(3) You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This
A/N: Special Thanks to Gleek1906-Klaine4eva for reviewing a lot on not only this story, but also my others like my MKS :)
Also to karatekid1018 for being another dedicated reviewer and helping me when I was a noob here with the terminology and stuff... I now know what smut means... God knows what sort of stories I could've wandered into if I hadn't known... I now know how to avoid those stories :) I've read lots of her stories and so should you guys! They're really great! One of my favorites from karatekid1018 is the three-shot about what would have happened if the GAP attack actually worked! *gasp* but seriously check out her stories they rock :)
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Felt Like Electricity
"I dare you to kiss Kurt."
Blaine's eyes widened like a bushbaby's. "But-I- I, wha-" he sputtered.
Kurt just rolled his eyes and leaned over and pecked Blaine on the cheek.
Wes shook his head. "No! That doesn't count! I meant a real kiss! ON THE LIPS!" he put extra emphasis on the last three words.
Now, Kurt was starting to look uncomfortable. What if he kissed Blaine and he didn't like him back? What if he figured out that Kurt liked him? Or worse... What if he thought Kurt was a bad kisser!
Blaine stood there awestruck. He couldn't kiss Kurt! Not that he thought it'd be unenjoyable, but Kurt was his friend! It would just make things awkward... Wouldn't it? What if there was a spark, though? What! No stop it! The last thing Kurt needs right now, especially after what Karofsky did to him, was a boyfriend.
But a dare was a dare... And this kiss would just be a kiss... And Kurt is just a friend.
"Well?" said Wes with an expectant stare. "What are you waiting for!"
Kurt looked at Blaine, his heart beating fast. Blaine leaned in and their faces were incredibly close. Blaine heard that Kurt was breathing fast. Was he uncomfortable?
They both just sat there, faces centimeters from each other, neither daring to close the remaining gap.
"Oh for the love of God!" cried Jeff as he rolled his eyes. He came behind Blaine and pushed the unsuspecting Warbler into Kurt's face.
Their lips connected and they closed their eyes, letting themselves get lost in the kiss.
Kurt gasped a little as Blaine was pushed towards his face, but the instant their lips touched, he instantly relaxed. Maybe Blaine didn't even like him in that way, but it didn't matter because he would pretend while he could. He clasped Blaine's cheek with one hand, and Blaine did the same to Kurt.
Blaine sucked in a breath as he kissed Kurt. Honestly, he never expected Kurt to be this good of a kisser... He was good- Like, REALLY good -at this. But jeez, what was he feeling now? He couldn't be in love with Kurt... He just COULDN'T.
They finally pulled away about twenty seconds later. Blaine was about to go in for a second one when he realized that he wasn't allowed to do that. Kurt was his friend, remember? That was all he needed right now... Nothing less... Nothing more.
Kurt backed away from Blaine and his pale skin turned pink. Just when he thought he couldn't like his best friend anymore, this happens.
"I can see why Brittany sees the appeal," Blaine thought to himself as he remembered Kurt telling him about how Brittany is always trying to get him to kiss her again.
The entire room stared at him and he facepalmed himself as he turned beet red and realized he'd said that aloud. Thankfully, Kurt was still too lost in his own thoughts to notice.
"Well," said Wes. "THAT was interesting..."
Kurt gulped, never tearing his gaze from Blaine. "Yeah... Interesting..."
"Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!" Kurt thought to himself. "This can't be happening! No! Ugh! It is!..." he mentally buried his face in his hands. "I'm in love with Blaine Anderson..."
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Shortly after what the Warblers (minus Kurt and Blaine) called "The Kiss That Missed", the bonding ended. The Warblers were so disappointed that their plan to push the two together had failed, that they just didn't have the heart to continue.
"Well," said Kurt. "I'm gonna call it a night! Nick, if you and Jeff are planning on doing anything, then it better be at his place! And put the tie on the doorknob!"
Nick turned beet red, but Jeff smirked. "Don't worry Kurt," said Nick. "I think I'll just go straight to our dorm with you..." He quickly gathered his book-bag and headed out the door with Kurt.
They reached their dorm in a fairly short amount of time considering it was just down the hallway. Kurt put his bag on the floor as he sat on his bed and Nick did the same.
A few minutes later, Kurt took it upon himself to grab the latest copy of "Vogue" from his nightstand and flipped through the pages. Nick grabbed his PSP and began, with intense focus, to play Mrs. Pac man.
"You know who the greatest prostitute that ever lived was?" asked Nick.
Kurt raised an eyebrow as he lowered his magazine. "No, and I would rather not find out..." Kurt found it amazing that Nick was what Blaine called a "toned down" Warbler, meaning he wasn't NEARLY as crazy as the rest.
Nick ignored Kurt. "Mrs. Pac man; for twenty-five cents, that ho swallowed balls till she died." he answered never looking up from his game and smiling.
Kurt burst out laughing and in the middle of his paroxysm, his copy of "Vogue" flew out of his and and slid right at the side of the other Warblers bed, exposing the page he was reading.
Nick raised an eyebrow as he read the title to that page. "Quiz: Does He Like You Like THAT?" Kurt blushed and scrambled up to retrieve the magazine, only to be beat to it by Nick. "Ah-ah-ah." noised Nick as he held up the copy and shook his head and wagged his finger. "Let's take a look... Question one!"
"No! I was just flipping through it! I- it- it was just on that page for a second! I wasn't taking that quiz!"
"Jeez! Calm down! Why don't you want to answer it?"
Kurt looked too the floor. "I- I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me in that way." by now it was pretty obvious who they were talking about: Blaine.
Nick shook his head. "Oh, Kurtsie... You're just as bad as he is... Tell you what," he put the magazine in his nightstand. "One day, when you two figure this-" he moved his arms around in circles, "-out, I'll make you take the quiz just so you can see how obvious it is... You really like him don't you?"
Kurt nodded. "Especially after what he did for me..." Kurt looked at Nick. He decided that it'd be nice to be able to confide in someone other than Blaine, considering he'd probably be the subject most of the time... "After the bully- Karofsky kissed me... That day I barged into a Warblers practice crying* and he left with me... He came to my school and tried to confront him..." Kurt's voice broke. "The only people who have ever done that for me were the rest of the New Directions. I... It made me feel like I mattered..."
Nick was in tears by now, mostly because the situation hit so close to home. "I- I know... I was bullied at my old school. And everyone just stood by and watched it happen, as if the local fag getting beat up was a part of the natural order or something." Kurt closed his eyes as he silently cried. He understood all too well. "Then one day, this new kid, who was gay too, transferred and did something I'd never seen anybody do... He stood up for himself..." Nick smiled. "Jeff even stood up for me. He asked me out one day, and we went to Breadstix. We had a great time, and when we came outside, it was dark and we got jumped... Jeff never stopped fighting for us...
"Both our parents found out about Dalton and decided to send us here. We were safe and accepted here... I know exactly what you mean... It's hard not to fall in love with someone who cares..."
Kurt got up from his bed and wrapped his arms around Nick and they both just cried into each others arms until they fell asleep in Nick's bed.
Kurt was incredibly lucky. He had amazing friends, and now that pool was growing.
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The next morning, Jeff walked into his boyfriends dorm, only to find his arms wrapped around Kurt.
He walked up to the bed. "Hey, Kurt! KURT! That's Nick not Blaine!"
Kurt shot up instantly at the mention of Blaine's name. "Huh- wha? Blaine?"
Jeff rolled his eyes. "Honey, you're so head over heels for him, it's not even funny." He pushed Kurt out of his Nick's arms and took his place. As he angled into his arms, he said, "Just go find Blaine or something..."
Kurt rolled his eyes as he stepped out of the door, still in his uniform from the night before, and headed out in the direction towards Blaine and Wes's dorm.
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A/N: BLECH! Please don't hate me for that crappers ending! Or crappers second half of the chapter, for that matter.
*yes that is a reference to my MKScenes if you noticed :)
Up Next: SECTIONALS then CHRISTMASTIME! And shopping... And more mrs. Jess :) I quite like her :)
PS. WHO SAW BIG BROTHER! IT WAS AWESOME! I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE STUFFED DOG KURT GAVE BLAINE! AWW! *Fangirl squeals shamelessly* DEAR GOD! I NEED TO START ON THE MKS FOR BIG BROTHER!