Episode 2
"New guy join, which you hate. And Taiyang is on a dating site." "What! Dad want to go out again!" "Roll the show."
[opening scene]
"So tell me Cairn, why do you what to join our evil organization?" Cinder ask the bully of Beacon. "It's Cardin actually." "What is?" "That my name, Cardin. You know what, Cairn is fine." Cardin said when he saw her burn the paper. "What are your qualifications?" "Let see, I always beating up Jaune and his loser friends in school." "Hm, hm, okay, that a good start." "Oh, I once put pepper in Pro. Port's mustache. Haha, he's been sneezing for a week." "Ooh, good one. I should write that down." "I also never pet dogs, not even real cute puppies." "Ignoring puppies is defiantly evil. Unfortunately, we don't have any openings at the moment." "Cinder!" Mercury kick the door open and carry a bazooka. "I'm tire of doing all of the dirty work and being treated like a plenum!" He slams the weapon to the ground. "I demand a raise! Also, I want a fancy hat like Torchwick." "Mmm, let me propose a counter offer." Cinder light him on fire and he ran around screaming before he fell into the trap door. "Congratulation Cairn, it seems we have an opening." Cinder out for a handshake, but Cardin back away. "Yeah, you know what, let me get back to you." He dashes out of there as Cinder moans. "Why is it so hard to find good help? Oh! That right, I keep melting them."
"Whoa, and I though he can't get any worse." "I'm going to break their legs!" "Can't believe he got fire, literally!"
{scene change}
Tai has set up a profile in a dating site but got nothing. "*sigh* Still no matches? Maybe I'm doing this wrong." "Doing what wrong?" Ruby pop up. "What, nothing? Where do you came from? Go back!" "Dad, are you going through unappropriated places in the internet?" She smirks at her dad. "What, No! How do you even know about those?" Yang pop in and saw the profile. "Who Love Daddy?" "What? Nobody! Everybody get away! I'm going to unhack!" He tries to clear his work, but it was too late. "All my gosh, is this a dating site?" "Okay, fine! I'm Love Daddy, are you happy now? Haha, go ahead, everybody make fun of me. I've didn't get a single match, so you all can laugh twice as hard now!" feeling sad for their father, the girls decided to help. "We'll take it from here." Pushing their pops to the back, they change his profile. "What are you doing?" "If you want girls to like you, we have to make you sound more dangerous." "I'm dangerous…" "But dependable." "Edgy thrill seeker." "I seek thrills…" "Yet responsible." "I'm a single dad…" "uprooting bad boy." "With a wholesome sense of humor." "People say I'm a funny guy…" "There we go, the Love Daddy is officially on the hunt. Look out ladies." "Did someone say ladies?" Qrow slides in with only his cape and swimming short. "Qrow, gah, do you even wear pants anymore? I will buy you a pair." "Woof, you better lie about your age buddy." He points with his thumb. "And put up a shirtless selfie, chicks love that." "You know what, I see now, this is a terrible idea." Tai receive a reply. "What, is that a match?" Yang check for them. "Before you get to excited, I have to widen the net a little bit." Scene change to evil base as Cinder tell everyone the data. "As you can see here, evil is an all-time high, but I think we could bump it higher with spam and on line trolling." Her phone beep a match. "Well hello Love Daddy." *Smack* "I think she lying about her age." Taiyang said with Ruby respond. "You have the worst luck with women." "I've dated worse." Everyone look at Qrow.
"Yang! Why didn't you put a filter for bad girls?" "I don't know! Beside, dad think she lie about her age!" "This is worse than when Yang took Ruby's cookie." "At least they aren't throwing furniture at each other." "Until next time."