Stop
One day Ron and Judy Witwicky's hearts were going to stop beating, and Sam's never would. Barring an assassination or accident, he was going to keep on living, forever, a side effect of the Allspark.
He was going to watch every human, apart from Mikeala and their children, because she was his sparkmate and the damn altered gene would be passed to them, grow old and die.
Will, Robert, Simmons, Dutch, Sarah, Annabelle, Leo, Maggie, Glenn, John, his parents, his friends, his enemies, were all going to be gone one day, and he would remain.
Was it really such a shock that he had drunk half of his weight in highly expensive scotch the night before?
Bee and Keala had found him, extremely hung over, and he allowed them to help him back up. After all, it was their curse too.