Something s-s-s-picier this time.

Ok. Maybe not so. But you can't blame me!

Eight

It was one of those days.

Not just any other day, but a special one. During these times, Hidan craved attention, love and satisfaction- though his passion was further fueled by violence and rough sex. Only one certain man could give him what he desired.

"Oi, Kakuzu," the silver-haired man cooed softly, climbing onto the stiff bed, his weight causing it to creak. "You free?"

"Hn?" The man grunted as he looked up from the book he was reading. "What?"

Hidan paused slightly, his eyes darting lower, and chuckled when he saw the title.

How to make big bucks.

"Seriously, Kuzu?" Hidan chortled, burying himself into a bunch of messy sheets. "Are ya really that bored? For Jashin's sake…"

"I'm trying to learn something that will be of importance to the Akatsuki," Kakuzu frowned disapprovingly.

"Oh yeah? Why not I teach you somethin'?" the Jashinist smiled sneakily and touched his face with his fingers, edging closer. Kakuzu flinched at the cold touch, but made no move to move away as he closed his book with a loud thud. Sighing audibly, he said, "Not today, Hidan."

Hidan stopped in his tracks. "What?"

"I said, not today. I have to finish reading this book," came the low reply.

"Oh fuck no, Kakuzu," Hidan growled angrily as he moved even closer, to the point where the miser could feel his hot breath on his neck. "You are so not rejecting me again."

"Don't be ridiculous," Kakuzu scowled, ignoring the sensation with all his might. "I'm not in the mood…brat."

"You'd better fucking be!" Hidan snarled as he pounced on the other man and mashed his lips to his roughly, the mask being the only obstacle between them. Squirming, Kakuzu fought to escape, and succeeded after rounds and rounds of wrestling and kissing. Being the bigger-sized one, he had a higher advantage and soon escaped from his grasp, puffing and panting as he did so.

Hidan felt himself sigh inwardly. So, he won the battle, like he did all the time. Was he going to get up and leave now or what?

However, to his surprise, Kakuzu turned to face him and gave a devilish snarl, not before advancing on him.

"If we want to do this," he said, an edge to his voice, "I'm on top."

Hidan gave a slightly high-pitched squeal as Kakuzu positioned himself comfortably on top of him and took off his mask, not before kissing him hungrily. Teeth met teeth and tongue met tongue with a needy unexplained lust that overwhelmed both of their senses, blinding them momentarily. Hidan groaned loudly, squeezing the cloth that covered Kakuzu's head as the latter dived his tongue into the dark cavern, exploring it. All he could see were stars.

Not giving a damn, he ripped off the fabric covering Kakuzu's head and watched his hair fall from his sides, rather messily. Brown locks instantly untangled and tangled themselves, falling to his shoulders almost as soon as the cloth was removed. Hidan smiled, his grin wide as he watched Kakuzu's un-amused expression.

"You're paying for that, Hidan," he growled softly, though there was a slight humor to his voice.

"You look sexier with your hair down," Hidan shrugged as he caressed his face slowly, scratching at the tan skin with long fingernails, making it bleed. "…and an extra touch of red."

"Don't do that, brat."

Smirking, Hidan dived forward and continued where they left off, biting, kissing, licking, sucking and nipping at all places possible. Soon, they were both covered in bite marks and saliva, though not disgustingly so. They served more as a claim- a bond that tied them together as one.

He's mine.

I'm his.

And no one will ever come in between us-

"OHAIYO, KAKUZU-SAN! HIDAN-SAN! TOBI IS FEELING HAPPY!" a certain masked lollipop-boy barged in and skipped into the room, not bothering to knock. Seeing the sight before him, he gasped dramatically, bringing his hand over his mouth to cup it with his fingers.

"Shit," Hidan cursed softly. "Forgot to lock the damned door." He looked up at Kakuzu warily, and stiffened when he saw the man's agitated look.

"Tobi, get out of our room," Kakuzu hissed, still positioned awkwardly on top of the man. "Can't you see we're b…"

"Tobi is shocked! It's exactly the same as when I walked into Senpai's and Sasori-san's room! They were positioned both on top and below one another; just like you both are now! What is this miracle of life! Tobi is happy! Tobi shall not disturb-"

"TOBI YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Hidan barked, pushing Kakuzu off him and pouncing on the shocked boy, not caring that he was half-naked. "YOU'D BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE THAT I'M UNDER!"

"Oh, Tobi won't! Tobi is a good boy! In fact, Tobi will go share this good news with Senpai, since he's under too!" he blabbered incoherently. "Oh, oh! And tell you what, despite his coldness, Itachi-san's also under! Etto…Konan-san too!"

"Fuck you, Tobi," Hidan spat rudely, flipping him off. "We're having a good time now. Don't disturb us."

Kakuzu groaned. "We can never have a good time with him around, Hidan."

Ignoring a stunned Tobi, a half-naked Hidan in all his glory jumped back into bed with Kakuzu. "I shall prove you wrong today!"

And he did.

Damnit, Tobi has to ruin all the fun.