16.) Dress*
"Uhura, you still haven't told me your first name."
"As if you don't know it Kirk."
"I don't. I'll even wear a dress if I learn it from anyone other than you. So, will you tell me your name?"
"No Kirk, especially now that there's a chance that you'll wear a dress."
-After Nero's defeat, en route to Earth-
Walking onto the bridge, Jim ignored the silence that greeted him as he calmly took his seat in the captain's chair. Just as the silence became awkward, Spock broke it.
"Captain, why are you wearing the uniform meant for the female crew members?"
Glancing down at his gold dress, Jim scowled. "That is your fault Mr. Spock. Isn't that right, Nyota?"
For a moment Uhura could only gape, then she lost it as Kirk's statement finally sunk in.
Written: 7-6-2011
Word Count: 137
