Two Heads are Better Than One
Severus wandered to the bathroom, Charlotte still bawling.
"Hermione!"
Hermione stuck her head around the shower curtain. "What's wrong? Did you drop her?"
"Honestly Hermione, you have no faith in me."
"Then why's she crying?"
"I thought you might know."
"And Legilimency?"
Severus rolled his eyes. "Legilimency only works when her eyes are open. I think she just doesn't like me. Will you be done soon?"
Hermione rolled her eyes and continued showering. "She's probably got wind."
Severus was glad for his wife's maternal instincts since he was clearly lacking in any instincts himself. But of course, what isn't instinct…
Just a note: Hermione isn't looking at Charlotte when she asks about Legilimency so don't worry, I'm not writing her as if she's completely devoid of knowledge on the subject. After all, how could I when I'm talking about Hermione? Tee hee.