A nonsensical mess that still makes more sense than the ending

by tersecorgi40

A freind and I wrote a "sequel" to evangelion, each of us taking turns to add a word. This was done at 2 o'clock and while it sort of has a story it really doesn't. This will probably get updated with new chapters as we write them.

4. Chapter 4

One year on and we're back boys! Merry christmas! This is a soft reboot of the story, so strap in folks.

Once in the distant land of Old Ballsacks-Crotchistan was a large Jewish Nation at war with Reddit Separatists known only as Kukoldii. Makoto Saejima, a Jewish Highschool caretaker, was fingering an underage Monstergirl Succubus. "Not so clever now." She laughed because she is his clone genderbent.

"Fuck, we are already gay. Why does my cum bubble exist?" Makoto pondered, just after a wild Kukoldii jumped out the cum bubble and stabbed him and ate the labia monster girl. Makoto died unrelatedly from the gonorrhoea.

"This means nothing!" Protested Anno, leader of the Illuminati Kukoldus Clan, a large clan of Reddit incels. However… Shinji Ikariberg ripped into peace protest, dousing everyone with aphrodisiacs and Red Man farts erotically. "Why have you done?" Shouted Anno.

"Hahaha! Jews win, surrender fucko!" Shinji laughs while unmasking his mask on his erection to furiously reveal ejaculation.

"Damn, we lost… Reddit."

"NOT SO FAST!" Rance Suzumiya rushed at Shinji's masks to punch his fake face, revealing Kojima's big ego in the form of a fish girl with tiddies, who suddenly, a dick called Rance…