Enraged by his defeat at Woolie's hands, Zubaz assembles a new stable to seek revenge, despite everyone knowing Woolie was not at fault. The Order of the Storm Feelers makes its presence known by assaulting Woolie in the hospital while he recovers from the injuries he sustained at Lord of the Scrubs.
Hearing of this, Uncenable forms his own team, The Super Best Friends, to defend Woolie and defeat the Storm Feelers. He recruits Cactus Pat, Plague of Gripes and CrankyConstruct to face the threat of Zubaz, Fembaz, Bless and Kenny.
The two teams clash multiple times before Baz recruits Jake Conway, turning the tide of the conflict with his rampant dry-humping and giant hands. During a four-on-four No-DQ tag match on the fourth week, FemBaz interferes and all five Storm Feelers beat down the Best Friends. Suddenly, El Woolio's entrance music hits, but he himself is nowhere to be seen on the ramp. Instead, he emerges from a hole in the centre of the ring, crawling out of the Woolie Hole to strike back against The Baz and prove his innocence, because beating the Baz will do that, apparently.
The ten competitors face off in a hell in a cell match at that month's pay-per-view, Hell in the Hole. During the match, the Best Friends struggle to battle FemBaz as their mild-mannered Canadian lifestyle has taught them never to strike a lady. ...Except Plague, who slaps her shit in. Jake saves FemBaz from the scary man from the woods, only to then be brained with a pipe wrench by her when he attempts to perform sex at her. Fembaz disappears into the night.
Cactus Pat forces Kenny to confront the sins (and failures) of his past, causing him to break down in tears. Max feels sympathy upon hearing of Kenny's predicament, but upon learning it is not his close friend Kenny, but Kenny from the Walking Dead, he promptly ceases giving a shit. Bless is eliminated when Cranky's animal costume makes Bless think he's high again, and he leaves to sober up for good.
In the end, Zubaz taps to Woolie's new Dread Lock Hold (strangulation with his dreads). Woolie sees the force ghosts of Jerry and the Hulk doll, who nod in his direction before once more fading away. Baz is then arrested on an assault charge, which was held off until the completion of the much more significant feud. He is sentenced to twenty years in the Konami Slave Pits. Kojima vows to ask Baz if he liked it once his sentence is up.