A/N: Sorry for the long delay. I hope you all are still enjoying this story! See the first chapter for the disclaimer. As always, I hope you enjoy this chapter, and please review. :)

Chapter 24: "What the…?" Part 4

Greg could barely control his thoughts as he texted his best friend, dude, you need to call me asap.

He waited rather impatiently until his phone rang a few moments later. "Hey," he said.

"Is something wrong?" Adam asked.

"I'm not sure," Greg replied as he paced around outside the lab.

"Okay, well, then, this could probably wait."

"No, it really couldn't."

"Greg…"

"So, LVPD is rather incestuous," Greg blurted out.

"Yeah, and?" Adam replied. "What, you're jealous no one involved you?"

"What? No." Greg furrowed his brow, upset with the accusation.

"Then, what's the problem?"

"The problem is, a married cop slept with over half the force before faking her own murder and framing her husband."

"Huh."

"That's all you have to say? 'Huh'?"

"Good for her?"

Greg groaned in annoyance, shaking his head.

"You and I both know that wouldn't even matter as much if it wasn't for the fact that she's a woman," Adam said.

"Which part?" Greg asked.

"Sleeping with half the force."

"I don't know. If a guy slept with half the force, I'd be just as shocked. Especially if he then framed his own husband for murder…"

"Okay, fair enough."

Greg nodded to himself.

"So, I take it you weren't around at that time," Adam asked.

"No," Greg replied.

"Are you mad that you weren't?"

"Not really. I mean, she's pretty and all, but if she's slept with just about everyone else… including McKeen."

"Oh, you're kidding."

"Brass."

"That's fair."

"Vartann."

"I'm sure Catherine appreciated hearing about that."

"It was a long time ago."

"That's what they all say."

"She even slept with Ecklie."

"Wow. She was a saint, then, huh?" Adam commented.

Greg laughed.

"Or was that more of a public service?" Adam continued.

"I don't know," Greg answered. "Both, I guess."

"Now, if you tell me she slept with Grissom, I'm going to scream."

"No, I think he was one of the few who didn't."

"Lucky him. You realize that, by extension, that means that Brass, Ecklie, Vartann, and Ass Face all slept together."

Greg shuddered. "Thank you, so much, for that image in my head," he said sarcastically.

Adam laughed. "Dude, you are so welcome."

A/N: Episode is "The List" (CSI).