"Blah" speech
'blah'- thoughts
"Blah" Kyuubi/ Kurama talk
'blah' Kyuubi/ Kurama thought
I clearly do not own Naruto. If I did, Naruto would be with HInata, and Sasuke wouldn't have a giant stick shoved up his ass.
CHAPTER 3
"KONOHA'S #1 UNPREDICTABLE NINJA IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
"DAMMIT NARUTO JUST GO SAVE SASUKE!" the pink banshee screamed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I SWEAR IF I HEAR ANOTHER 'GO SAVE SASUKE' I WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOUR KIDS'LL FEEL IT!" Sasuke shouted from within the Makyo Hyosho.
"well that was unexpected…..he must hate fangirls more than I thought…." Naruto and Kakashi thought
Naruto took a look at the mirror and created 5 Kage Bunshins. He experimentally threw a shuriken at the ice mirror to see what would happen. What happened was that the mysterious hunter-nin popped out of the mirror and grabbed Naruto's shuriken out of the air. As the fake hunter-nin did this, Naruto jumped and axe-kicked the fake hunter-nin out of the mirror. However, the fake hunter-nin backhanded Naruto away and jumped back into the mirror. Zabuza noticed this and used a wind jutsu to knock Naruto into the dome of ice mirrors. Immediately Naruto was turning into a human porcupine with all the senbon in him.
MEANWHILE…..
Kakashi was having trouble finding where Zabuza was in the thick, chakra enhanced mist, when he heard Naruto and Sasuke's screams of pain.
BACK IN HAKU'S MAKYO HYOSHO….
Naruto and Sasuke were desperately trying to avoid Haku's senbon needles. However, this was hopeless as they just got peppered with so many needles they looked like human porcupines. As they dodged Sasuke began to see the needles in slow motion.
'Wait, did I just…YES' Sasuke thought in his mind. He had just unlocked his Sharingan. But for all the Sharingan's worth, he was still too tired and peppered with needles to do something. He ended up being knocked out with a needle in his neck. Thankfully it wasn't fatal.
Naruto noticed that Sasuke went down. In between attacks he managed to toss Sasuke out of the mirrors.
'what's this kid doing' Haku thought as Naruto began throwing odd, tri pronged kunai at Haku's feet during attacks.
'Kurama, can you lend me some chakra? I need another way to wear down his mirrors.' Naruto thought
"Here ya go kit, don't blame me if ya lose control." Kurama said.
"Now, you thought you had speed? Let me show you true speed" Naruto said as he was coated in a red chakra cloak, vanished in a yellow flash and began attacking Haku's mirrors so fast they began to wear down from Kurama's chakra
OUTSIDE THE MIRRORS…..
All Sakura saw outside the Makyo Hyosho were yellow flashes of light.
'THAT MUST BE SASUKE-KUN! HE'S SO AWESOME!' Sakura squealed in her mind.
BACK INSIDE…
'I-Impossible! He's wearing my mirrors down! T-this can't be happening, it shouldn't be!' Haku thought.
Eventually with all the chakra wearing down Haku's Makyo Hyosho, the real Haku had to jump out of the mirrors, fearing for his life. Naruto then knocked Haku out with a bijuu enhanced punch to the face. Sakura looked at where Naruto was standing over Haku, with an unconscious Sasuke a few feet away.
"NARUTO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura asked, er, screeched.
"Ah, shut the fuck up ya howler monkey, I did nothing." Naruto replied.
MEANWHILE…
Kakashi had Zabuza trapped by his dog summons.
"Any last words, Demon of the Mist?" Kakashi asked. Zabuza didn't reply and spat at Kakashi.
"Very well" Kakashi said as he prepared a Raikiri. But before he could do that Zabuza was shot from behind by an arrow.
"Heheheheh, not so tough now are you baby demon of the mist" Gatou said with a sneer.
Zabuza cursed Gatou, but before he died he asked Kakashi," Take Haku to Konoha with you, he'll have a better life there. "
"I'll try Zabuza, I'll try" Kakashi replied with a sad look. Even though Zabuza was an enemy, Kakashi still felt bad for him as he didn't die from an honorable kill in battle, but from an underhanded blow from a third party.
At this moment, Naruto saw what happened and prepared to eliminate Gatou's army of thugs.
Naruto threw a Hiraishin kunai while using the Kunai Kage Bunshin to make his one kunai, fifty kunai. The kunai landed amongst the bandits and thugs' feet.
"HAH! The little wimp is so weak he can't hit us with a kunai!" the bandits shouted with glee.
At this moment an arrow landed in front of them. The bandits saw Inari and the entire village behind him with pitchforks and other weapons. Even an old man held a cane in a threatening manner.
"We'll teach you not to interfere with us!" The villagers shouted.
"THEY'RE ALL WEAK VILLAGERS! DESTROY THEM ALL AND YOU GET DOUBLE THE PAY!" Gatou screamed.
The bandits shouted in glee and raised their weapons.
"Stand back" Naruto told the villagers, as a red chakra cloak formed around him. "I'll take care of this trash."
The villagers and Sakura could only watch in shock as Naruto vanished in a yellow flash and completely annihilated Gatou's band of thugs in a matter of seconds. Now he stood right in front of Gatou with a kunai inches from Gatou's face.
"D-don't kill me! I'll give you money, land, power, women, anything! Just don't kill me!" Gatou whimpered.
"Anything?" Naruto asked.
"Y-yes! Anything!" Gatou said in relief.
"Then bring back all the villagers you killed, and Zabuza. If you do that I'll let you live." Naruto said with a demonic voice. He even looked demonic as his clothes were covered in blood, as well as having a demonic red chakra cloak.
"I-I can't do that" Gatou said in a fear-laden voice.
"Then too bad, you will die HERE AND NOW!" Naruto roared as he stabbed the kunai to the hilt in Gatou's stomach, then ripping the kunai upwards through Gatou's ribcage, throat, etc. and literally tearing Gatou apart in a shower of blood and guts. Everyone was shocked, even Sasuke who just woke up to the ever so pleasant sight of blood and guts. It was at this time where Naruto regained control.
"Oh my kami, WHAT HAVE I DONE!" Naruto screamed after seeing what he did, before collapsing.
After a few minutes of shocked silence, the villagers realized that Gatou was dead and began celebrating the death of Gatou. Team 7, Tazuna, and Inari were going to take Naruto back to Tazuna's house, but Naruto was gone….
Naruto woke up the next day and remembered the day before's events.
"Ah, you're awake!" a hooded man said.
"W-Where am I?" Naruto asked trying to see the man's face.
"In my tent." The man replied denying Naruto from seeing his face.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked.
"Someone you'll either love or hate in a few…short….minutes…..." The man mysteriously replied.
Hearing this Naruto pulled out a Hiraishin kunai as they were all he now carried. He threw his standard kunai at rustling bushes along the way to Nami no Kuni.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!" The man shouted, surprised.
"None of your business!" Naruto replied.
"Sorry, it's just the fact I made those kunai kinda makes it my business. Don't ya think?" the man said.
"Wait, if you made the kunai….YONDAIME!" Naruto shouted in surprise, "B-BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! A-ARE YOU A GHOST?"
Laughing, the man took off his hood to show the Yondaime, Minato Namikaze. "No, Naruto, I'm not a ghost. Honestly, I thought I was supposed to be dead too. The story Kami gave me when she revived me was that she told the Shinigami…
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU
"You better send Minato to my court as he is deserving of no punishment….or else…" Kami told the Shinigami.
"Why should I! He made the contract!" the Shinigami replied.
"I'll ask you one more time…Will. You. Send. Minato. To. My. Court. ?" Kami asked in a dangerous tone.
"I refuse" the shinigami said.
"Then you leave me no choice." Kami said as she took Minato's soul from the Shinagami's stomach.
"Give him back!" the Shinigami shouted as they began a childish fight over the soul. (Who knew gods were like children?)
Both deities lost their grip as Minato's soul fell from Kami's court down to Northwest Iwagakure, where it took on Minato's form.
"You idiot! Look what you did!" The Shinigami shouted.
"Not my fault, I warned you!" Kami said with a grin." Although this'll prove interesting… I'll make you a deal, if Naruto hates his father Minato, you get to keep Minato's soul when he dies. If Naruto loves his father, then I get to take Minato's soul to my court."
"Deal." The Shinigami said.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU: KAI!
Back to where Minato was with Naruto…
"And that's the story."
"Wow…so you're my father?" Naruto asked in a deadly calm voice.
"Yes Naruto, I am the Yondaime, the man who sealed the Kyuubi into you, as well as your father." Minato said with a sad voice, as he felt Naruto deserved to learn everything.
Naruto replied by punching Minato in the stomach as hard as he could.
In Kami's court..
"HA! I WIN!" the Shinigami gleefully shouted.
"Wait, it's not over yet!" Kami said.
Back in the Elemental Nations….
Naruto punched Minato in the stomach as hard as he could, and then hugged him, while saying," Why the hell did you seal the Kyuubi in your own son? WHY?" Naruto asked.
Minato hugged Naruto back while replying," I'm sorry Naruto, I really am, but I couldn't just ask any parent to give up their child now could I?"
"It's okay dad, I forgive you. Just don't leave me alone again.." Naruto sobbed.
"I will Naruto, I will, and I never go back on my word." Minato said.
Back in Kami's court…
"HA! I WIN!" Kami shouted with glee.
The Shinigami responded by yelling curses.
Back in the Elemental Nations….
"so what do you do now dad?" Naruto asked.
"Probably hide my appearance as I do not want to draw a crowd. Also, tell me Naruto, did the villagers honor my final wish?" Minato asked.
"If by final wish you mean telling the villagers to beat me until I almost died, every day until I was ten, then yes, they followed your wish." Naruto said grimly. Minato had a look of utter shock and horror which was replaced by enough anger and rage to make even Uchiha Madara shit his pants.
"THEY DID WHAT?" Minato roared.
"Yep, that's what they did." Naruto said.
"Then I'll go into the village with my appearance revealed, and see what they think of that…" Minato said with barely controlled rage. "Oh and also, who is your sensei Naruto?"
"Hatake Kakashi, chronically late, horrible excuses."
"Oh, you had my student! But horrible excuses and being late….hmmm….interesting." Minato said.
"Yep" Naruto answered.
"Let's go back to the bridge." Minato said.
"Actually dad, let's go to the village where I'm staying." Naruto said.
"Okay, gimme a sec. I gotta change." Minato said as he went to change.
Minato came back a few minutes later in his Yondaime Hokage outfit.
"Let's go" Minato said.
They got to the village right before the remainder of Team 7 left.
Sasuke turned around, saw Minato, turned pale, and said," HOLY SHIT A GHOST!" before diving behind Kakashi. (A/N: Sasuke will be a bit OOC in this fanfic)
"Huh?" Kakashi said as he turned around and saw Minato and Naruto.
"Long time no see Kakashi." Minato said with a grin.
"G-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!" Kakashi said, paling.
"T-The Yondaime!" Sakura said.' If he'll train Sasuke, then Sasuke will be invincible' Sakura thought with a squeal.
"No, Kakashi, I'm alive." Minato said as he formed a rasengan in his palm as proof.
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!" Kakashi shouted.
Minato proceeded to give the same story he gave Naruto.
"I see, that's an interesting story sensei, oh hi Naruto."
Naruto responded with an annoyed glance.
"Now, let's go back to the village where a have a little something to settle with them…." Minato said with an evil grin.
'That's the first time I ever saw him with that grin…..I almost feel bad for those villagers. Key word being almost…" Kakashi thought.
The Next Day…..
Team 7 and Minato were getting ready to leave. The villagers stopped them at the bridge before they left.
"Nii-san, do you really have to go?" Inari asked.
"Sorry, but I have a duty to my village." Naruto replied.
"I'll miss you!" Inari sobbed. "Dammit, I said I wouldn't cry!"
"Don't worry Inari, crying while you're happy is a good thing." Naruto said.
"You all saved this village, and Nami no Kuni. Thank you!" A sober Tazuna said.
"Well, we gotta go, see ya!" Naruto said.
After team 7 left the villagers were in a discussion on what to name the bridge.
"Let's name it the Super Great Super Sake Bridge!" Tazuna said. Tsunami whacked him over the head with a frying pan.
"No, let's name it the Great Naruto Bridge!" Inari shouted, to which the villagers all began cheering for.
Team 7 and Minato arrived at the gates of Konoha. The two chunin guards asked, "Team and missi- HOLY SHIT THE YONDAIME'S GHOST!"
Kakashi replied," Team 7 returning from C-ranked mission bumped up to A-Ranked mission due to interference by one Momochi Zabuza."
The guards did the only thing they could: they fainted. Minato chuckled and left with Team 7 to the Hokage's office.
"Hello team 7 and WHAT THE HELL?" Sarutobi said.
"Hello there, Sarutobi." Minato spat. "Do tell me on how my son was treated here."
"Uhh….err..you see-" Sarutobi said before he was cut off by Minato.
"Save it. You're not strong enough to be Hokage. The Civilian Council has you under their thumbs. I'll show them what another meaning of Hokage is. I'll be taking my spot back, 'kay?" Minato asked with a dangerous tone.
"O-of course. Oh and have fun with the paperwork!" Sarutobi joked, trying to lighten up the mood.
"Paperwork? Solved that problem when I first took the hat!" Minato said with a grin.
"NANI? TELL MEEEEE!" Sarutobi begged.
"Hmmm…..considering how well you carried out my request…nah, I'll leave you to figure it out. And call the council for a meeting. I have a surprise in store…" Minato said with an evil grin.
"Hai, Yondaime-sama" the secretary, who surprisingly kept her cool, said.
A FEW HOURS LATER….
"What is the meaning of this! Why did you call us to a meeting Hokage-sama!" A civilian councilman asked.
"So who gave you the right to question the HOKAGE'S orders?" Minato asked with a deadly tone. (His chair is turned away from the council.
"Wait, you aren't Sandaime-sama are you?" Shikaku asked.
"You're right, I'm not the Sandaime. I'm the YONDAIME!" Minato said as he turned his chair around.
"IMPOSSIBLE! THE YONDAIME DIED YEARS AGO!" a pink-haired civilian councilwoman by the name of Sayu Haruno screeched. Minato responded by using Hirashin to teleport behind the woman.
"Any other doubts?" Minato asked. Seeing a bunch of heads shaking no he said, "Now, I've called you here to ask…WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT FOLLOW MY FINAL ORDER TO TREAT THE BOY LIKE A HERO?"
"what boy?" Koharu asked.
"The one I sealed the Kyuubi into! WHY WAS HE BEATEN EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE UNTIL HE WAS 10?" Minato shouted.
"Oh it" Sayu said with disgust, "you mean the fox? It's evil so we treat it like we treat all other evil beings."
"Tell me why you called my SON 'It'?" Minato said.
"Y-Your SON?" Sayu said.
"Yes, my son." Minato replied with a smirk. The entire council was shocked to say the least.
"THAT DEMON IS NO SON OF YOURS! HE CORRUPTED YOU! WE'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM AS WE DID THE PREVIOUS DEMON WHORE!" Sayu screeched.
"Took care of WHO?" Minato shouted.
"The previous demon whore. The one with long red hair, like a demon." Sayu said smugly." Too bad it didn't die and is still in a coma."
At this, Minato shook with rage. He then shouted, "ANBU! Take Sayu Haruno to Ibiki and Anko! I want every bit of information she knows!"
"WHAT! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M PART OF THE COUNCIL!" Sayu screeched.
"I don't give a flying fuck what you're a part of, because as of now, the Civilian council no longer exists. If you are not a shinobi, get the hell out! That includes you Danzou, Koharu, and Homura!"
"WE are the COUNCIL! You will obey the will of the Council!" A fat pompous councilman said.
"Treason, attempting to subjugate the Hokage! ANBU, execute him!" Minato said.
ANBU promptly decapitated the man and dragged all the Civilian Council out except for Sayu Haruno who was taken to the Torture and Interrogaton division.
"Any more questions?" Minato asked.
"NO SIR!" the shinobi council replied.
An hour later Minato called all the jonin sensei for a meeting. Needless to say, all of them were shocked to see Minato.
"This meeting was called to see who wishes to enter their team into the Chunin Exams." Minato said.
"I, Hatake Kakashi, nominate Team 7 to enter the Chunin Exams." Kakashi said.
"I , Yuhi Kurenai, nominate Team 8 to enter the Chunin Exams." Kurenai said.
"I, Sarutobi Asuma, nominate Team 10 to enter the Chunin Exams." Asuma said.
A few other jonins nominated their teams as well.
"Very well. Here are your forms. Now go." Minato said.
Iruka had nothing to say as he knew Naruto would have no problem in the Chunin exams.
The next day….
Kakashi called Team 7 for a meeting.
"Okay everyone, take these forms. They're for the Chunin Exams that are in a week. I'm nominating you guys. Turn in these forms to room 301 in the academy if you want to take the exams." Kakashi said with an eye smile.
"WOOHOO! ONE STEP CLOSER TO HOKAGE!" Naruto shouted, keeping up his idiot mask.
"Hn." Sasuke grunted. On the inside, a chibi Sasuke was jumping around for joy.
"YES! IT'S ALL THANKS TO SASUKE-KUN ANYWAY!" Sakura screamed.
The other members of Team 7 sweatdropped at Sakura's idiocy.
A few days later….
Naruto was training his ass off inside the training grounds of the Namikaze Mansion. Minato walked in and was surpised to see Naruto there.
"Naruto? How did you get in here?" Minato asked.
Naruto responded by telling him the story of how he got in here minus the Hiraishin part. (Read the prologue.)
"Hm….Well, it wasn't the way I wanted you to find it." Minato said." And by the way, I want to see your skills please."
"Okay Tou-san. Here I go!" Naruto said. He started with taijutsu. He used a modified version of the Academy Taijutsu Style that he adapted to his use. In reality he knew another style that will be revealed during the Exams.
"Impressive, adapting the Academy style to your own use. Now on to Genjutsu." Minato said.
"Sorry dad, but I suck at genjutsu. I can break out of it but I can't do it." Naruto said.
"Well in that case, on to Ninjutsu. " Minato said, not knowing the surprise he was in for.
Naruto threw five Hiraishin kunai at a bunch of training dummies while shouting, "Kunai Kage Bunshin!" to multiply the 5 kunai into 50 kunai. Minato saw the kunai and thought, 'no way, he couldn't'
Naruto then said, "Hiraishin no Jutsu" and vanished. When he reappeared, all the training dummies had fatal kunai wounds on their neck, head, etc.
"What the hell? How did you learn Hiraishin?" Minato asked.
Naruto told Minato the story of him learning the Hiraishin with the help of the Kyuubi. Surprisingly, Minato had no ill will towards the Kyuubi.
"Any other ninjutsu you know?" Minato asked.
Naruto did the Kage Bunshin, and the Tajuu Kage Bunshin. He also did the Henge, and the Kawarimi. He then decided to show his father what he was like out of his 'idiot form' as he called it. He gathered a ton of chakra, then shouted "KAI" and there was a giant poof of smoke.
'True form' Naruto appeared. He was about 5'6 with his hair like Minato's. He was wearing ANBU style black Shinobi pants, as well as a formfitting black shirt. He had on a black combat vest similar to the chunin vest. He had black shinobi sandals as well as a sword strapped to his back in a nondescript sheath. Minato could easily tell that Naruto was muscular, but in more of a runner's way. He had muscles, but not bulky muscles. Toned was a good word for it.
"Now let me show you some of the other Ninjutsu I know." Naruto said, as he used the Shuriken Kage Bunshin on a shadow clone. As soon as the shuriken hit the clone, it detonated.
'Bunshin Daibakuha' Minato thought.
" Let me show you my masterpiece, a jutsu thought impossible by shinobi." Naruto said.
'Hmm…what could it be….' Minato thought.
Naruto did a long series of hand signs, then shouted," Futon: Kazeryuudan!" As he said this, a dragon made of pure wind blades appeared, diving towards the training dummies at speeds rivaling that of Hiraishin, and literally tore all the training dummies into tiny specks.
"Mother of Kami…." Minato said. The entire training dojo had been torn apart. Every single thing that wasn't bolted down became tiny specks. The things that were bolted down had many deep slash marks in them.
"The downside to this justu though is that it took so much damn chakra!" Naruto said, before collapsing.
"Hm…Naruto, If you can control your chakra as well as a Jonin can, you should be able to throw out two of these before you collapse. Based on what it did, I'm labeling this an S-ranked forbidden jutsu that will be added to the Forbidden scroll when you reveal it." Minato said.
'MY SON IS A GENIUS! 13 years old and he already made an S-ranked jutsu! And as a plus it takes so much chakra that a Sharingan user wouldn't be able to steal it!' Minato thought with glee. Naruto was passed out however.
The day before the Chunin Exams.
Naruto was walking around town when he noticed a "rock" following him.
"You can come out, and by the way ROCKS AREN'T SQUARE!" Naruto said, back in his 'idiot form'.
A poof of smoke appeared and coughing was heard.
"Dangit we used too much gunpowder again."
"So who are you guys?" Naruto asked.
"I'm Moegi, the sassiest kunoichi in the Academy!"
"I'm Udon and I love math!"
"And I'm Konohamaru! The future Hokage, as well as the Sandaime's grandson!"
"Together we're the Konohamaru Corps!" The three kids shouted striking a weird pose.
"Uhh…sure. And by the way, Konohamaru, if you want to get to Hokage, you'll have to work hard, 'cuz there's no shortcuts! Also, you shouldn't label yourself as a target by shouting out you're the Sandaime's grandson." Naruto said, "Oh and by the way, if you want to be Hokage you'll have to beat me first!" Naruto said, then left.
Konohamaru looked at Naruto with respect. He was the first one to acknowledge him as Konohamaru and not Honorable Grandson.
The next day…
Team 7 was right outside the Academy where the written exam would take place.
"Ready guys? Let's go!" Naruto said.
CLIFFHANGER! I love doing cliffhangers!
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