office. They got up and knocked on the door.
"Come in." they heard through the door. When they walked through they saw Dumbledore sitting at his desk and Snape and Remus were standing next to…
A/N: HAAA HAAA!!! Cliffhanger! AHHH!! chased around by reviewers with knives
Hope you like it. I made it longer this time. Well its 3 o'clock right now so I think I'll start on my next chapter since I don't have anything better to do. You know now that I think about it, it's good to have insomnia when you are writing something. Huh. That's interesting. Well on to next Chapter. On word bound.