17.) Fun*

"Come on Bones, it'll be fun."

Never again would he listen when James T. Kirk said those words to him. He would ignore the kid and walk away.

After the whole 'pirates sailing the lime jello sea,' he should have at least been cautious. It really didn't matter if they were both far beyond drunk when it happened. Unfortunately for him, he hadn't been drunk when Jim had his oh so brilliant idea.

He had to hand it to the kid, visiting the beach did sound like it would be fun. That was before he found himself dangling upside down from the Golden Gate Bridge, Jim hanging three feet above him.

Of course, both of their ropes would snap as they were about to turn away from the bridge. So much for Jim's claims that para-sailing was perfectly safe.

"Hey Bones, I just found something really fun we can do."

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a daredevil!"


Written: 7-6-2011
Word Count: 159