Episode 7
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"Books and buttons Ruby, thy just books and buttons until you broken the joy in them." "Huh?" "And Jaune hate himself." "What?" "Let's go, let's go start the show."
[Scene opening]
"Oh, no, I don't remember the recipe. If only there somewhere I can find the information." Ren said in the kitchen, then Oobleck came in. "And now there is, it calls 'book'." He pulls up a cook book. "Do you just say, 'book'." "Well yes I did, here you go." "How convenient." Ren show it off when he has it. "I felt suffocated by the weight of my past mistakes and the hurt I cause my friends." Blake said in her team room with rain falling. "If only there's a way to atone for what I have done." Oobleck came. "Do you say 'book'." "No, I say-" "Yes you did, you said book, we all heard. You're welcome!" He just walks away after dropping the book Blake hide. "I'm bored." "Eh, he." Yang get a pun book. "I'm curded!" The three teens were on a couch with only two reading as the third was ignore while Oobleck walk in. 'So inclusion, read a book! Because no matter what the problem, book fix everything." "I wouldn't say everything." "Everything! And that…" "Good to know." Yang and Ren said with the sign [Good to Know] appearing. "good to know?" Then Ruby came with an evil looking book. "Hey guys, check out this weird book I found under a dead oak tree. 'Necronomicon: open at your own peril. Huh, that a funny name for a book." "Ruby no!" The teacher was too late as the little red hood reaper opening it and all the evil within escape. "Aaaaahhhhhhh!" She drops the book and it crawl away.
"Why did you open the most dangerous book in the universe?!" "I'm sorry, no one told me about it!" "Do not talk about the pun book." "Only if you keep your smut away from my sister." "So what new pancake recipe you learn Renny?" "I never read that book before so you have to wait."
[Scene change]
"Well this is mysterious?" Blake said as she walks up to a button in the woods and press it, then a fish fell on her arms. "Sky fish, score!" She was about to eat it when it was Ruby turn to press it, then it was night. "Ah, I did not expect that." "Light on…Light off… Light on… Light off, light on, light off, light on, light off, light on, light off, light on, light!" *crack* She broke the sun and Yang came in. "What's up with the flipping sun?" "Ididn'tdoit!" Ruby ran from her sister as the main boys get their turn with Ren press it and a copy was made. "Cool." The Rens did a cool handshake. "Want to get some noodle and then take a nap?" "It like you read my mind." Jaune press it for a clone too. "This is awesome! We will be best and do everything together and be the coolest guys ever." "Yeah, I'm nt looking for comment and try to focus on my career." "Oh, really?" "it not you, it's me." The fake left as the real cry. "But… you is me." "What is this?" Cinder said as she, Roman, and Neo came for their turn for the button. "Are you challenging me button. Very well, I accept your shiny, red challenge!" She presses it and nothing happen. "Ah ha, check and mate button." Then a cart fell on her, then a fridge, then a fat Nora who roll away. "Neo, do you know what this means?" Roman ask the mute girl as she pull up a [Don't push the button!] sign. "I can use this button as weapon, and finally defeat that nosy red!" He removes the object with his cane. "All you have to do is-woops!" He drops it and a trap door open from under as they fell. [He's a dum-dum,] is what Neo's sign said before she flips it to said [But he's my dum-dum] and follow him. Then it was Neptune and Sun turn. "Hey look, a mysterious red button that we don't know anything about or what it does. Let's Push It!" Sun point it out but Neptune was worry. "Are you sure that's a good idea?" "Come on, what the worst that could happen!" and the episode ended.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to break it." "This is why dad told you not to mess with the lights." "Sky fish….." "Blake, you're drooling." "Why do I do that to myself?" "Maybe it a future clone." "Hahahahahaha, the bad guys got hurt!" "Yup, that how the episode end with the button." 'See you next episode."