Today, was one of those days when Jim was bored, Seb had no jobs, and they had nothing better to do than to curl up on the sofa together, watch some crap game show, and share a chinese takeaway.
They were just getting into a bit of jeremy kyle, when the doorbell rang. At first, they were both confused because only a tiny amount of highly trusted workers knew where they lived, and they definitely knew not to just interrupt without noting them first. Then, Jim let out a snarl and got up to asnwer who ever was knocking.
The encounter with the strange little girl had been a month ago, and Sebastian had decided against telling Jim. He would probably get angry that an 11 year old girl could just breach the system and enter Sebastians workplace, punish Sebastian, and make some huge unnecessary security boost. And that never ended well.
After about half a minute, Sebastian heard a little giggle from down beside him. He looked down, and that cursed little girl was standing right next to him. In his house. His bloody, fucking, highly guarded house.
Just as he reached down to find his gun, he realised his pocket was empty. The gun was all the way upstairs. Looking down, he noticed a small flickering red dot on his chest.
"What the- How the hell did you get into my house?"
"Our house, Sebasian."
Jim breezed in through the door. Thank god. But, wait! He needed to get Jim out of here!
"Jim! Run!"
Jim just ignored him and walked straight up to the strange little girl.
"Ria, be polite."
"What the hell- Ria?"
Ok, this was getting way to confusing for Sebatian.
The girl- Ria, as she was apparently called, just smiled, and the red dot flickered off.
"My apologies, Brother."
"BROTHER? Woah woah woah, wait! Am i missing something here?"
Jim just smiled appoligetically at Sebastian.
"Ah, well, you see, this is my little sister, Adriana."
"Yes" Adriana interjected "But you can call me Ana, or Ria, as Jim so fondly puts it."
So, the famous Jim Moriarty had a little sister. Wow, who knew? This day was getting weirder ad weirder, he was sure that nothing else could suprise him now.
"So, Ria, how's Bitsy?"
"Oh, she is doing wonderfully! Just the other day she scratched one of my people in the eye."
"Aw, we trained her so well!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Who is Bitsy?"
"It's Ria's pet kitten."
He took it back. He was officially suprised.
"So, Sebastian, how about that game of claps?"
Sebastian scowled. The day he played claps, was the day he no longer counted himself as a man. And Sebastian was the manliest man that had ever walked this earth. Ever.
"Never!"
And with a knowing smirk, Ria was gone.
Wow, so, how did you like that? Should i continue? Please leave a comment, if you convenient it, and if inconvenient, leave one anyway! (Lol, my epic fail of a Sherlock quote.)
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