It all started one night as I was telling ghost stories with my two friends in a classroom after school.
Rumor said if everyone told a ghost story then turned off their flashlight and counted to three there would a ghost that showed up.
"One"
"Two"
"Three.."
"Four" Came a deep male voice from nowhere.
All three of us screamed and clung to each other for dear life. Then the lights came on and we heard laughter
"I'm sorry I just couldn't resist. I didn't expect anyone to be here but then I heard talking, and well I thought I might see what was going on."
I sighed as my beating heart finally started to slow down.
"Oh no don't worry bout it." said my friends after catching a good glance at the guy.
SLUTS!
SARAH SHUT THE FUCK UP! Like, holy fucking shit girl!
FUCK OFF JANA! I'm the most amazing being in this universe in my own little way. You, on the other hand, let's not sweat your small abilities!. HAHAHA LESSER BEING!"
YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP! IF YOU TWO INTERRUPT ME AGAIN I WILL CALL YOUR FATHERS!
Hey.. no need for that please, I get enough of him every Christmas don't need any more than what's necessary for me every year, tell us all your sad but amazing story.
FUCK THAT OLD GEEZER! WHAT CAN-
Bitch if you don't want a sore ass and an angry Asian girl after you SHUT UP!
Fine.
Now as I was saying my friends instantly warmed up to the smiley guy. But I don't know. I don't trust people that friendly.
YEAH! NO ONE'S THAT FRIENDLY!
IT'S TOO UNNATURAL! NOT HUMAN!
NEITHER OF YOU ARE EXACTLY HUMAN YOU DIMWITS!
Oh yeah…
Did you just realize you're not human?
… Maybe…
"What year are you in?" asked one of my friends
" Well, I'm 17 this year."
He could've just said he was a senior? One of my friends let him know what we were doing and he said he loved ghost stories.
Oh, what a coinkidink!
Coinkidink?
SHUT UP!
Jeez, sensitive much?
GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!
"What your name?" asked my friend.
"Gene Davis."
Oh, an English name? Interesting.
You're the god damn Devils daughter, and you're surprised by a British accent, really?
Well, I can't exactly travel a lot, you know, being in hell and all, yeah…
Oh… That's actually a good point for once!
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
"Ok Gene. I have one are you here?" I asked.
Just one?
"Oh, that? Just a little job I have to do. It's no big deal really." he said walking to the front of the class.
No big deal really, cuz you know, I traveled all the way from England to Japan for a job that's, no big deal really!
YAS GIRL!
" Do you need help with anything?" my friends asked following him like lost puppies
You should have heard them… *Cringe* Mai, honestly, why do you hang with those fucktards?
… I hang out with you don't I? You got dragged in just by the dude's accent.*cough* whore *cough*
THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
YEAH! I mean really, though, they trailed after a guy they only knew for what, like, 30 seconds and you had-
SHUT UP NO SPOILERS! Also, what did I say if you interrupted again?
Who me? I didn't say anything…
Really not a single word at all? Hmmm… *dials number*
FINE! I am reluctant- okay I am sorry for what I said. Happy now?
Totally. One second, Hello- oh yes, sorry sir I dialed the wrong number, just trying to get ahold of the Chinese restaurant on 5th avenue, you know you two have surprisingly similar numbers. Crazy? I know right!
Oh my god! Totally crazy!
Hahahahaha!
*pulls the phone away from ear* SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO AND YOUR STUPID CONTRACT! Hello, uh yes sorry just those stupid movers next door knocked over one of my plants and broke the pot, sorry! Hehehe, sorry what were you saying from before? What, your daughter being bad? Oh no never, we couldn't dream if it, she's been a good little antichrist!
If by good you mean devil spawn!
WHY I OUTTA-!
I'm sorry, Sarah fell down and Jana stepped on her hand by accident. Yes, it's all good, It's been nice talking to you as well sir... Ok, I'll let her know. Anything else? Ok bye!
Fuck me sideways! I'm in trouble, aren't I?
*SMACKS HEAD* SERIOUSLY SARAH! You can't be quiet for more than one minute, really? It can't be that hard! Honestly, I wonder if you even know what patience is sometimes?
HEY! I KNOW WHAT PATIENCE IS, I'M THE DAUGHTER OF THE DEVIL! YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO IS WAITING FOR THE END OF THE WORLD? *mumbles I mean that's technically my job. But whatever I'll wait for you two to be stone dead before that or if trump starts a war*
REALLY? CUZ WITH THAT AMOUNT OF PATIENCE YOU'LL END THE WORLD BEFORE THE END OF THIS CONVERSATION.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF- STOP POUTING!
I AM NOT POUTING!
WELL, I'D BEG TO DIFFER THERE, PATTY McPOUTING LIPS!
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP JANA!
MAKE ME!
HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
… Fine.
HALLELUJAH! Now let's begin, roll tapes!
So back to what I was saying. My friends followed him to the front of the class.
"No I'm ok but thanks for the offer. I would love to be invited the next time you tell ghost stories I think I have one that is pretty good," he said still holding that smile that never seemed to leave his face.
What is it about? That time you woke up and a ghost cursed you to have a bad case of acne?
BEWARE THE PIMPLE!
Ahhh! THE WORLD'S ENDING!
NOT THE FACE! OH GOD, NOT THE FACE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SHUT UP!
"Anytime. How about tomorrow after school?" one of my friends replied.
Honestly, don't you even know their names
What the fuck are there names Mai? Please don't tell me you actually forgot?
…
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU ACTUALLY FORGOT!
I'M SORRY!
BULL FUCKING SHIT!
"Ok, but where?" he asked.
"Right here!" the other one said all too happy.
Annoying little sluts…
True dat…
SHUT UP YOU TWO!
While my friends were being a little too flirty, I was looking him over I knew something wasn't right with him. I was gonna figure out what was going on.
Brilliant insight!
What a great story! Never boring… Except for you know, EVERYTHING!
SHUT UP YOU TWO! YOU'RE BOTH SO ANNOYING!
What?
Us?
Never!
AHHHHHHH! I NEED A FUCKING BREAK FROM YOU TO! *walks off*
A/n: My god do they talk a lot. Mai might need to find a way to shut them up soon so she can tell at least a bit of the story... Anywhays how is everyone? Jana and I are having so much fun writing this as of right now we have one more chapter typed up but sadly I won't be able to work on it this weekend as mom sees it fit to take away my stuff because I forgot to do a few chores. I will get work I need to be done as quick as possible so that I can get back to writing for you guys. Jana says hello and that she hopes your enjoying the story as well. anyways BUH-Bye!