A nonsensical mess that still makes more sense than the ending

by tersecorgi40

A freind and I wrote a "sequel" to evangelion, each of us taking turns to add a word. This was done at 2 o'clock and while it sort of has a story it really doesn't. This will probably get updated with new chapters as we write them.

2. Chapter 2

The camera zooms into Shinji's arsehole inside unit 01. Hideo's cousin trapped inside, so BRAPPPP strikes out but OH, Loli surprise! She escapes, trapping Hideo's cousin inside Gendo. We see Kojima celebrating victory over Hillary, yay! But ambush! Gendo's army invades the basement in Hell belonging to Ajit, rented from Anno. Third Child, Madoka rescues Shinji's doujins because Gendo is repulsed by futanari and Kojima burns his doujins to achieve power over beyond 4chan's autism. Gendo laughs. Autism wins. "Fly me to your nukes!" said Madoka as autism overcomes Kojima's forces.