Seven

Kakuzu was growing rather impatient.

To him, money was basically the whole world. His whole universe. The reason for his existence. Without it, he would cease to exist.

However, having such an attachment to money wasn't that good for his health, either. That meant having random heart attacks out of a sudden, screaming that hurt his throat and rapid breathing that injured his already puffed-out lungs.

So, his situation was quite understandable.

"Hidan, how long has it been?"

"Since what, you fag?" Hidan's voice echoed from the bathroom, the splashing of running water drowning out most of his voice.

"Since you've been in that goddamn shower." Kakuzu raised an eyebrow.

Hidan snorted audibly. "What does it matter to you?"

"Time is precious. Money is, too. You're wasting precious time, money and water."

"And am I supposed to give a shit?" Hidan growled unhappily.

"Hidan," Kakuzu growled back. "It's been fifty minutes since you've been in there. I've already tried my best not to lose my patience, but this is getting out of hand. Get out of there. Now."

"No." Hidan hissed menacingly. "I've yet to put the special condition on my hair! I need to keep it well maintained, you know, Kakuzu!"

"What for?"

Hidan sneered. "Oh I know now. You don't want to put it on your hair because you have none!"

"That's not true, brat." Kakuzu rubbed at his head subconsciously. "I do have hair-"

"Give me twenty more minutes," the Jashinist demanded.

Kakuzu sighed loudly and counted the minutes off his watch one by one.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

"That's it," Kakuzu grunted. "I've had enough." He sauntered into the bathroom, ignoring Hidan's raised eyebrow.

"...Wha-? K-KAKUZU! DON'T UNDRESS IN FRONT OF ME LIKE THAT! I KNOW YOU'RE A HORNY BASTARD BUT..." Hidan shrieked and cowered in the shower. "NOT N-NOW!"

"Relax, you stupid idiot. I'm just taking out my clothes."

"B-but...you want to fuck me! I'm not prepared yet!" Hidan squealed, covering his face with a towel he'd grabbed from the shelf earlier.

"I'm going to bathe with you, you stupid brat," Kakuzu demanded as he quickly undressed and stepped into the shower, ignoring Hidan's whines. "It's to save money and time. A good idea, ne?"

Hidan rolled his eyes dramatically. "You're obviously horny, you good-for-nothing old man."

"What did you say?"

"Awh, nothing!"