52.) Ninja*
"No. I refuse to be a part of this insanity. Find someone else."
"But Bones, I can't find anyone else. You're the only one that has the reflexes that I want them to learn."
"Ask Spock, the green-blooded hobgoblin has one of the fastest reflexes among the crew. Why on Earth do you need me?"
Jim rolled his eyes at him, as if the answer was obvious. "Because Bones, I need someone who has ninja reflexes to train Cupcake so he can train the rest of the security crew members to have ninja reflexes."
Pinching the bridge of his nose, Bones carefully took measured breathes in an effort to keep himself from losing his temper. He really couldn't get mad at the kid this time. He was the one to blame for giving Jim the idea in the first place.
On more than one occasion Jim would ask how he always managed to stick him with a hypo without him noticing, and his answer would vary depending on his mood. One time in a particularly good mood, Bones had answered that it was because of his mad ninja reflexes.
He really should have seen this coming.
Written: 7-26-2011
Word Count: 196