Episode 12
Disclaimer: Dr. Seuss Return
"Listen up, the first part is the shout out to a famous Author. The second is of Jaune being a bad boy." Yang laugh at that. "If Puke Boy cause any chaos, then I dye my hair!" "Bets in play, start the show."
[Opening Scene]
Penny was skipping in the woods when she saw a beowulf. "Oh, hello there flurry friend." "Penny, no! Don't touch the Grimm." Ozpin said as he pop out of the brush and wear the Cat's Hat. "But why not?" "Not a pet, not a pat, those are not for him. He's a villain, a beast, he's a cold blooded Grimm." Then curtain change the scene to a stage. "But he's good for a laugh, he could tell me a joke." 'Not at all, no siree, he more likely to choke." A trap door opens to drop the robot and Grimm before landing on a couch. "We can watch funny shows; I can cuddle him all right." "He will keep changing the channels, you will be up all night." The scene changes to a class room. "He can meet all my friends, all the teacher and students." "He would snap and he would bite, that would be brute." Now they are in a library. "He can learn to behave; I can teach him god manners." "Sadly no my sweet girl, he's as dumb as a paddle." They are now in the forest as the Grimm got a flower. "He's a monster, a savage. You are far just too kind. You must say your goodbye; you must leave him behind." "Get along little Doggy, it is now plain to see. You and I are too different; it is not mend to be." Penny and Oz left the Grimm in saddens. "What a hassle, a bother, what a pain in the neck. That girl drove me crazy, and now I'm a wreck." Then another Beowulf came. "Well good ridden to her, she ain't all the trouble. You got your old pal Marty, to cheer you up on the double." "Dude, please stop rhyme."
"Oz really hate Grimms." "We all know that Ruby." "What with that hat, beside it coolness." "I don't know but Blake would wear it better."
[Scene change]
Jaune was about to walk across the street when Sun, Neptune, and Ren drove in with their bikes. "Cousin of Chaos dismount." Jaune have stars in his eyes. "This is so cool, how long are you in a biker gang?" "about a week, give or take a week." Ren respond. "Can I join your cool gang, please?" *Psst* "Only bad boys can join the Cousin of Chaos. You got to approve you alright. Cousin, sound off." Sun said as each share their sin- I think. "I have a library book that is three week overdo, and I have no plans on returning it." "Yeah, I went through the 15 item or les checkout, guess what, I have 20. Regret nothing." "The last time I use the bathroom, didn't wash my hands afterword." "EWU!" Sun was isolated as Jaune think of something. "Come on Jaune, impress us." "Um, sure! So many rebellious things I've done. Hard to choose just one. I may, or may not be wearing under wear." "Oh, a mystery." "Okay, welcome to the Cousin of Chaos. Congratulation, put her there." Sun put out his hand for a shake but Jaune push away. "I'll pass." "Rebel move, nice. Alright Cousin of Chaos, let's ride." Everyone cheers. "Cousin unite!" Neptune stop them. "Wait, don't forget your skin cream. You know how the wind will dry up your skin." "Oh, good point. Cousin of Chaos, moisturize." As the three put on the cream, the rookie tip toe to the other side. "Thank you so much guys, I promise you won't regret this…" He topples the bikes don't in one go. "Our choppers!" "It's okay, it just a scratch, I can fix it." Jaune touch again and they exploded as he fainted from the impact. "Ah man, my library book was in there."
'Idiot.' X2 'Will Jaune join me if I start a gang?' "Sorry about that Ren." "No problem, just get Nora out of my back." "Not until you pay for that book!" "You will stay away from Bumblebee…" "And Crescent Rose!" "Until next time."