Sorry I have not updated. Been busy with Easter.
~This chapter was cowritten with MuffinExpress~
The room was silent. Hikaru and Karoru couldn't hold in the laughter. "You're- you're…AFRAID OF ALL BOYS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" The two were interrupted by a very scary looking Hannah.
"WOULD YOU LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE?" She screamed painfully punching the two's arms. "Um…excuse me! I am not a poor girl! I'm in fact a badgirl. The only weakness I have is boys. Which boys are everywhere here!" She shouted stomping one foot on the ground. Seren walked looked over at Tamaki. Tamaki looked at her.
Seren was wearing black, ripped leggings with a white shirt that said 'I Heart Haters' in black print with a pink heart instead of the actual word. Along with it she wore black sneakers and beaded bracelet. She looked…well…nice. But she did punch him, twice.
"You, a badgirl? Ha! I'm laughing! Stop it! You're making me laugh!" Karoru said grabbing his stomach.
Seren narrowed her eyes. "Guys! Can't you just get along? For once!" Cece commented grabbing Seren's shoulder. The Host Club and girls shrugged. That's when Tamaki came in.
"Cece is right! And, dear Host Club, this is not how we treat guests! Now, how about we introduce ourselves! I'm Tamaki! Tamaki the Prince! That over there is Kyoya! The two over there are Hikaru and Karoru! And last is Honey and Mori!" He said pointing to the Host Club members.
"Aren't you forgetting someone, Tamaki-Senpai?" Asked Haruhi. The girls looked at her and the first one to speak was Aylin.
"Isn't that a girl? What's a girl doing dressed as a boy?" She said skeptically. There were a lot of 'ums...' and 'uhs…' The Host Club all went into full panic. "SHE'S NOT A BOY! I MEAN GIRL! SHE'S A COMPLETE BOY" "DON'T BE RIDICOLOUS! OF COURSE SHE'S NOT A GIRL! THAT'S RIDICLOUS!"
"Come on, guys. They already know!" Went Haruhi . The Host Club's sweat dropped. "Well, in that case, there is no point in hiding it, I suppose." Kyoya sighed. "Yes, Haruhi is in fact a female, but that is something you girls will have to keep quiet. We cannot let her secret become known."
The girls blinked. "Um...'kay." Seren said.
"So, back to the present situation. How the hell did you guys get here?" Hikaru asked, looking suspiously at the group of ladies. They all looked considerably clueless. "Um...I really don't...actually quite know." Maddy stuttered, curiosity blooming.
"Damn, now that I think about it, I have no clue. What was the last thing we were doing, again?" Melesia put a single finger on her chin, tapping it every so often.
Then, everyone remembered. "Oh yeah~ That's what we were doing."
~Earlier That Day~
The area was Denver, Colorado, and the city was fairly quiet with an aura of tranquility blanketing the neighborhoods. Well, except for one certain street where a young girl and her friends were throwing a party for her birthday. Naturally, they were causing quite the little ruckus. "Woo hoo! Par-tay,BABY!" Cece shouted happily while raising her drink cup. She was smoking a cigarette and has a huge grin on her face; which was quite natural.
Hannah was happily drinking a beer bottle "OH MEH GAWD! WE SHOULD INVITE SOME BOYS OVER AND PARTY ALL NIGHT!" She suggested sitting on the table. Hannah was of course drunk. She was almost always drunk. The celabration was for Seren Manual. She looked at Hannah as if she was crazy.
"You- you want boys to come over! Hannah you're drunk as hell!" Seren said taken a big bite into her birthday cake. Maddy laughed quietly as handing Seren her next present. "Ooo! That's from me!" Alyin said hopping up and down. Seren smirked deviously and ripped open the present. "YESSSSS! IT'S A SKATE BOARD! I'VE BEEN NEEDING ONE OF THESE!" Seren said. She held up the skate board and plopped it on the ground.
Then, Seren's elder sister Epiphany walked in with a huge bag of chips in her hand. "WHAT THE HELL! YOU GUYS ARE STILL AWAKE? Dammit...that ruins my plans to hide these snacks in my secret 'Snack Stash'..." She mumbled.
"Yeah...we're awake." Seren said hopping off the counter.
"Can't you guys go out or something? To a gay bar or some shit like that?"
Seren sighed and replied,"I would, but we don't have any money."
A mud brown brunette came out of the bathroom. "Sorry it took me so long. I couldn't hold that chilli cheese dog in forever, you know." Said Melesia fixing her pants. "Oh, and about getting out of the house, how about we go to the skate park? It would be awesome!" Seren raised a eyebrow and replied, "Sounds great! After all, I did just get a skate board."
"Guys, you can't leave me aloonnnneeeee! I'm scared!" Hannah pouted falling off the table. Maddy helped her up and joined in. "I agree..it's really dark out and it's 2:00 pm...maybe we should just play a board game or something. Besides..there could be killers and rapers-"
"Whoa, first of all, Cece we'd take you with us. We just get you a glass of water and give you some pills you get you on track. Second of all, so what if it's 2:00? We're young! We need to go out an have fun! Plus, it's way to boring to play a board game! And last, don't you even talk like that! This is a peacful neighborhood! Sorta..." Seren said grabbing her skate board.
"Seren, your parents haven't came home in three days. They're probaly dead or at least being toutured by some creeper..." Said Maddy.
Epiphany puffed out her cheeks feriously. "Um..guys? HURRY UP! I CAN'T WAIT ALL NIGHT FOR YOU GUYS TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! I need to get back to my video game marathon at Halo 3! I'm totally pwning this guy on Live, and-"
"GOD DAMMIT WE'RE LEAVING EPI! OKAY? Now go play your game and try not to choke on any marbles like the last time I left you." Seren groaned, recalling the horrifying events that involved a whole lot of mouth-to-mouth action. It was some nasty shit when Epi spit up the colored balls into Seren's mouth.
"Aye, aye, Captain!" Epi saliuted happily and seemed to fly out of the room. I swear, that girl may be eighteen but she sure does act like a child sometime. Seren thought.
Seren gave Cece her headach pills and they all ran into the grage. Everyone grabbed there skateboards (all except for Maddy who got her bike) and they went off to the skate park.
Seren has much fails and kept falling off her board. She shook it off and tuffened up. "God, I suck at this!" She said kicking her skate board away. Maddy patted her back and said "You don't suck, you just kinda fail at it! So, it's okay!" Maddy smiled. Seren frowned. "Oh, oh thanks,helps a lot!" Maddy patted her back once more and said "No problem!"
Everyone went back to skate boarding and Seren fell on her face and got a bloody nose. "HOLY SHIT! MY NOSE! IT HURTS LIKE CRAP!" Seren said grabbing her nose. "Come on! To the bathroom!" Cece said not drunk silly anymore. The girls ran into the bathroom. "GET A TISSUE! HURRRYY!" Alyin said searching the bathroom. "THERE ISN'T ANY! THERE'S ONLY TOILET PAPER!"
"GAHH! THIS TOILET IS SO FRICKIN' DEEP! I'M GONNA FALLLL~" Mel screamed as her friends shoved her backwards unintentionally, causing her to sway over the tunnel of a toilet. Thankfully she managed to swing her self to the side just in time.
Suddenly, the door slammed shut behind them, enlocking them in the dark, stinky, cement bathroom stall. Hannah put her hands on the side of her head and roared, "IT'S A GHOST!"
Everyone began to freak the fuck out. Seren was holding her nose screaming "IT'S STILL BLEEDING GOD DAMMIT!"
Hannah was banging on the door, having already tried to open it, but alas, the knob was jammed.
Cece was sobbing, a river of tears flowing gracefully down her face. "Oh my gawd..." She held a cigarette in one hand, a lighter in the other. She began to hiccup. "I CANT LIGHT MY CIGARETTE! NUUUUUUU!" She threw both items into the air and silently cried in the corner, Tamaki style.
Maddy was scared as hell and had already shit her pants, despite being in a bathroom where there was already a toilet. Thankfully, Aylin had a spare pair of pants and underwear with her, for some unknown and slightly disturbing reason, and gave them to the poor girl.
Melesia was still gaping at the toilet, looking into it with fascination. Down below her was an abyss of blackness, and she wondered whether any small skateboarder had become prey to the toilet and fell into it. She shuddered at the thought.
Everyone was knocked out of their train of thought when the ground and everything around them began to shake rapidly.
"EARTHQUAKE! EVERYONE GET DOWN! KYAA~" Aylin screamed, dropping to the floor and dragging Maddy and Hannah with her.
Much to her annoyance, Cece and Seren collapsed ontop of Mel, causing them all to come crashing down with a chorus of squeals and curses. After a couple awkard minutes of sitting on the floor in silence, they decided that the shaking had stopped.
"I...think it stopped." Maddy whispered, clinging to Aylin and Hannah as if her life depended on it.
Her nose had stopped bleeding, so Seren decided she would be the first to stand up. "Um...I'm gonna try the door again." Slowly, oh-so very slowly, she reached for the knob and twisted.
It clicked and then turned with her hand. As she opened the door, a mix of new scents came at her face. Strange scents that she had never smelled in her life, and almost seemed...foreign.
"Guys, I don't think we're in America anymore…."
~Flashback Over~
"Oh yeah! That's what happened!" Seren said grabbing her nose as if it was bleeding. The girls told the boys a short version of the story. Tamaki was quite suprised.
"Whoa! You guys are commoners from America?" Tomaki said almost like stars were in his eyes. The girls exchanged looks. Commoners? What did he exactly mean? And where exactly were they?"
"Commoners...Well, I guess you could say that. And where are we?" Aylin said scratching her head. The Host Club had a suprised look on there face and thats when they explained that they were a Host Club and that the girls were in Japan. Some were so amazed. Others wanted to run into a corner and cry. That's exactly how Seren felt.
"Japan? Host club? Dear Lord, how could you do this to me?" Seren said pulling on her hair.
"Hey, it's not that bad!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"It's that bad." Haruhi said glumly.
"Couldn't be any worse then in America." Cece said rolling her eyes.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Wanna find out?"
"How...?" Tamaki said suspiciously.
"We trade spots. You go to America. We stay here."
Hope that you liked the chapter.
Oh, and for anyone who understands the Epi reference (wich you probably won't), then I will write you your own little chapter as a prize^^