Riven and Irelia were nonetheless wide eyed at the sudden announcement from the Eye of Twilight, processing mentally what his single word meant in regards to their debate. "You?" Riven asked after the short pause of confusion.
"Indeed. From what I have gathered while observing you two search for this mysterious perfect male companion, you are seeking a male of reasonable, if not exceptional, personality and appearance. One whom may be gentle with your emotions and aware of strife or joy you are experiencing," Shen answered, looking to Riven first. "And one whom may provide adequate challenge in a spar against you, and not fearful of your status as a League champion or member of Ionia's higher titles. Am I correct?"
Irelia and Riven looked to one another before looking back at the ninja with nods. "Then allow me to provide my perspective. I have no qualms against either of you in a match, as we have traded many victories and defeats against one another within the Fields of Justice, correct?" he added, to which earned nods and more interested expressions from the women before him. "I am also aware of your feelings, more so than you two might be with each other or yourselves. Proof of this is that I was able to deduce your turmoil hours before this and justify your condition to be dangerous before stepping in to aid."
As Shen continued, their gazes grew as each statement held truth. When neither made any word to stop him from speaking, he continued. "I have also noticed that Irelia, in particular, was looking for those whom studied culinary arts and was adept at certain foods. The last three males were actual chefs to some of the restaurants near here. With that knowledge, I deduced that she was particular about males who can cook."
"That's true, but what does that mean about you, Shen?" Irelia asked, her voice lifting with anticipation. Shen could only smile at her anxiousness, which Riven eyed carefully as it seemed warmer and more comforting than that of her lover's. When Riven turned away to avoid blushing, Shen looked to her for a second before softly chuckling.
"Who do you think provided Akali with the knowledge of how to cook?" Shen asked. Irelia smiled as she realized that if Akali, being one of the best chefs and owner of the most prestigious restaurants in Ionia, was mentored in her craft by the Eye of Twilight, then this could be the greatest discovery she would have had all day. "While I do not do it for funds, nor is it a vocation I invest in, I was taught by those above me in all crafts, to which I have passed down all but secret recipes to Akali." It was then that Shen chuckled again softly. "My disciple still pesters me about my secret to the pancakes I made for her and Kennen when they were younger."
Irelia's jaw dropped, and without hesitation, the dancer slammed her hand to the table and stood up. "I'M SOLD. THIS IS DONE," she announced, nearly shouting her call.
"Irelia! We're in Akali's restaurant! You can't just shout out like that," Riven scolded, pulling her lover back to the ground.
"Do not fret, Riven. I have already told you that I have asked my disciple to utilize her restaurant to attend to the imbalance you two have. She has set up this room to be soundproof from the inside, and with barriers to restrict damage should I be too late in stopping your argument from becoming physical," Shen assured. "We wouldn't want two champions destroying Ionian property and angering the Fist of Shadow from a lover's quarrel now, would we?"
Both Irelia and Riven blushed, looking to each other and laughing nervously. Irelia rubbed her left arm while Riven scratched the back of her head in awkwardness.
"Now that this is settled, I must take my leave, as I am still technically employed to assist the Fist of Shadow with the other patrons to her restaurant. I did tell her I would assist today," Shen concluded, before standing up and placing his cup to the cart he brought in. "I have requested the room be serviced under my payment, and for the time limit normally applied to be lifted for this evening. You two are free to enjoy your meal and your night."
Irelia looked to the tall stature of the ninja before her thoughts reeled about her conditions with the wager. She quickly stood to her feet and reached out to stop the ninja from leaving. "Shen, wait! I still need your help with something!"
The Eye of Twilight turned to the captain with a curious gaze, his eyebrow raised. "Would you like me to bring you your meals? Or maybe some more comfortable seating?" he asked. Irelia fervently shook her head as she held the arm of the ninja.
"No, no. it's just that there is something important that I don't feel right leaving unattended, and I need your…gender, to validate it," she answered. At this, Riven raised an eyebrow to her lover's statement.
"You need his gender? Why would-" she abruptly ceased her words when she recalled what she was implying.
"Is there a problem?" Shen asked.
"…that depends entirely on your perspective," Riven answered, her lips curling into a smile as she stood to her feet and stood besides the captain. "And if Irelia is implying the final part of her wager to be settled now."
"Final part?"
"Yes…it's a little unorthodox for someone like you, but if you are able to prove yourself valid on all other regards to our wager, you wouldn't have issue proving this last point, would you?" Irelia asked. Shen looked between the two, his gaze growing warier as they eyed him. "Better yet, we could confirm something else under your permission."
"And that would be…?" he asked cautiously. Riven and Irelia looked to each other once more, their minds made up at the plan they subconsciously made before smiling deviously and nodding. Riven bit down on her bottom lip as she felt herself well with anticipation, while Irelia licked her lips.
"How well you perform…in bed," they said simultaneously. It was the first time this evening that Shen widened his eyes in surprise.
"…You want me to attest my prowess in sexual intimacy?" Shen asked with a deadpanned tone. Both nodded. "You of all people should know my position on this, captain."
"But Shen! You're not getting in any relationship! We're just confirming one last thing before we leave this whole thing alone and behind us. And I promise it will be satisfying for you," Irelia pleaded. The ninja eyed the captain with both astonishment and interest, her insistence to his involvement in what he could expect sex being completely new to him. He looked to Riven for assurance, seeing her expression just as excited if not more than her lover's, and sighed. It had been quite some time since he was able to scratch his itch for intimacy, his last romantic activity being with the Fist of Shadow when she was becoming of age and was overly distracted by the Kinkou head's body than his techniques during training. Needless to say, he was rusty, but like all aspects of his skills, he knew how to perform in the manner adequate to satisfy himself and those he was with, and was prepared for anything.
Resolving himself to the request of the captain, and by extension the Exile, Shen sighed in defeat before looking to them both with a conceded expression. "…I am still considered your waiter for the evening, so I am here to service you anyway I can," he resigned. Riven and Irelia made a small cheer as they succeeded in convincing Shen to stay. They two grabbed his arms respectively before pulling him down to get comfortable. He sat between the two fighters and saw their gazes of excitement. "What is it you wish of me first?"
"Well for one, you need to relax. The stoic ninja bound to order and balance can be a turn off sometimes," Riven teased. Shen looked to her with a raised eyebrow. "Secondly, we're not rushing into the whole thing. We need to evaluate your abilities from start to finish."
"And how would we start?" Shen asked. He felt two gentle hands cup his cheeks and turn him to the other side to face Irelia, whose position was far closer than he could correctly respond to.
"Simply put, Shen…" she cooed, before closing the gap between her mouth and his, her soft lips locking to the ninja's and silencing any verbal protest he could have made. Shen instinctively met her with equal passion, which stunned the dancer midway in the kiss as he took the initiative to deepen the lock. Soon Irelia found herself slightly overwhelmed at the surprising pleasure the simple kiss would bring her, Shen having elicited her to open her mouth slightly and permit entrance of his tongue, where the delicate yet practiced motions of his tongue would leave her wanting.
Why…how is he such a good kisser…?! She internally fathomed, having been experienced in kissing though the countless make out sessions with Riven, but being completely unprepared for the skill of the Kinkou ninja and unable to comprehend what to make of it.
Riven watched in awe as the normally forward and daring captain she loved was overcome with submission as the ninja increased his fervor to the kiss. In the silence of her observation, she felt the stabbing tinge of jealousy for watching her lover kiss the ninja, but she found the envy initially directed at Irelia instead of Shen. She wondered how his lips felt, how his technique was in terms of his lips moving and his tongue mingling with hers. Justifying the dreamy eyes and relaxed posture of the Blade Dancer, she could only assume it to be something akin to divine.
Shen broke away from the captain's lips slowly, slightly amused as she leaned forward to try and capture him once more but meeting the air between them. "Is that satisfactory?" he said in a soothing tone, one that sent a shiver through both Irelia and Riven. He turned to face the Exile and nodded. "Would you like the same?"
Riven nodded slowly, before she was pulled in hastily to meet Shen's lips. She moaned lightly as his aggressive advance left her in a haze. She had expected somewhat of a talented lip lock but was stunned beyond capable response to the expertise Shen displayed with her. She had not noticed his tongue wrestle for dominance over hers until she felt his fingers cup her cheek and chin, and her tongue being rolled over repeatedly. Each second that they were kissing was like a cloud to her thoughts, pleasing and soft to feel but overwhelming to the rest of her mind.
It was Irelia's turn this time to watch as her lover was stolen in a kiss right before her. The Blade Dancer observed with almost hawk like analysis at the mingling of their tongues as their lips seemed to break and connect repeatedly. She could feel her body well with anticipation, the sounds of their lips smacking each other's and the soft moans of the Exile filling her ears with a sound as mesmerizing to her as rain. She breathed huskily, before feeling heat pool inside her body and her clothes slowly growing tighter and tighter. Somewhere in her mind was the image of those lips meeting her skin, and what surprised and scared her was that the person they belonged to seemed to switch between Riven and Shen like a flickering light.
Truth be told, Shen was fully aware and prepared for the two in terms of pleasing. While he was no expert on relationships or some Casanova willing and able to satisfy every woman he met, he could easily study the behaviors and qualities of those he knew and observed, able to adapt himself to prevail in almost every situation. In the case of the Blade Dancer, he knew that the years of being with Riven meant that she was conditioned to gentle and caring notions. She likely enjoyed the sweet and compassionate touch that would otherwise be her more aggressive and direct approach. Understanding that, he could deduce that Riven was the exact opposite. While hardened and built for battle considering her lifestyle and past, she could possibly fold to the more assertive advance of those she deemed suitable. She was in no manner weaker than anyone, and could easily overpower him in terms of raw strength coupled with endurance, but her personality spoke of one willing to be submissive. He was pleasantly surprised that his deductions were accurate for both of them, and immediately found a plan to approach them both.
Shen released Riven from his lips, gazing caringly into her crimson eyes and smiling warmly as she breathed out a desperate gasp. "Wh-where did…" Riven asked, her voice airy as she recovered slowly.
"I have told you, I am prepared and skilled for all aspects," Shen answered calmly. "Would you like me to proceed, or would you prefer to be the director?"
Something in the request from the ninja sparked a fire within both women, and without a moment of hesitation, Shen found himself tackled by both to the tatami mat below him. He felt their hands roam greedily across his body and their lips land hungrily on the bare skin of his neck and face. Riven's right hand was clawing into his black waiter gi, snaking her fingers under the fabric and relishing the toned smooth feel of his muscles underneath. Her lips peppered and trailed on his neck leading down his collar bone her tongue slipping out so often to taste the ninja's skin. Irelia was back on his lips, this time taking the initiative and ravenously kissing the Eye of Twilight, her tongue stuffing his mouth once again as she sought to reach that minor high he gave before.
While stunned at first at the sudden advance from both women, Shen conceded to their non-verbal demand and provided himself to the two, returning Irelia's greedy kiss while trailing his right hand along the side of Riven's dress. He felt her hands sneak under his shirt before the buttons slowly came undone. Soon his black shirt was thrown open and his body exposed to the eyes of the Exile. As if on cue, Irelia broke from her kissing to observe what Riven revealed.
Shen could easily tell that both women were attracted immensely to the hardened and toned torso he had, if their awed expressions had anything to do with it. Their hands traced along the curves and contours of his abs and chest like they were drawing a picture. He was never one to gloat or pride himself at his build, since it came naturally with his status as a champion and his position of the enforcer of natural balance, but the gloss of intrigue he could see over their eyes sparked a fulsome feeling within him.
"Riv…what's your number on this…?" Irelia called absentmindedly.
"About a nine," Riven replied, not taking her eyes off the body of the Kinkou leader.
"I'd say nine and a half," she returned.
"Is it the scars?"
"You know it's the scars."
"You two look stunning as well," Shen joked. "but I doubt that my body was the primary objective you were aiming for, correct?"
Something about the tone of the ninja sparked something strong in the women, the sound of his seldom present pride dripping lightly on his tongue made them realize what was occurring and switch to a state of dominance. Both sent their gazes to the Kinkou ninja's face and made smirks.
"Is that an iota of pride? From the Eye of Twilight?" Riven stated mockingly. "Someone is awfully confident in their abilities."
"More like someone is underestimating our abilities," Irelia added, sitting up straight to overlook the ninja triumphantly. She threw her leg over to his opposite side, straddling his legs. "You may very well be the Eye of Twilight, Shen, but you forget who your giving yourself to a little too easily."
"Think nothing of it, Blade Dancer. I am simply stating the truth. And aren't you doing the underestimating here?" Shen retorted with a challenging glare. Irelia smirked mischievously at the ninja.
"Then how about we all play a little game?" she suggested, her finger tracing circle on his stomach and down to his navel. "A small gamble to see who is rightfully capable."
Riven eyed her lover with interest, knowing from experience any gamble she is willing to make during intimacy always turned out well for both of them. It was probably one of the driving factors of their sex life, and why she was able to easily spice things up every so often.
"Care to elaborate?" Shen asked, raising an eyebrow to the two.
"Simple. Whomever reaches their climax before the other dictates the activities the loser will do for the evening," Riven offered. "And since you seem so capable, it will be us two against you."
"So I have to give you two an orgasm respectively prior to my own?" he asked. When both nodded, he smirked widely. "Sounds simple enough."
"Oh? Confident in victory? You're becoming more and more of a golden egg by the second, Shen," Irelia stated. "Not only aesthetically pleasing, but confident in his skills to please. A man after my own heart."
Shen raised an eyebrow, his smirk falling into a deadpanned look at the implication Irelia gave. She rolled her eyes as she realized he might have taken that differently. "I don't mean literally, Shen. Like I said, I'm not looking to put you in a relationship. Especially when I already have one."
"I advise avoiding statements that could be miscommunicated then," he replied. He attempted to sit up and make the first move, but both women gently pushed him back to the floor by his chest. He couldn't shake the confused look he sent to them.
"Oh no. I know you want to win this quickly, but we are already comfortable where we are," Irelia cooed. "Makes sense that we'd get started first since you seem so comfortable lying there."
It was then that he realized what she was pointing to. "Setting up the advantage by taking the initiative? And locking in the advance by positioning yourselves accordingly. Clever," Shen mused.
"And who is underestimating who?" Irelia challenged. "But enough pillow talk. Let's see if the Eye of Twilight is as prepared and skilled as he claims he is." With that she moved her hands down to the rim of his trousers and tugged the rim enticingly. Shen merely observed as they attempted to tease him with suggestive moves, awaiting their reaction.
Riven and Irelia pulled the ninja's trousers down completely and exposed his genitals. What they had expected was an above average piece that would no doubt please them enough but could be managed effectively. What they came across was something that literally crushed their expectations. Underneath the ninja's garbs was possibly the largest and thickest penis they had seen collectively. They couldn't restrain their eyes of utter horror as such a monstrosity was literally sleeping on the ninja. It was at minimum seven inches in length, and potentially matched their forearms in girth.
"W-what is that?" Riven stuttered, afraid that the massive tool would jump and attack her at the slightest provocation.
"My penis," Shen deadpanned.
"No shit, sherlock. I mean why is it so fucking massive?!" Riven exclaimed, finally willing herself to grip the genitalia with one hand and finding it heavier than expected. "Are you part horse or something?"
"Please refrain from swearing. And no, I am fully human. My bone structure, organs and physical for is that of a human being," he answered matter-of-factly. Both women threw him a blank gaze.
"Hard to tell, Shen. I don't even think this is healthy to have…" Irelia said with concern in her tone. It wasn't like she was unaware of people having gifted bodies, and this was far from her first experience with the opposite sex, but something felt bizarre about the unnatural size from the ninja. "Doesn't it get hard to use the bathroom?"
Shen merely cocked an eyebrow. "If this is going to be an evening about discussing my genitalia, I wish to get back to servicing other patrons," Shen deadpanned.
"Is it even hard?" Riven unintentionally asked out loud.
"No. I have trained myself to restrict arousal from occurring and hindering my abilities during combat." Shen answered. Riven could only look at him in awe.
"Then let's… get it going…" Irelia stated before wrapping one hand around the shaft, only to find it too thick for just one of her hands. Stunned momentarily, she used her other hand to completely wrap the organ before stroking it slowly. For a few seconds it showed no change to its size, so Irelia picked up the pace of her rubbing, anxiousness at what the already massive cock could be when at full mast. Her increased movement bore fruit seconds later when she felt the shaft slowly harden and swell within her fingers. She pressed on harder, wanting to see what the true size of his member was when fully erect and somewhat excited to experience the Eye of Twilight's sexual potential.
Shen felt the blood of his body flow to the long sleeping organ between his legs, his focus beginning to wane as the pleasure of intimacy was slowly returning to him. He was at a loss, however, as he had never experienced the bliss of someone's gentle hands to arouse him. Soon he felt himself fall victim to what was his first quiet moan in what he could count as years, as his member finally reached a state fully engorged.
Riven and Irelia were literally dumbfounded that the member actually grew bigger, its previous eight inches of thickness now a stunning nine and a half. Irelia returned to slow strokes just to observe the phenomenon that was within her grasp.
"Gods…it's massive," Riven breathed, reaching her own hand to the head and caressing the tip with her fingers. "it's almost scary. How did you live with this thing attached to you?"
"As any sane male would," Shen answered plainly. His breathing hitched as he felt something small and slick run up the side of his shaft. Riven paused at the reaction, before looking to his erection to see Irelia taking the initiative once more and running her tongue up the side of his member for a small taste.
"It tastes…funny. Not bad or good, but…interesting," Irelia stated plainly. Riven was not surprised at the fact that her lover just licked the side of a male's dick without warning, but how she described the taste of it. She looked at the head with a curious eye before taking her own experimental lick of the tip. True to the words of the captain, Riven couldn't describe the taste of the genitalia directly, but had the feeling that it wasn't completely bad. Unlike her lover, however, Riven went back for another taste, this time more intimately. Irelia followed suit of the Exile, making feather light licks along the shaft as she managed the tip.
Shen sighed as the silent itch he had was quelled by the two women at his legs. He could only allow them to do as they pleased, having agreed to satisfy their curiosity and observing as they worked his shaft with their hands and mouths. Justifying their expressions, they were both as curious as they were excited, their mouths and tongues moving on his cock fervently. From his standpoint, he was conflicted. He should be more adamant about restricting his pleasure since the two wished for him to cooperate to satisfy their wager, but he wound up diving into their own game and succumbing to their desires, now lying on the floor with Irelia and Riven lapping away at his pole.
Irelia and Riven decided to switch between their positions on Shen's shaft, the captain moving to encase his head in her lips while Riven went to his base and shaft. The switch was sudden enough that the ninja was forced to exhale an almost unheard sigh to ease himself from the sexual tension. Unfortunate for him, both battle hardened fighters heard his moment of weakness and looked to him with hungry eyes, smirks stretching on their lips as they finally caught the Eye of Twilight enjoying himself.
"Having fun, Shen? You have two beautiful women pleasing your cock with their mouths, after all," Riven cooed, playing with dirty talk to drive the ninja into the sexual deviancy he was trained to suppress.
"I don't suppose underneath all the seriousness and honor, the Eye of Twilight can, dare I say, FEEL?" Irelia joked. Shen rolled his eyes while Riven made an overly exaggerated gasp, covering her mouth with her free hand.
"Inconceivable! Shen is a brick wall! More cold and bland than a block of two by four!" Riven returned, making both of them giggle.
"Ha. Ha." Shen deadpanned. "I fail to see the amusement in my general personality, Irelia."
"That's because you don't see 'Fun', Shen. Loosen up, live a little. It's not like we're going to drown you in debauchery, so enjoy yourself," Riven replied. "…unless that's what you want."
"Do you truly wish to see me succumb to the pleasures of this?" Shen asked. Both women nodded expectantly, earning a sigh from the ninja. "Then allow me to stand for a moment to prepare myself."
The two released their grips on his erection and allowed him to move freely. Shen stood to his feet before unbuttoning his black gi and neatly folding it, resting the black shirt he wore as a temporary waiter on the table beside them. His pants fully fell to the floor, leaving his plain navy blue boxers on his thighs. Shen closed his eyes for a second, before his body visually relaxed. Opening them, Riven and Irelia saw his eyes a normal hue, the usually glowing blue replaced with a calm dark brown. It was as if the ninja had actually descended from his heightened power to a normal person.
Riven and Irelia whistled as they drank the well sculpted form of the ninja's upper body and cool looking demeanor in with their eyes. For one reason or another, the current look of the ninja was much more attractive than the norm, and both fighters were anxious to see what this apparent attitude of the ninja was like.
"You're staring," Shen deadpanned as he knelt back to the floor before them. Both women blinked before looking to each other and smirking.
"This is new, Shen. Didn't know you could be…normal looking," Irelia commented. "Kind of hot to be honest."
"You wished of me to match, so I did. This is how I am without the empowerment of the spirits," Shen answered.
"Correction, Shen: asked for you to enjoy yourself. Which, by the way…" Riven explained, before turning to the Blade Dancer. "So going to be the first one to make him moan."
Irelia scoffed at the white-haired warrior. "Like hells! I got this one!"
"How? Haven't you been with like, two guys in your life?" Riven taunted with a triumphant grin. "I've dealt with more guys in bed than you have. Or did you forget you're two years younger than me, kiddy?"
"Okay grandma, no need to tell us how you took the team one night after some shots," Irelia chided.
"Are you two still arguing over something so trivial?" Shen said appalled. The two smiled at him.
"Nah, its how we normally act. Makes the relationship fun to annoy each other," Riven answered.
"But I am serious about getting him to moan first," Irelia commented.
"Oh, you are so on!"
"…What have I agreed to?" Shen mumbled in defeat, earning sultry giggles from the two women.
"To get the best ride of your life, Shen~" they said simultaneously, resting their hands to his shoulders and pushing him onto his back. The two leaned in to his waist, greeting his standing member once again before diving back into savor. The two of them alternated their tongues and lips along the sides of his member. Light breaths and moans peppered his skin as they moved, and their gaze switched between their target at their mouths and the expression of the ninja.
Shen, who would normally hold a stoic expression and calm demeanor even in the most distressing moments, felt himself falter mentally. While his body could be attuned to merge with the spiritual essence he retains as the Eye of Twilight, his physical form was still that of a human male, and when he reverts the merge as he just did, his senses physically heighten. The stimulation of the two women currently ravishing his erection with their mouths was far greater than he remembered it being, and each slide of their moist tongues made his body shiver.
"Hmmm…" Irelia cooed. "Even like this, you're a lot more persistent. This might be fun." To that statement, Irelia removed herself from the side of his shaft and allowed the Noxian fighter beside her to take over his erection. Riven wasted little time engulfing the shaft into her mouth and lowering herself to taste more of his member. Her tongue ran circles around his head every time she was leveled with it, and her mouth attempted to drain the life out of the ninja when she met the half of his length. Irelia lowered her head down to his scrotum before running a greedy flick of her tongue on the swollen sack, before wrapping his hefty sack in her lips and sucking the flesh into her mouth for her tongue to assault more easily.
Shen had not expected his scrotum to be used for stimulation and was unprepared for the bolt of sensation to erupt from his legs through him. His breathing hitched, not unnoticed by either women as they looked greedily at his steadily wavering facial expression. They continued to tease the ninja's sexual organs, enjoying the responses thoroughly.
Riven moved away from his shaft first, licking her lips as her hand resumed stroking his length and keeping him on edge. "I am curious, Shen, as how good your kissing and talking can do elsewhere," she suggested. Shen raised an eyebrow to her, watching as she stood from her spot on his right and began undressing. The exile untied the knot binding her sash together and let her weapon fall to the tatami mat. Reaching behind her back, she grabbed the small zipper that was hidden under the sash and pulled it down, letting her white dress slack on her body before falling and pooling to her feet. What was left was a toned and stocked body with several exposed scars painting the darker complexion of her skin, along with the tightly wrapped bandages that covered her bust and a pair of white lacy underwear. Her bare midriff held all the work and toil of her years as a champion and a commander, the smooth contour of her skin becoming curved as they met her abdomen, revealing a gentle six pack. Riven's waist, while not as infamous as some of the more voluptuous females Shen has met, held a curve of thickness that seemed to give her body an hourglass appeal without the heavy emphasis. It was no wonder that the youthful and more lecherous males of the institute enjoyed her appearance physically, as Shen's eyes seemed glued to her hips and chest.
Riven smirked as she caught the ninja without guilt ogling her body. "I think he likes what he sees, babe," she purred, putting more of a lean to her hips that seemed to accentuate her body. "I think I won this round of who looks sexier."
Irelia removed herself from the ninja's scrotum to blow a raspberry at the white-haired fighter. "Like hells you did, we haven't even made the comparison yet!" she protested.
"Oh? Then do you want to take care of that story now?" Riven challenged. Irelia smiled before she too stood from the lower half of the Eye of Twilight and began to undress as well. Her outfit as one of the members to the Order of the Lotus, while designed for formal and combat use, was also light enough to be a casual appearance otherwise. The Blade Dancer reached behind her back with one arm, unclasping the clip that locked the gold armored top part of her top, the piece falling forward and dropping to the floor. Pulling down her pants and kicking them to the side, she was now at level with the exile, her more modest bust exposed in comparison to the bandaged chest of her lover. Shen would have found interest in her breasts if it hadn't been for the one fact everyone he knew or interacted with was aware of whole heartedly.
It was the massive ass that seemed to fall out from Irelia's pants.
If Riven's figure was an hourglass, Irelia was a pear in comparison. While she lacked the fuller size in her chest to Riven, her lower body more than made up for it. The black laced underwear she had only added to the near sinful sight. Shen lightly gulped as his body heated up more to the deeper curve that the Blade Dancer was infamous for, his memories of duels against her in an equally infamous ice themed outfit resurfacing to stoke the flame of his long dormant arousal.
"Okay, Shen. Which one of us is more attractive?" Irelia asked, fully aware of his eyes boring holes into her full waist and smirking all the while he was entranced by it.
"Hard for him to decide with your ass everywhere, Irelia," Riven teased before walking over to the upper body of the ninja. Irelia stuck her tongue out once more in reply. "I think I can help him if I give him a more…hands on analysis?"
Shen hadn't noticed the exile's suggestion or words until the shadow of her looming figure above him made his eyes dart to the source, watching as the caramel tanned skin of her legs bend and her white underwear approach his eyes. Before he could react accordingly, he was bombarded with the scent and feel of the exile's plump rear and valley as she sat on his face, her legs on both sides of his head.
"And sitting on his face is going to help him judge?" Irelia said pointedly. "At least my ass is willing to let him breathe."
"You're awfully talkative today, babe. Don't you have a point to prove?" Riven retorted, earning a raised brow from her lover. In the cusp of their bickering, Shen was in instinctive hell, his mind and body for the first time in a long time torn asunder by the wave of stimulation and urges that befell him. The thick yet soft and alluring scent that seemed to overtake his oxygen from the core of the Exile spurring him to react in some manner to which his mouth and tongue obliged to taste what stole his air away. Shen with some minor difficulty, opened his mouth and began lapping away at the mound of the Exile, tasting the fabric of her panties leisurely.
Riven's eyes widened at the sudden prod of the ninja's tongue on her lower lips. Her eyes fluttered slightly before her breathing audibly hitched, a sultry smile spreading on her lips. "I think I'm going to…mmm…enjoy my spot here, especially…nngh-if he's this enthusiastic about it," she purred, biting the bottom of her lip.
"Whoa now, that's not fair. I wanted first dibs," Irelia protested, watching her lover's expression flip through varying surprise and bliss. She peered down to Shen where his face and Riven's body met, barely seeing her white panties shift and fold as his jaw seemed to flex and his lips move. She could only imagine what her lover was experiencing, both envious and anxious to her current position.
"F-first come…first serve…" Riven moaned. She could feel the Kinkou leader grow antsy with his tongue against her snatch. Giving in to his desire for more, Riven raised herself slightly to move her panties to the side and press her bare snatch to his mouth. To her delight, the ninja wasted little time to delve into her pussy with his tongue and lips, devouring her lower lips and burying his slick muscle as deep as possible into her walls. "F-fuck…his tongue...i-is longer than y-yours!"
Irelia growled as she heard the exile praise someone other than herself on tongue play. She had no clue whether it was because Riven was actually enjoying it more, or if it was because she was left out. Peering back to the ninja, she saw his member still standing at attention, pulsing like a heartbeat and awaiting any attention it would receive. Having little patience for being alone and halfway aroused, Irelia sat up and straddled the waist of the ninja.
"If you're taking his head, I am taking this," she announced, grabbing hold of the massive erection and stroking it. She remembered that the tool the Eye of Twilight possessed was far larger than she had ever experienced, and that experience only went to the few years prior to meeting Riven where she had her true first time. Anxiousness welled within her as the idea of something this size potentially ripping her in half, but she swallowed it immediately after hearing a loud squeal from her lover.
Irelia, with renewed determination, slid her black panties to the side and aligned her lower lips to the head of the erection, slowly lowering herself to allow it entrance. As the tip pierced her core, a strong shiver of both pleasure and shock erupted from her, and as she continued to lower past each inch, more and more began to overtake her body. Reaching halfway down his shaft, she could feel her insides stretch painfully and biting down on her lip to restrain the searing ache, she dropped down to fully sheath his length inside her.
"O-ohh…gods he's…a lot bigger on the inside…" Irelia breathed, tilting her head back as her eyes fanned from the surplus of euphoria. The years of cunnilingus and harsh fingering shared between her and Riven almost melted to memory, as the feeling of fullness overtook her thoughts. Even the few times where the two of them brandished strap on phalluses seemed insignificant, the sweltering heat and throbbing of the organ buried within her pussy opening the doors of reality to her. There was very little that could match this sensation to her now, and with nothing else to think about, she let her body move for her to draw out whatever pleasure she could, her body raising slightly and lowering to stimulate more pleasure.
Riven saw her lover fully impale herself on the male's cock and felt her jealousy begin to rise. While the ninja was no doubt skilled with his tongue, to which Riven had little preparation for the second counted orgasm he gave her, there was still the fact that her lover of five years going was now penetrated by his shaft. She bit down on her lip as she watched Irelia ride the ninja with steady movement, her body heating as seeing the bliss radiate within Irelia's expression from a third person perspective aroused her further. Somewhere in her thoughts, she pictured herself atop the rod, grinding and bouncing as unrestricted sexual bliss overwhelmed her.
Riven's thoughts were broken as she felt something significantly more solid and thick slip into her folds from below, forcing her to yelp in shock. Peering down, she saw the ninja had moved his hands from his sides to her thighs, one snaking itself between her legs and slipping into her cunt. She moaned out as the digit slowly inched back and forth into her core, her head tilting back as the sensation of Shen's finger and tongue shattered her ability to think rationally.
The two women were so overwhelmed with the burst of stimulations that neither even figured Shen's condition. While he was no where in terms of sexual skill or prowess since his duties restricted such pleasures, he made do with what knowledge as a doctor he had. Using his hips to thrust into the Blade Dancer, punching her cervix with precise movement, and stimulating the spot within the Exile to increase her pleasure as well Shen multitasked the two fighters on him easily. Of course, his own body felt the coursing euphoria of their organs, but he had accepted their request with the intent to please them, not the other way around.
The two women eventually became a cacophony of moans and heated breathing, their movement atop the ninja accelerating as the feel of the opposite sex return to them full force. Riven felt her lips and tongue dry from the excessive mewling, and grabbed the shoulders of the woman before her and pulled Irelia into a sloppy kiss, being welcomed with equal fervor and mishap. Their tongues rolled violently around each other, neither vying for dominance, but to sate the urge for their own lips to move and their tongues to taste something. Irelia, by instinct and experience, raised her right hand to the breast of the white haired Noxian before her, slipping her fingers under the bandages and tugging her nipple. Riven returned the gesture by slipping her right hand behind the teal haired Ionian and smacking her ass cheek hard enough to be audibly painful. They continued to molest one another while their tongues danced wildly, and before long their respective orgasms rolled from within them. Both screamed into the other's mouths as their pussies quivered below them and released small pools of their climax onto Shen's crotch and legs and slipping into his mouth.
The ninja felt their bodies lighten atop him and calmed his fingers and thrusts to allow them rest. The two women panted as they pulled away from their kiss, a string of saliva falling from their lips and their eyes hazy with lust and excitement.
"Th-that was…hah…" Riven spoke first. Irelia could only nod in agreement at the inaudible critique of what was the first orgasm from someone and something else than each other in a while. "I…I don't even…hah...know how many…many times I came."
"Me…Me neither…but I wanna try that out…" Irelia replied pointing to the act of Shen's cunnilingus on the Exile. Riven merely shook her head in reply, before tackling the captain to the mat below and removing her from Shen's erection.
"Like hells…I'm gonna let someone take my favorite flavor from me…" Riven announced before lowering her body to Irelia's and capturing her lips once more. She began peppering kisses on Irelia's body from her lips to her jaw to her neck and collar. She eventually met her navel and her stained black lace panties. "You even got my favorite wrapper."
"Let's just say, if we didn't find some guy, I would have gotten you tonight anyway," Irelia stated.
"Win-win, then," Riven concluded as she pulled the black panties off and parted Irelia's legs, greeting her mild patch of hair above her cunt with glee and diving in greedily and lapping away at the remnants of her orgasm from moments prior. Irelia made a husky breath as the familiar and all too welcomed sensation of Riven's lips and tongue assaulted her core. She bit down on her lips as she felt the white haired Noxian lick and prod at her love bud as she always did. She had looked at her body from above, seeing the sexy smooth tanned complexion reach down to her stuck-out ass. She saw Shen recovering from his work, eyeing the alluring sight of Riven devouring her cunt and having her rear beckon him subliminally. Irelia bit down on her lip before gesturing for Shen to do what he wanted wordlessly.
The ninja got her implication immediately and moved to kneel behind the rear of the Exile. Stroking himself to retain his own arousal, he cupped the smooth ass cheek of the Exile, earning a somewhat surprised mewl from her. Riven attempted to see who or what just grabbed her ass, but her head was locked by the legs of the captain, and upon looking to her, saw her with a lusty expression, her bottom lip caught between her teeth.
"Fuck her senseless, Shen," she ordered plainly. Without argument or hesitation, Shen impaled himself into her dripping pussy. Riven moaned aloud as the spike of such a massive tool filled her completely. Even though she was far from unfamiliar with sex with the opposite sex, having a few flings and moments with Noxians years prior, she could easily say that the girth and length was far greater than she had ever experienced. It was almost too much to bear, and Riven was far to sensitive from before to withstand yet another orgasm from hitting her hard.
"Did I ever tell you, babe, that you have the sluttiest and sexiest expression when you cum?" Irelia announced. "I love it when your eyes roll back slightly, and that delicious tongue of yours lolls out your mouth when you're fucked into a puddle."
Something about the dirty words from the Blade Dancer at that moment spurred the Exile to throw her hips back into Shen while her mouth resumed its work on her core albeit more frantic and haphazardly than before. Irelia moaned as she felt Riven resume eating her pussy. She raised her hand to fondle her own breast, tweaking her nipple as arousal rampaged through her. Her free hand curled into the free flowing and partially disheveled white locks until they coiled behind her head.
"Gods that look you have…is so fucking hot. Look at me, Riv…" Irelia moaned. Riven obliged to her order and gazed dreamily at her lover. "That's so…!"
Shen, who was behind the Exile meeting her pumps into his waist with his own thrusts, felt the dirty words of the captain strike him suddenly. He could feel himself lose ground to his own arousal, his sense of duty and discipline breaking way to his desire. He looked between the two fighters as Riven lapped away at Irelia's cunt, and then back to his disappearing and reappearing cock as it went in and out of the Exile. Both his hands were firmly placed to her rear for balance as he thrusted back and forth. His own breathing labored as he moved, and his body on autopilot as he delved into lust.
I might have provoked something I should not have. He thought as he slowly got attuned to the feel of Riven's velvety insides. It may prove difficult to retain myself from this sensation in the future.
Moments passed of Irelia's fervent moans and the sound of Shen slapping into the rear of the Noxian from behind before all three could feel themselves overcome with their respective peaks. Irelia responded in kind to wrapping her other hand previously stimulating her breast to the other side of Riven's head and pulling her deeper into her snatch. Riven snaked her hand to her love bud and began rubbing it to draw out her own climax. Shen pulled himself out of the Exile and began jerking himself, his groins flaring violently with the need to release every ounce of his long-slumbered lust. As the two women screamed out their orgasms, Shen groaned loudly as his dick throbbed madly and shot viscous ropes of steaming hot liquid through the air, far enough to hit Irelia's front and Riven's back.
The three remained still, their breathing the only thing audible within the small space they shared. Irelia wiped the drops of sweat that threatened to stain her eyes and moved the single strand of teal hair that obscured her vision partly. Riven fell to the floor completely with her rear still in the air, the now cooling liquid that pooled on her back falling to the mats below down her sides. Shen fell back onto his rear as he recovered his stamina, his dick halfway erect and still prepared to go.
"Now THAT…was something else…" Irelia announced. Both Riven and Shen nodded in agreement. "…Girl you know faking being tired don't work with me."
Riven laughed as she sat up. "I know…I was hoping we would call it just for now since we got this far." She replied. Shen sat dumbfounded at the seemingly unfazed women before him.
"This far? That was only one! And I haven't gotten my taste!" Irelia protested.
"But what about Shen?" the two looked to the ninja in question, seeing him await anything else they implied to occur.
"Well, I am going to admit, that was the best sex with and actual penis that I have ever had. So, I can whole heartedly agree that Shen is perfect," Irelia said. The words from the Blade Dancer struck a chord in Riven that made her feel somber. She looked down but was immediately pulled back up to face the captain. "But that only means that I want you more than anything else now, Riven."
"Why? You said it yourself. He's perfect. And I know I'm not. So why not go with the best?" Riven asked, looking away with sorrow.
"Did I once say I wanted the perfect guy? Or that if I find him I will leave you for him?" Irelia asked. Riven shook her head as she had no recollection of Irelia saying anything like that. "The fact that he exists means that there is little else in terms of good guys around, so I am sticking like glue to where I am and who I am with. And at this moment, if he is the perfect guy, you're the perfect girl."
"B-but-"
"And I'm not taking no for an answer, Riv," Irelia said with finality. Riven could only peer into Irelia's eyes to see the unwavering determination and affection she had originally fell in love with. Saying nothing else, Riven once again closed he gap between their lips lovingly, throwing her arms around Irelia's neck and embracing her with as much love as she could physically muster. Irelia, after a few seconds of her lips locked with Riven, broke away from the kiss and pressed her forehead to the Exile, smiling as she enjoyed moments like these more than anything.
"I love you, Irelia," Riven said plainly, like a chant to a ritual she performed like breathing.
"I love you more, Riven," Irelia returned with equal compassion in her tone.
Shen watched on as the lovers embraced each other, smiling warmly as he felt his merging with the spiritual essence return to him. He closed his eyes briefly and envisioned the future of the two before him. He was pleased to see them happily holding hands together, their lives passing them and their age present in the small wrinkles besides their eyes and within the gray strands of their hair. His sense for equilibrium finally evened itself, and he nodded once as he realized his purpose fulfilled.
The balance was restored between the two, and stronger than ever.
"What you dozing off for, Shen?" Irelia called, drawing Shen from his focused mind. "Don't think we're done with you yet."
"What is it that you would wish of me still? It is obvious your state of mind is calmed and your equilibrium is-"
"That's all fine and dandy, but I'm still horny," Irelia interjected. "That and I wanna try some stuff while I have the real thing." Shen raised an eyebrow at her words, perplexed to her plans.
"Come on, babe. Leave him alone. He did his job, no reason to keep him if he doesn't wanna be here," Riven reasoned.
"But what if I had something I wanted to see for the longest time? I feel like my balance would be off if I didn't take the chance when I had it," Irelia retorted.
"And that would be?" Riven asked. Irelia smirked before slipping her arms around the sides of the Noxian and pulling her to press against her chest. In one move she flipped the two of them so she would be on top, straddling the Exile. Riven yelped at the sudden shift of position.
"You said you enjoyed your frostbuns, right?" she asked, earning a perplexed and hesitant nod of agreement. "How would you feel if your 'frostbuns' was fucked in the frost buns?"
Neither Shen or Riven understood immediately what she meant, but after a second to recount her words more sensibly, both widened their eyes.
"You want him…to fuck your ass?" Riven proclaimed, enunciating the two words like they were a foreign language to her tongue. Irelia smirked with a bitten lip as she nodded. She peered back to the ninja sitting across from them and grabbed her rear by one side, spreading herself to the ninja's eye.
"If he's willing to indulge me a little bit longer~" she cooed sending a sultry look to Shen. He was stuck there without much to say, as his experience with sex had never went this far or into places this unorthodox. In his stable mind, he would question why the captain would find interest in this, or even argue the physical detriment doing something like this would entail in short and long-term conditions. But with the small bit of his spiritual level recovering, and his dick still well swollen and ready for more, he merely nodded and moved up with his dick in hand.
"Are you sure about this?" Riven asked more with concern than shock. Irelia looked back down to the Exile with a reassuring smile.
"Nope, but if I asked you, it would be a fiasco of whether it was safe or not. That and I'm curious what that one guy earlier was on about," Irelia answered. "Plus, I have my favorite cuddly teddy in my arms already, so Shen if you'd please?"
Shen obliged hesitantly as he aligned himself to her core, rubbing the head of his cock on her lips to coat it in her arousal as lubricant. The minor tickle of her hair above her crotch sent tingles to his body, but he ignored it for the moment. Satisfied with the level of lubrication, he redirected his head upward slightly, pointing it up to her pucker. He prodded her entrance for a second before pushing himself deeper, stretching her anus slowly as he fit more and more of his cock into her rear.
Irelia groaned as the bulbous head began to stretch and expand her pucker, the alien sensation being a little more than she thought. As the head slipped into her body she yelped, surprised at the bolt of pleasure that sent goosebumps through her. Inch after inch of his cock pierced further, and Irelia felt herself expand as she attempted to relax. Riven watched on as her lover's expression changed from surprised to pained. She wanted to argue for her to stop, but knew that Irelia was as stubborn as she was, and kept her silence.
Finally, Shen sheathed himself into her anus, slowly rocking himself back and forth to get her used to the feeling. Her voice was a chorus of strained groans at first, but they eventually melted into soft moans as both of them got used to the feeling.
"A-ahh…it…t-that actually…f-feels good…" Irelia moaned, beginning to push herself back into his thrusts. The ninja continued to pump away at her rectum, lightly grunting as the significantly tighter embrace of the captain's anus made it difficulty to move freely. He could not deny that the constriction was both a toil and a blessing to use, his member being pleasured with the highest level of tightness he had ever experienced, but it was like fitting a stop sign pole into a mouse hole.
Riven saw Irelia's expression melt into bliss from the few seconds of being bottomed out by the ninja, her inner desire rekindling from witnessing it all. She couldn't restrain herself from stuffing her fingers into her core. Something in watching her lover getting her fantasy fulfilled, or maybe just hearing the sweet moans that escaped her lips, fueled Riven endlessly. As her right hand teased and molded her core, her left went to her breast, tweaking the teat roughly as she enjoyed the show.
"This...is…a…strange…endeavor," Shen said between thrusts, groaning as the suction from the rectum of Irelia increased. He wasn't one hundred percent sure, but he believed she climaxed each time she both moaned loudly and clenched her anus. That happened a lot within the last few minutes. Four times counting.
"But it feels so good…! Don't stop!" Irelia cried. What was a hunch to something good turned into her new favorite thing, having her rectum relaxed fully and a hard dick plunging in and out of her from behind. She felt slightly ashamed that it wasn't Riven but wasn't overly complaining about it now that she came so many times.
Riven had enough of merely spectating Irelia getting rutted from behind and moved to change places with her by pulling her off Shen's dick suddenly and rolling her over. Irelia cried out in protest and surprise at the sudden shift but saw the needy glare of the white haired Noxian and knew what she had wanted.
"My turn," Riven announced. "And don't hold back."
Shen was so perplexed at the impromptu change that he couldn't make much argument or reaction to it. The only thing he could do logically was oblige to the desire of the white-haired fighter and sheathe himself into her anus like he did with Irelia. Positioning himself once more, this time behind the Exile, he rubbed his head against her core and used her excess arousal to lubricate himself. Satisfied, he pressed his head to her pucker, but was shocked when she slammed herself back into him faster than he could adjust to.
"G-gods it's been a while!" Riven moaned as she rocked back and forth with the swollen member inside her. Irelia looked to her lover with surprise so evident, she couldn't make a sentence to accurately describe it. Riven saw her stare, jaw dropped and dumbfounded at the surprising enjoyment and conditioning Riven portrayed about anal. "Nnff! If you…are wondering, it ain't my first time…nnngh…with this…had one guy way back…ahh…who wanted to try something…"
"And you liked it?!" Irelia exclaimed.
"Liked it? Why do you think I like your frostblade outfit so much?" Riven replied. "I still have my plugs!" Irelia didn't know if she should be disgusted at her lover's affixation to anal, shocked that she did it way earlier than she did, or mad that they hadn't done it earlier with all their antics. One thing is for certain, their toys back home were going new places after tonight.
Shen could tell the Exile was at least partially accustomed to anal sex, as she was significantly easier to penetrate and her insides seemed to welcome his size like a glove. While it was increasingly hard to do this with Irelia, Riven was much smoother to ream, and her reaction to his size seemed substantially more pleasured than the captains.
Riven was on cloud nine, as her right hand snaked back to her love bud and brutally rubbed it raw as her rectum was pounded. Between the sensations of her lower holes and her lover beneath her, she could feel the orgasm from her ass being fucked coming fast and strong. Her eyes rolled up into her head as she felt her thoughts go blank, the stimulation too much for her to bear anymore. She threw her arms around Irelia's neck and pulled her back into a sloppy kiss, breaking away as their tongues mingled for a short second.
"I want you to do this next time~" she whispered to the captain. Irelia could only nod in agreement as she witnessed her lover shiver and twitch to what looked like an earth shattering orgasm. She reconnected their lips to muffle the scream that erupted from her, removing her hand from her core simultaneously to allow her womanhood to release its coital bliss in streams behind her. Shen backed away from Riven's now squirting back half, watching the fluid erupt like a broke faucet onto the tatami mats and partially on his legs.
As Riven's orgasm receded, she sat up and turned to the ninja with a lust-drenched smile. She and Irelia exchanged knowing looks before once again tackling him to the floor and pressing themselves to his crotch. Shen was welcomed once more by the feeling of two tongues assaulting his shaft.
"Thank you for tonight, Shen~" Irelia cooed.
"Now it's your turn to cum," Riven added. The two of them resumed ravaging his dick in all possible manners to draw out what was his second orgasm of the night. Shen could only watch as they worshipped his cock with their mouths, Irelia returning to molest his ball sack and Riven stuffing her mouth with his length.
He groaned lowly as the same feeling of climax welled back within him once more, his hips bucking forward within seconds and his cock throbbing violently. He threw his head back as his orgasm erupted into the maw of the Exile, filling her mouth with searing seed and puffing her cheeks from the massive volume. As the remnants of his spunk left his dick, he looked back down to see the two kissing sloppily, his seed dribbling between their tongues alluringly and her expressions of contentment.
After liberally exchanging the ninja's seed between themselves, both women swallowed what they had and licked their lips, quite pleased at how sweet the fluid was on their tongues. Of course, both mentally decided that each other's was significantly better, but it was a good change of pace for them to try something new. They looked back to Shen and giggled as he finally looked drained of energy from their activities.
"Are…hah…Are you two…satisfied?" Shen asked, praying that they would finally be done and let him leave. While having sex with one, let alone two, gorgeous women was a long-forgotten blessing, he had never felt so exhausted. He wasn't entirely certain he could realign himself with his spirit until he performed his routine meditation, which wouldn't be until later in the evening back in his dojo.
"Hmmm…I don't know. Sweets, are you satisfied?" Riven asked the Blade Dancer. Irelia looked to the sky with feigned thought.
"With Shen? I am completely satisfied. I give him a one oh five score for not only keeping up with us this long but revealing something really kinky with my sexy bunny," Irelia replied. "But with you? I'm just anxious to get your ass back home. And I mean your ass, specifically."
"Well aren't you romantic," Riven deadpanned.
"Riv, romance is for the table at dinner. I'm looking to jump to the chapter where I get back in those underwear." Irelia retorted, smacking the rear of the ex-commander.
"Speaking of dinner, we did come here to eat. And I am also starving from all that," Riven announced. It was then that Shen's eyes darted open in panic as he realized what he had forgotten.
"OH NO. DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU." An angry yet familiar voice erupted from the doorway. All three looked to see a rather seething female ninja with a Kama in one hand and a butcher knife in the other. "I WAS JUST COMING TO CHECK ON MY TEMPORARY EMPLOYEE FOR WHY IT TOOK HIM DAMN NEAR AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GIVE YOU TWO SOME TEA. BUT COME TO FIND OUT, HE WAS PREOCCUPIED WITH HIS DICK IN TWO LADIES."
Shen darted upright to see the Fist of Shadow glaring daggers at him. "A-Akali. I assure you, this was not my intention," Shen reasoned.
"I BET IT WASN'T, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM SHOOTING YOUR LOAD INTO THEIR MOUTHS," Akali continued, while analyzing the room. "ALONG WITH GETTING IT ON MY MATS! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT THESE THINGS ARE HARD TO CLEAN!"
"Then allow me to clean it! If need be I will-"
"DAMN STRAIGHT YOU'RE CLEANING IT! YOU'RE CLEANING THAT, ALL THE DISHES FOR THE NIGHT, AND FIXING THIS DAMNED BARRIER YOU SET UP FOR SOME FIGHT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" Akali interjected.
"To be fair Akali, we did have a fight, and if Shen hadn't shown up, it would have probably gotten violent. You don't have to-"
"I don't recall asking you a damned thing, Riven," Akali retorted with a dangerous tone. She held coldness akin to Lissandra's ice which Riven to go silent immediately. "In fact, if you don't want to join the man in cleaning this place, I advise you grab your stuff and find yourselves to the door. You could also meet my Kama, if you want to. I have no qualms about cutting up more meat tonight."
Neither Irelia or Riven needed to be told twice as they grabbed their underwear and pulled them back on quickly before gathering their things and rushing to the sliding doors behind the ninja. Akali held her arms out to stop them abruptly before grabbing the small contain sitting on the tray Shen brought in that wasn't there before and handing it to Irelia.
"Come again!" she said in a sweet voice. "But don't do it again. Use the back exit to leave so you don't have half of Ionia's royalty leering at the goods," she added in a deadly voice. Both nodded furiously before darting past her with their meal and their clothes, leaving Akali with Shen. She closed the sliding door, before locking the panel to the wall, her eyes never leaving the Eye of Twilight.
Shen laughed nervously before looking away from her. "I, uh, can tell you are mad," he stated.
"I can tell you delinked yourself," Akali returned with an even tone.
"I did, under the request to enjoy myself with their intent," he answered. Akali hummed before looking down.
"How long until you link back?" she asked simply.
"I would need to get back to the dojo. If you will let me, I can head there now and-"
"Oh no. I have other plans for you right now." Akali announced. "I finally got you outside that shell for more than thirty seconds, I am having my fun while I can."
Shen gulped at the statement, watching her thin lips curl into a smile. "A-and what would that entail?"
Akali didn't answer directly, but the Kama that embedded itself between his legs and dangerously close to his crotch gave enough answer that she needed to say only one thing.
"Spread 'em."