Episode 5
Disclaimer: puppet twins
"Blake, Weiss don't kill your partner. Everyone, laugh hard at the puppet man." "Okay?..." "Start the show!"
[Opening Scene]
"Mercury, have I ever told you that you're my favorite henchman?" The fake legs guy was playing with his sock puppet. "Do you really mean that puppet Cinder?" "Why do I even bother to keep the others around? You're so much better than Emerald." "I know, she all like 'ooh, I don't know if I'm just plain evil or curious evil, and I don't have any metal appendages at all!'" "And don't get me started at Roman." "Torchwick a joke. 'Ooh, lala, I got a fancy hat and get beat up by little girls.' And Neo, I can't decide if she really cute or really creepy. Spoiler, I'm leaning toward creepy." Mercury didn't know that the three people that he made funny of was behind him or that Neo pull up a [he's dead] sign. "Mercury, I'm usually all scary and on fire, but you make me all girly! Hehehehehe!" "I know what you mean Cinder puppet." "Can I tell you something, sometime I want to run away a start a little family together." "Cinder puppet, I've always know." "Mercury!" He was about to kiss the puppet but his boss causes him minutes before and hand the copy. "Cinder puppet, NO!" "If I ever caught you doing something that disturbing again, I will bar-be-que your creepy butt." She went one way as the others went the other. "The true is that the only girlfriend you can ever get." "Na, now I'm almost feel sorry for him." Neo pull up a [I don't.] sign before hitting him with it. Mercury wait before pulling up another puppet and cry to her response. "Where my twin sister?"
"hahahahaha!" "Yep, he an idiot."
[Scene change]
Team RWBY was preparing for a night at the city, Ruby was treading her eyelashes, Weiss putting on lipstick, Blake put power on her cheek, and Yang brush her hair with care. "Oh! Why's everyone so fancy?" Jaune said as he and Ren pop from behind, Weiss respond. "We all are going dancing." "We got V.I.P. passes to this new night club. Even Blake is excited." Yang said about her partner. "I'm exacted." "That sound fun, I got some new moves I have wanted to try out." Jaune show some samples, thought Ruby was going to bring bad news. "Um, the thing is…" "You can't go." Blake break the ice for her leader. "Was it my moves, are they too fresh?" "Sorry guys, this is a girl night out. No boys allow." Yang told them the reason. "Fine with me." "Yeah, it's cool. Because Ren and I got a super funny night anyway." "We do? I have no memory of this." "Ha, he's such a kidder. Come on Ren, let's go raise the roof!" "A.. ha, let just go." Jaune pull Ren out of the room as the girls has different despondences. "Well that was just sad." Yang try to change Blake's focus. "Don't worry about them, worry about this town. Because we're going to set it on fire!" "Girl night!" While the sisters bump heads, Jaune show Ren his childhood photos. "…and this is me at two-year-old. I got stung by a bee, that why my face looks like that." "Is this the fun part or…?" "oh, you're right. Let me get the spinach dip, I got two kinds." As Jaune walk away, Ren sign at the lameness. "Maybe girl's night would have been more fun." At Vale, the club was on fire. "Yeah… girl's night." Ruby said with a success face, Weiss was brain dead, Blake was cradling like a scare child, and Yang agree with her sister.
"Why?' Half of Team RWBY ask their partner. "Go big or go home." "Damn it, I mess up the night!" "Don't worry Jaune." "On to the next episode, Argh!"