he next morning I was walking to school absentmindedly admiring the cherry blossoms.
Next thing I knew I was by the old abandoned school we had been telling ghost stories about. I couldn't resist and had to take a look.
Naughty! Naughty!
Very naughty indeed! Our poor Mai is being corrupted! Who would do such a thing?
The Fairies? No they've been in a feud with the unicorns for years! Maybe the leprechauns?
No, they've been fighting with the mermaids, how about the-
NO ONE CORRUPTED ME!
You sure?
I'm sure.
Absolutely?
Absolutely!
Positively?
Positi-Yes I'M FUCKING SURE!
Okay.
But we've got our eyes on you!
Yay!
Walking up to the front door I peeked inside. Expecting to find nothing, I was confused to see a video camera at the end of the hall.
As I walked inside I was asking myself who could have left it here as the building was supposed to be abandoned. As I went to touch it I heard a voice:
"Who's there!?"
Startled, I jumped back and slammed my backpack into an old dusty bookshelf.
"I-I'm sorry I'll be going now." I stammered but all of a sudden the bookshelf lurched forward.
"Oh no! Help!" I yelled as the bookshelf began to fall.
I let out an ear piercing shriek and heard foot steps running towards me. Out of nowhere, I was pushed as I fell to the ground I heard something hit the ground and glass shatter.
As I took in a breath I realized it wasn't me under the bookshelf. I looked over to see a man lying on the floor.
Good job their Mai haha really stable on your feet now aren't yea?
*picks up phone* TEST ME BITCH! I'LL CALL YOUR DADDY AND I'LL CALL YOUR DADDY, SO FUCKING TRY ME!
Nope just wanted to get paid I'll be quiet now.
Good child now let's continue...
SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF THE FUCKING DEVIL, WHAT PART OF HER IS GOOD EXACTLY?!
I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S YOUR SISTER DUMBASS!
DON'T REMIND US!
"Hey mister are you ok?" I asked and I didn't get a response. Oh no what the hell should I do?
Leave him.
Oh oh, steal his wallet and run away. You can get that new makeup kit you've been wanting for awhile with that!
SARAH!
What? It's just a suggestion.
Suggestion my ass...
"What is going on in here?"
OH OH, IS IT MR. NOT HUMAN SMILEY FACE ALL THE TIME?
REALLY! Let me see? Oh god, how can anyone be that cocky yet friendly (and lowkey hot) at the same time, I thought my father was the only person.
BINGO! Maybe he's a cousin, or he's your father doing that I'm watching over you type of bullshit after the last time you almost disrupted the balance killing everyone in all 3 realms and destroying the universe, you know like last time. If it is your father i suggest you stop says he's hot that some nasty incest shit.
IT WAS ONE TIME JANA!
Yet that's all it took for you to be sent to earth and into my care, all because you're a little rebel... Oh I'm sorry, a little devil!
DON'T REMIND ME!
I heard all of a sudden, and I snapped my head up towards the voice. Oh shit it's that guy from yesterday.
CALLED IT!
WHAT!? No I did, now give me my 5 bucks!
WHEN WAS 5 BUCKS INVOLVED!
SINCE I WON!
BULLCRAP! Go get a job and get your own 5 bucks, like I'm ever going to give you my own money!
WHY YOU LITTLE-
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
...sorry
Thank fucking God!
I sat there not saying a word while he walked over and kneeled beside us.
"Lin what happened?" Asked Gene.
HEY DUMBASS! SPOILER ALERT: HE FELL DOWN!
He actually got hit with a bookshelf...
You know I really hate you and you're corrections sometimes Jana...
Ahh but you love me!
That's debatable...
No it isn't, get used to me. It's been 15 centuries, you've had enough time to adjust to my presence!
Believe me, that's not nearly long enough...
Yes it is, I've gotten used to you haven't I ?
YOU FUCKING BRAT!
ENOUGH!
FUCK OFF!... Oh shit... Wrong person
Sarah... You're dead.
She said that too calmly. It was nice knowing you sister... I shall let the world know that the devils daughter was taken out by an angry demon angel mutt.
THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?!
Me? I didn't say nothin. I was respectfully stating your genetics, that's all.
Anything to distract her from me... imma just you know move to Venus(maybe she won't find me there)
DON'T YOU MOVE! Plus there is nowhere you can hide.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *takes off*
If there was nowhere I couldn't hide, you would be able to find me when I take off for long periods of time.
...Touché
I always win, it's in my genetics...
JANA! COME HERE RIGHT NOW, THEY HAVE A TWO FOR ONE DEAL!
OHHHHHH WHERE?
Finally now I can continue without any more interruptions from those little- Calm down Mai, find your happy place. Breathe...
As I was saying, "What's goin-"
WE'RE BACK! Venus is really pretty, lot's of stars and shit but really fuckning cold. Mai we got you this giant planet hat *places on mai's head* hehe! I am definitely gonna get extra pay this week!
... YOU DUMBASS!
THAT'S IT! *ties up girls*
This won't help.
Mai and jana: "How?"
Hello, have you not noticed that we're tied up? Or are you just even stupider than I thought you were?
FUCK OFF BITCH! If you haven't noticed we can still talk. LALALALALA LA! ~IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A KING SOMEDAY!~ (A/N sarah: Shout out to anyone who knows what song this is!)
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING, MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!EVERYTHING IS BLEEDING JUST MAKE IT STOP! WHO EVEN SINGS THIS STUFF!?
A BETTER QUESTION WOULD BE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!
IT'S SCREAMO!
OH GOD WHY? WHO EVEN SINGS THIS STUFF?
I FUCKING DO YA BITCH!
~THE THOUGHT OF YOU'S NO FUCKING FUN!~
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAKE IT STOP! *grabs tape and tapes mouth*
Hmph nolt flair my boice is amabing!
To a deaf man maybe? HAHAHAHAHA!
TEST ME BITCH! I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU TOO!
...
Good now to continue on with the story. As I was saying-
Only if she stops insisting I owe her money...
Cheeky fucking brat...
FUCK OFF SARAH!
MAKE ME BITCH!
SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP YOU TWO!
... fine *mumbles "queen of the sluts"*
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT!?
Oh nothing. Just reliving new years eve...
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT!
Hehehe hey Jana you ever call Greg back? (A/N sarah: Sorry if ur name is greg first name that came to mind)
NO DEAR GOD! I am never going to that place again!
Sarah, if i remember correctly you drank the most out of all of us!
...no...
Who was they guy you were all over again?
WHAT?! WHO AND WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME!
Oh you know you're ex... and you told us not to in fact you said to take a video. Mai can you grab my phone seeing as how i'm still tied up.
You sent it to me remember. *pulls up video*
OMG IM SUCH A WHORE! I SAID I WOULD GET BACK WITH HIM! AND YOU'RE HANDING ME ANOTHER SHOT JANA! I hate you both! *deflates into a puddle of shame and hate*
Will you behave now? If not i will post this on tumblr and tag every youtuber you ever loved.
why would they care?
Watch the end.
OMG I CONFESSED MY LOVE FOR **** and ****! DEAR SWEET JESUS I ROASTED ***** AND DID I JUST ASK **** TO BE MY BABY DADDY? ( a/n-Sarah: you will never be allowed to know my sad internet obsessions...trust you would judge me if you did. lol)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF!
I WILL BE QUITE JUST PLZ DON'T PUT THAT ANYWHERE!
...Ok
You sure you're not corrupted Mai? Cause the unicorns may know who did it if we need to know-
YES I'M FUCKING SURE... NOW, back to the story
A/N: so its Sarah and i promise there will be more story contents next chapter. Also we will only be doing the first and last case in the anime like this so we can move on to the MAIN story. Anyways i wanted to say a HUGE THANK YOU to Jana one of my best friends and amazing co-author of this story. ❤❤