Episode 3
Disclaimer: Woohoo
"Yang, Ruby, how much do you love your dog?" "A lot." "More than ever." "Yes, yes. And Weiss, did your sister say what kind of bird she hard." A crow, from what she." "Good, good. Now prepare for the next show."
(Opening Scene)
Zwei spit out a pill Tai try to get him to take. "Zwei, you got to take your medicine buddy." Tai try again but it rolls off the open mouth. "*Grrr* Dog, this stuff is more expensive than what I take. You chew this up or so help me!" Tai shake the pill when Yang came in. "Dad, you can't shove the pill up like a reverse piñata. There's a mended." "you mean using peanut butter?" Zwei goes Zu-zu for peanut butter. "hm, hm. You're so primate, let me demonstrate." Yang pick up the dog. "Zwei, you are a love and value member of this family. We need to take action so you can live a best life." She places Zwei on the table and take a bow. "Ha! Do you think that would work?" "No, it's just supposed to distract him. Now, take the shot!" She radios her sister as Ruby aim with her sniper at the Xed table. "One pill, one shot." She shoots and hit her target as Yang reported. "Direct hit! I repeat, direct hit!" "did you see that!" "Whoa, you girls are so sneaky. I'm impress." "Yeah, you should see how we sneak a peek at our birthday presents every year." Busted! "U-oh, secondary target. Take the shot, take the SHOT!" "I can believe you- ack" Ruby fire on her father.
"Uuuummmmm…" "We should secrete our stuff before they can take it." Everyone agree with Weiss while Blake blush with how Ruby find her books.
[scene change]
Winter was in the library and was about to get a book in secret when Qrow took it first. "Release that book at ones! You probably don't even read." She has her sword out. "Don't worry, you can borrow it afterward. I'll underline the good parts." The two are in a toon fight cloud. Later, Winter came to Wok's noodle shop. "I demand noodles of a delicious nature and in a timely matter." Wok drop the closed sign. "This is un-insatiable!" "It's ashamed that you didn't came a little *slurp* sooner." Qrow said with him dropping the noodle bowl next to a pile of them, and another toon fight cloud they make. They are in a class room where Ozpin came to break the feud. "I think you find my report quite thorough, if disturb. I spare no grizzly detail." "Random bookstore chaos and… noodle related mayhem." Qrow pull a noodle out of his ear. "It got pretty wild toward the end." Winter was gross out by the sight as Qrow mess with her. "I'm sorry, do you want some?" "Shameful, just shameful." The noodle was flick to the desk. "I couldn't agree more. I purpose a leash and random electric shock to modify his behavior." "I'm referring to the time and energy you two fighting each other. You do relize you are on the same side?" "Ah, I suppose, technically." "Whatever." "Qrow!" "Okay, fine, yay team. Can I go now?" "I want you both shake hand and apologies." "I will if she will." Qrow reach his hand out to Winter, yet she hesitates. "Do to my professionalism and uncreatable self-control, I willing to let bygones be bygones." She aims for the shake only for him to sweep back. "Too slow Ice Queen." "That does it, your die Dead Meat!" Once again, a toon fight cloud came, saw, and conquer. "You know, flirting is less destructive back in my day." "Stop messing with my hair!" "Like you can even tell!"
"Well, that explain why they fight when they first met each other before." "Does your uncle was always a prick." "Only to those he hates, other was it like?" "if the two get marry, then Weiss be Yang's and Ruby's aunt." "Yeah, it will be weird to be leaded by your niece." "Next show."