(9) You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This

A/N: I can honestly say that when I first saw AVGChristmas, I was oh so disappointed that they didn't have the decency to invite Kurt to Mr. Shue's... So to make up for that, they are inviting Kurt AND Blaine :)

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There's A Different Feel About You Tonight

Klaine was on the couch watching TV when Finnchel walked in, chattering excitedly. "Kurt! Blaine!" cried Rachel. "We're all gonna throw Mr. Shue a surprise Christmas party so he won't be alone and you. Are. Co. Ming. With. Us!"

Kurt smiled brilliantly, happy to be spending Christmastime with his friends. "That sounds wonderful! When!"

Rachel grabbed Kurt's hand and pulled him up from the couch. Kurt grabbed Blaine's hand so that he was pulled along with him. Rachel laughed and said, "Right NOW!"

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When they reached Mr. Shue's house, they were greeted by the rest of the New Directions with happy smiles.

"KURTIE!" cried Brittany. She ran and wrapped him in a giant hug, followed by Mercedes, Quinn, Tina, and Santana. "Is this the dolphin that you hooked up with at Breadstix? Does that mean he's YOUR dolphin now?" asked the ditzy blonde.

Kurt blushed while Blaine just had a confused look on his face. "What does she mean by dolphin?" Blaine had heard many stories about Britt. She was as innocent (but apparently not sexually) as she was common-sense-lacking.

"DID YOU KNOW DOLPHINS ARE JUST GAY SHARKS!"

"Yes, boo. He is the dolphin that went to Breadstix with us, but he's not MY dolphin." Kurt looked a little sad at this.

Blaine furrowed his eyebrows. "What the- I don't even- what!"

Kurt rolled his eyes. "It'll take you a while before you understand "Brittany talk". Hell, I'M still trying to master it! She wants to know if you're the same guy that went to Breadstix with us last time and if you're gay. The only reason I'm somewhat fluent in her language is because she had to explain everything to me when we dated."

"WHAT!" cried Blaine. "But I thought- I- WHAT!" And he thought the Warblers were an odd bunch...

The entire New Directions laughed. Santana filled in the blanks for him. "It was a dark and rainy day when the world was introduced to the atrocity that was... BUTCH KURT!" everyone burst out laughing, much to Blaine's confusion. "You see, Kurt's dad was spending a lot of time with Finn, and Kurt was getting down about it because his dad was like, really important to him. So naturally, he tried to act straight by singing Mellencamp and making out with Britt-Britt."

"It was so weird..." said Kurt. "She tasted like root beer..."

"And YOU tasted like candy which is why I wanted to kiss you again! But you still refuse to kiss me!" Brittany pouted and crossed her arms. "It's not fair..."

"Oh, boo." said Kurt. He patted her back and smiled at her. "It's nothing personal... You are a VERY talented kisser!" Britt brightened. "I just don't like kissing girls in general..."

"It's ok!" she wrapped Kurt in a hug. "I'm just glad to have my dolphin back for a little while."

Kurt laughed. "Hey... Wait a second! Where's Mr. Shue?"

"Macaroni Hair is on his way here. But in the meantime, we need to finish decorating." said a familiar authoritative voice said. Kurt turned around, surprisingly happy to see Coach Sylvester. She opened her arms with a smile. "Hey there porcelain. Are you taking hood care of my sweet porcelain, Frodo?" Blaine smiled and nodded.

Kurt laughed. "Hi Coach!" he wrapped her in a hug. As crazy as she could be, her heart was occasionally in the right place. "Yes, Coach. Blaine has been a very good friend to me. But you're right, though! This tree needs to be decorated!"

"Yes, porcelain, yes it does. We news to make this tree so extremely sweet and sugary and fruity that you all will need an extra trip to the dentist! Now work your asses off or I will KILL you ALL! I'll be in the kitchen supervising. All of course in the Christmas spirit..."

Everyone mumbled their reluctant agreement and began pulling out ornaments and hanging them on the tree. Santana was pulling out a particular ornament when a smirk came across her face. She nudged Puck and showed him the small mistletoe that she'd found and pointed towards Klaine. Puck smirked right back and took the small bundle from her as he stepped on the small step stool and stood above them. "Hey, guys! Look up!"

They both looked up before rolling their eyes and ignoring the mistletoe. The New Directions grunted in frustration, but Santana's smirk grew wider. "Kurt, can you please hand me that small ornament to your right?" asked Santana.

"Sure thing, Satan." He reached over to his right and plucked an ornament from it's box.

As he turned around, Santana tapped Blaine on his right so that he turned to face Kurt. While Kurt was turning, she casually stuck out her foot which Kurt tripped on and crashed onto Blaine.

"Gahhh!" They cried.

They tumbled onto the floor, the taller boy landing on top of the other. Blaine had grabbed onto Kurt's back in order to brace himself and Kurt had his hands on the floor near Blaine's head and shoulders.

Their breathing slowed and deepened as the rest of the world seemed to disappear. Kurt looked into those gorgeous hazel eyes and swallowed hard, his throat dry.

Blaine swallowed. He looked at Kurt's face, searching for signs of discomfort, and finding none. He looked at Kurt's hair, his ears... Oh god... His lips... Anywhere but his eyes. Blaine tried to avoid eye contact in order to keep things from getting awkwarder, but the second that he caught even just a glimpse of those glasz eyes, he couldn't tear his haze away from them. He wanted to get a closer look at them, to see what made them seem like they were changing color. Blaine leaned in close, feeling the rise and fall of Kurt's chest and the fluttering of his own. Kurt leaned in, his eyes slowly fluttering closed. They were so close that they're noses were brushing against each other. Their mouths were open and so close...

"Oh, here!" said Sam. "Lemme help you guys up!" he pulled Kurt off of Blaine as the rest of the New Directions groaned in frustration.

"SAM!"

"What!"

They all just facepalmed (except Finn). They were SO close!

Klaine got up off of each other, avoiding eye contact. Blaine scolded himself so badly. How could he almost let himself do that! God, he was about to kiss Kurt unrelated to a dare or bet, that would have made him just as bad as Karofsky! If not worse for betraying his trust! Kurt trusted him to be his friend and he almost betrayed that! He got so caught up in how close he was to him, and his beautiful eyes, and his lips that Brittany said tasted like candy... Kind of like jolly ranchers as he remembered from that night at Breadstix... And how his hips were so tightly pressed up against him and how he could feel him breath as he had his arms wrapped around him. How it all felt so... Right. Blaine stopped himself. "Just STOP it Blaine!" he told himself. "You don't even like Kurt as anything more than a friend! It's just because you were so close to him! Any guy would've been turned on... Not that I was... Well, aghk! Just shut UP you stupid, STUPID brain!" Blaine just continued to decorate the tree and refused to think about anything Kurt-related for the rest of the night.

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A/N: Oh! I frustrate myself with how close Klaine was! Actually guys, get used to it! Lol I'm such a troll! KLAINE WILL HAPPEN! Don't worry guys!

ALY OUT!

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