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Please review! I don't care if it only consists of one word (which can be 'YAOI!' or …'SEXYYYYY!' or 'OMJFNAKEDHIDAN!' etc.) It's up to your imagination ^_^
P.S This chapter could be considered as crack, due to the madness of it all. -Shivers-
BTW, the characters are veeery OOC in this.
…Whatever. OOC is good, right? -tight smile-
Six
"Cock-coo-zooooo!" a certain silver-haired Jashinist shrieked loudly as he threw himself at the said man. "Let's go to 'da zoooooo today!"
Kakuzu let out an inaudible gasp and darted out of the way just in time to prevent himself from being literally glomped by a fan-girl. In this case, however, it was Hidan. Twitching, he collapsed on the floor and tried to blink the stars out of his vision.
"…Why do you want to go to the zoo out of a sudden?" he managed, his head spinning.
Hidan gave a devilish grin and jumped onto the nearest high object (which was a chair) with light footsteps. "Just 'kiddin. I just said that cause' I wanted it to rhyme…SHIT!" he squeaked as the chair gave in to his weight and sent him flying to the floor.
Kakuzu sat up abruptly. "IT'S THE TENTH ONE THIS WEEK!" he yelped.
"Oh dear," Hidan said, rubbing at his head. It was now his turn to see stars. "I can see stars, cock-zoo. Am I going blind?" There was a hint of worry present in his voice.
"What color?"
"Hmm," Hidan pondered this for a while. "I can see one that is the color of your dick."
"GOOD HEAVENS!" A voice screeched as the door to Hidan's room was swung open forcibly. "ARE MY HORNY CHILDREN HAVING SEX AGAIN?"
Kakuzu jerked upright. "Pein-sama," he uttered, shocked beyond words.
Hidan growled. "Damn right, Leader."
"Well, that's just wonderful," Pein barked, flipping his head about. "Why do I have to deal with-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT'S THE TENTH TIME THIS WEEK!" Zetsu shrieked as he barged into the room, sending a shocked Pein to the ground.
"Shit," the other half of Zetsu groaned. "They're not up to anything! You jumped to conclusions again."
"I'm sure I heard someone making obnoxious sex noises!" the other half of Zetsu chirped.
"Was it Leader?" Hidan offered.
"…Yeah, his rants do sound like that…"
Pein grunted loudly as he got up from the floor, his nose looking very much like a puffed up balloon. "My rants do not sound like sex-induced noises! For that assumption, I shall punish-"
"OH MY GOD! ARE HIDAN AND KAKUZU HAVING SEX AGAIN? IT'S THE…"
"…tenth time this week," Sasori provided calmly.
"Thank you danna,un!" Deidara exclaimed as he and the puppet master waltzed into the room. "Now to get some good camera action!" He whipped out a camera, but growled as his hand-mouth swallowed it instantly. "Damn."
"NOT AGAIN!" It was Kakuzu's turn to shriek. "IT'S THE TENTH CAMERA THIS WEEK!"
"ABSBSDAJFDNAKFJNDA!" Tobi came bouncing into the room, speaking with his mouth full of god-knows-what.
Hidan's eyes widened at the sight of almost every Akatsuki member crowding in the room. "T…This is madness!"
"Madness?" A dark aura loomed over the room, sending Hidan flying into the air. "THIS. IS. S-"
"…Itachi," the Weasel strolled into the room calmly, with Kisame behind him.
"Damnit, Itachi! Stop interrupting everything I do!" the shark man grumbled loudly.
Ignoring him, Itachi glared at every member present in the room and said loudly, "You guys lack…"
"YAOI!" Konan offered cheekily as she jumped out through the wooden panels on the floor and pushed Hidan's head towards Kakuzu's. Both heads collided, along with their lips as they were thrown towards the other end of the room with full force.
"Make out! Make out! Make out!" The whole room cheered and whooped for joy as Hidan started ravishing his partner violently, nipping at his tongue, sucking at his…ahem, lips.
"Damn it," Pein sighed as he watched Kakuzu tear off Hidan's cloak without a care in the world. "…It's the tenth one this week."
A/N: Was I drunk?
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