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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO….that's the way the cookie crumbles…WAIT? COOKIE? GIMME DAT COOKIE!
Chapter 1
Naruto entered the academy. The moment he entered he could hear the whispers of his classmates saying things like "hey look, the dobe's on time" or "watch as he fails". Naruto ignored the "dobe" comments and sat down. The "dobe" was all just a mask, he realized that if he was smart the village would be even more hostile towards him. After a few minutes Iruka came in, told the students to shut up using his Giant Demonic Head no Justu and started the test.
The first portion was the written portion of the test. Naruto knew how to do all the questions but missed a few on purpose to keep up the dobe act. Right after that was the accuracy test. They were supposed to throw shuriken and kunai and hit eight vital points on the body. Naruto would have used the 3-pronged Hiraishin kunai, but he didn't want to attract attention to himself, so he just used the standard kunai he bought from one of the nicer people in the stores. Pretending it was a fluke, he hit all eight targets, dead on. "What the hell? There is no way you can do better that Sasuke-kun!" A certain pink haired banshee screeched.(A/N: if u don't know who this is then you need to read more Naruto manga) The last part of the test was the Bushin no Jutsu.
Naruto was actually nervous because he knew of his horrid chakra control due to Kurama the 9-tailed fox. As he went inside the Ninjutsu room he did the Bunshin no Jutsu…only to create a pathetic looking clone that promptly poofed away.
"YOU FAIL!" was all Naruto heard from Iruka. Mizuki, on the other hand, tried to help Naruto pass but was kept out.
After the exam Mizuki headed over to where Naruto was sitting on the swing by himself, watching all the newly made Genin show off their hitai-ate to their parents. Mizuki walked over to Naruto and said" I have a way to help you pass the Genin Exam….."
Iruka woke up to someone frantically pounding on his door. "Iruka! It's Naruto, he snapped and stole the Forbidden Scroll!"
"WHAT! I'll be right out"
As he left Mizuki gave a creepy laugh and did a victory dance in his head. Little did he know that Naruto was already onto his plans and took the scroll to help his arsenal of Jutsu.
"Alright…the first jutsu is…KAGE BUNSHIN? Ah geez…..this day just gets worse and worse…" a certain spiky blond haired kid said. "I'll just write these down to learn later on….."
After 2 hours Naruto had written down 3 jutsus. He had the Kage Bunshin, the Bunshin Daibakuha, and the Shiki Fuujin. Then, Iruka found him…
"Naruto…why? Why did you take the scroll?"
"Mizuki-sensei told me that if I learn a single jutsu from this scroll I could pass the exam!"
"Heheheheh….Iruka, Naruto….you two really are a bunch of idiots…" a certain traitor with a couple a giant ass shuriken said. "Naruto, Naruto, Naruto…..do you know why the villagers hate you?"
"Actually I do, I know about your plan to steal the scroll….."
"It's because-WAIT WHAT?" Mizuki screeched.
"Yep, I already know. It's because of the Kyuubi, who for the record didn't attack Konoha out of his free will."
"Yeah, right demon scum, I'll kill you and your precious Iruka-sensei RIGHT NOW!"
Naruto had other plans. He threw a tri pronged kunai at Mizuki's feet. Mizuki jumped and it landed behind him. "Did you really think a simple kunai could stop the likes of me, a chuunin?"
"Not just a kunai Mizuki….a certain kind of kunai" Naruto said as he reappeared behind Mizuki in a yellow flash, along with a kunai touching Mizuki's neck.
"H-h-how did you do that….?"
"Simple, a certain jutsu know as Hiraishin"
"Oh Shit" were Mizuki's last words as Naruto stabbed the kunai into Mizuki's neck, killing him.
"How-How did you learn the Hiraishin?"
"Sorry, but I can't tell you. And also, please keep this as you would keep an SS-ranked secret. Pleeease Iruka-sensei?"
"Okay Naruto. I'll do that for you. And Naruto…. Please come here and close your eyes."
Naruto did as he was told and went to Iruka . He closed his eyes and as he did so, he felt a cloth cover his forehead. "Can I open my eyes now?"
"Yes"
Naruto opened his eyes and saw that Iruka was missing his hitai-ate.
"Congratulations Naruto, you pass" Iruka said with a grin" after getting your team tomorrow, I'll even treat you to Ichiraku Ramen."
"Do you mean it? YAAAAYYYYY! RAMEN!" Naruto yelled as he tackled Iruka.
Next Day…
Naruto walked into class proudly wearing the hitai-ate Iruka gave him.
"Yes! Naruto-kun made it!" Hinata thought.
"Dobe, why are you here? You're just an imbecile" a duck-butt haired person told him. (A/N: guess who?)
"See the headband? I'm a Konoha ninja now!"
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO SASUKE LIKE THAT YOU EYESORE!" Sakura screamed.
"Like what you banshee?"
Everyone in the room immediately shut up. Everyone knew that Naruto had a crush on Sakura….what the hell's going on?
"Yeah you heard me, I called you a banshee. Now stop screaming at me before I kick your ass outta here you pink haired witch!" Naruto said with a ton of killer intent.
At that, Sakura promptly shut up and went back to fighting other fangirls over Sasuke.
"Okay, now for your team assignments." Iruka said.
Naruto zoned out until he heard
"Team 7- Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, led by Hatake Kakashi"
At this Naruto thought, "Kami must really hate me…."
"Team 8- Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, led by Yuhi Kurenai
"Team 9 will remain the same
"Team 10- Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, led by Sarutobi Asuma"
At this, a large cloud of smoke appeared, and out of it came the genin's new senseis. Well, except for one.
"Why is Kakashi not here yet!" Sakura shouted.
"Banshee, do the world a favor and shut the hell up." Naruto told her.
At this moment, 2 hours after everyone else had left, Kakashi arrived.
"hmm…..my first impression is…..your all a bunch of runts. Meet on the roof in 5" and with that, Kakashi vanished.
Team 7 headed up the stairs and onto the roof.
"Okay, tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dream for the future"
"Sensei, why don't you start first?"
" Okay, My name is Kakashi Hatake, I like things I won't tell you, and I dislike things I won't tell you, my hobbies are things you need not know, and my dream for the future…I'm saying nothing."
"all we learned was his name…"Team 7 thought.
"Okay, blondie, you first."
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like ramen, training, and Iruka-sensei, I dislike the 3 minutes it takes cup ramen to cook, people who look down on others based on power, Sasuke-teme, and the pink haired banshee Sakura. My hobbies are eating ramen, training and learning new jutsu, and my dream for the future…..is to become the next hokage so all the villagers will respect me!"
"Very good, Pinkie, your next"
"My name is Sakura Haruno, I like-(glances at Sasuke and blushes), I dislike Naruto-baka, my hobbies are-(glances at Sasuke and blushes even more), and my dream is (glances at Sasuke blushes even more than the last one)."
"…..so you like blushing, dislike Naruto, your hobbies are blushing, and your dream is to blush….okay…..
You with the duck butt hair, you're next!"
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like very little things, I dislike many other things, I don't have a hobby, and my AMBITION is to kill a certain individual."
"great….another stuck Uchiha avenger… WHY KAMI, WHY?"
"good for you. Now team 7, meet me tomorrow, training ground 7, at 7am, and don't eat breakfast 'cuz you'll puke."
And with that, Team 7 left.
The next day….
Naruto woke up at 5:30am. He knew that Kakashi would be late so he ate 2 cup ramen and drank 2 cups of milk. He sprinted to training ground 7 to meet the rest of his team and Kakashi.
7:00 AM
"Where is Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura asked.
"How the hell am I supposed to know? He just told us to be here at 7 am. And Sakura,"
"Yes?"
"Shut the fuck up"
Dejectedly Sakura sat down.
Naruto arrived and the team waited until 9am before Kakashi showed up.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura yelled.
"Ah, well I was walking over here when I had to save some fish from drowning. Now let's begin. All of you will try to get these bells from me. As you can see, there are two."
"Wait, but there's three of us!"
"That's the point, whoever doesn't get a bell will get tied to this pole and watch the others eat. If you all fail to get the bell, all three of you will be tied up as I eat all of your lunches."
"WHAT?"
"Okay, you all have 1 hour, BEGIN!" Everyone leaped away.
Naruto understood that in order to win, they all had to work together as a team, otherwise, how could three genin fresh out of the Academy beat a Jonin of Kakashi's caliber. He immediately jumped to Sakura's position and said "Sakura, before you start screaming, this is a test of teamwork. How could we genin beat a jounin?" after 5 minutes Naruto managed to get Sakura to understand that the test was about teamwork. Now to find Sasuke.
Sasuke, unfortunately for him, was stuck with only his head above the ground. This was the result of a Doton: Shinju Zanshu no Justu. Naruto and Sakura found him and by convincing him that the test was about teamwork, and Naruto promising that he would give the bell he might take to him/Sakura, Sasuke was freed from the jutsu. For some reason, Sakura didn't faint because she actually thought it through.
Kakashi was reading his Icha Icha novel when Naruto jumped out and threw a Hiraishin kunai at him. Kakashi's eyes widened and he thought "there's no way this kid could use sensei's jutsu…unless…." His thoughts were cut off when he felt the cold steel of a kunai against his throat. Naruto sliced the kunai and "Kakashi" went poof. The real Kakashi jumped out of a tree and pinned Naruto down, only to find that Naruto used the Kawarimi. Kakashi heard a buzzing sound and the next thing that happened was that he was missing his bells. Sakura and Sasuke each had a bell. (A/N: BTW The only one who saw Naruto use Hiraishin was Kakashi. The other two were….hiding beneath the ground and would only hear the signal.)
"Okay….you two got the bell. Naruto, that means you'll be tied up to the post while the others eat lunch. And you can't give any food to Naruto."
"fine. " Naruto said.
Naruto was tied to the post while Sasuke and Sakura ate lunch. While eating her lunch Sakura was pestering Sasuke about a date while she was taunting Naruto about not getting a lunch. At this moment, Kakashi showed up.
"Sakura, you show no respect for a fellow teammate and comrade, Sasuke same to you! Because of this YOU FAIL and you will all be sent back to the Academy!"
"but sensei-"Sakura tried to say
"No buts, you all failed to understand the meaning of teamwork."
"but we worked together to get the bells" whined Sakura
"Yes, you did that but you did not help your teammate. All I saw was Naruto doing all the work and you two coming up to take the credit for what he did."
"Sensei, this was my plan, I was to be a diversion so Sasuke and Sakura could get the bells. I've already failed the Graduation Exam many times so I could care less if I pass or not, just pass those two and I'll go back." Naruto said.
"You know what, just because of Naruto's words about his plan, I will pass you guys, but let this be a lesson about teamwork in all kinds." (A/N: I know, it's a cliché, I couldn't think of another decent reason)
"Thank you sensei!" Sakura said.
"Okay team 7, dismissed! Except for you Naruto, I want to speak to you in private."
After everyone left, Naruto took Kakashi to his apartment
" Sensei? What was it you wanted to talk to me about?"
"How did you learn the Hiraishin?"
"Well, you know about my tenant, right?"
"Yes, I know of your tenant."
"Well, when I was 6 I was being chased by this giant group of villagers who wanted to kill me. I got…" Naruto tells the story of how he found the Hiraishin scroll and the Hiraishin kunai.
"Sugoi! Well I hope you go very far in your shinobi career."
"Thanks Sensei!"
So with that Kakashi left and Team 7's missions began.
A few months later….
"Okay, Scarecrow in position, Blossom are you in position?"
"Blossom in position, Sunshine, you in position?"
"Roger, in position, Fishcake, grab the target"
"Roger that!"
Naruto jumped on the village's most horrible demon since the Kyuubi…TORA THE CAT. Naruto grabbed the cat and almost had his eyes clawed out. They checked for the ribbon, and seeing it was there, dragged the cat back to the mission room.
"OHHH TORA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! WHY DO YOU KEEP RUNING AWAY?" the daimyo's wife squealed while damn near choking the cat to death.
"if I was the cat, I'd run too" thought Naruto
"Now team 7, for your next mission you could pull some weeds, walk dogs, catch the Tora again, or-"
"No. I request a higher ranked mission because these D-ranked missions do not show the true power of the Uchiha Clan."
"You guys are only genin fresh out of the academy! You can't go around requesting this and that!"
"Yes I can, because I'm one of the great Uchihas!"
"Very well….you will escort the bridge builder Tazuna to Nami no Kuni to protect him as he finishes a bridge. Tazuna, you may come in now."
"Hey gakis, I am the super great bridge builder Tazuna! Eh? You told me these would be shinobi, not some wimpy children…"
"Don't worry Tazuna, these are shinobi."
"Ha! I bet Mr. Dark and Gloomy over there couldn't life a kunai-"
At that Sasuke slammed into Tazuna.
"DON'T INSULT ME OR MY CLAN!"
"Yeah, don't insult Sasuke-kun!" or we'll beat you up! SHANNARO!
"S-sorry, I'm a bit under the weather…"
"Okay team 7, grab your gear and meet at the gate in 1 hour!" Kakashi ordered.
A/N: TEEHEE CLIFFHANGER! How is it so far? And to those who left a review…THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Until next time…Ja Ne!