Sakura Pov
I turned to see a dark mysterious figure that kneeled on the ledge of the windowsill. You could not see the any of the person's figures. All you could tell was that that it was a very towering male. Me astonished, I glared at the unknown man in my new room. I slowly walked to the figure, nervous and erratic. I went to touch the figure when my hand went right the person. What! What on earth? How could this be even slightly possible, I studied hundreds of jutsus and abilities and never have I brushed up on one that can make a part of your own body disappear? While my hand went through the figure, I felt drops of water fell onto them. I went to look but then the person was gone.
Knock knock
I rushed to the large oak door forgetting all the thoughts of the intruder that just paid me a visit. When I opened the light screen door I found the woman who helped me in today, who I learned as Sayuri.
"Sakura, I need to show you the proper way to sleep as a geisha."
"Why of course come in." I opened the door for the short woman and she gracefully entered the room.
"Sakura when you sleep you muse sleep with rice surrounding the edged of the bed. You must place your head on the wooden pillow and sleep facing up with your arms crossed and legs still."
Oh god! That sounds painful. I probably will not accomplish very much sleep…this is going to be torture, and I as a ninja has experienced many forms of it.
"Uhhh yea…why the rice?"
" Sakura as a geisha you do not say uhhhh. I know you were raised as a ninja, but now for the time being you are a geisha, graceful, elegant, and beautiful."
This woman can nag geez!
"Yes, I'm sorry, but why the rice?" I was curious
"If you wake up and you have rice placed in your hair or on your body we know you did not sleep as a true geisha." I nodded my head knowing I should not protest.
"Now Sakura I will be your guardian and teacher for the time being. You will wake up early and stay up late. Tomorrow will be the beauty exam. We will simply take care of your…unique features as your hair, skin, face, and body. You will also be fitted for kimonos and start your introduction on the ways of a geisha."
"Sounds like a lot of training."
"Not training my dear, learning and absorbing."
Sasuke Pov
I can no longer stand the arguing, I am not a patient man, and these to are crushing the vey little I have to begin with.
"Shut up Shark-faced!" yelled the annoying Karin
"You shut your huge mouth you cow!" demanded Sui. I swear the one capable of any mature situations is Jugo, and he can not even control himself half of the time.
"Shut up, right Sasuke?" said the white haired man with a sinister grin
"Hn. Both of you shut your mouths and stop arguing as if you were children." That was my first and final warning. If the two really wanted to fight they can but do it were I do not have to hear. I mean they are just fighting to relieve themselves from the sexual tension they have. Even I can see it
"Yes Sasuke-sama" was the last tone I heard from their rather large mouths. With that I draped my cape around myself and started walking out. A person can only bear so much…burden. After all, they act as if they were genin or younger! Even when I was that young I tried to reframe myself, they just are to immature.
"Sasuke-kin where are you going? I can accompany you!" Really Karin can't you understand I have a mission and you are pissing me off. I swear if I spend another moment of my time with her I that will be the end of her feeble life.
"I'm leaving you stay here." That was my final demand, before she could protest I vanished. I had to find information. From what I heard Konoha sent out another ninja in the area, no doubt to find me. I mean really don't you think its about time to give up! I'm never going back to that fucking village. Ughhh they are so troublesome, I bet Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, and that gay dude with the crop top and the creep smile is here to.
I appeared in the Sound village. The village is a good size and is really loud at night. The lights were on and you could hear laughing around the town. Ever since I taken care of Orochimaru the village had been a lively one. I looked around to see if anyone seemed to jump out in particular. I found nothing just children running, couples walking, and a few geisha and their customers having tea outside. I knew if I wanted to investigate any closer I needed to transform. I turned into a young man with light blonde hair and dark green eyes. I jumped down to the ground and walked with to other people seemed with not a care in the world.
The best place I figured was to go where all the gossip is, the geisha house. When I arrived the place was very loud and filled with women's laughter. I figured the best thing to do was to talk with one, since standing will only make me seem strange.
"Hello sir, welcome!" The woman was small with black hair, the exact image of a geisha.
" I'm just here for tea." I really didn't know how this geisha thing worked. Do I order one or what?
"Oh okay sir you can join us." She said proudly. I just walked with her to a room filled with men and geisha. Everyone was laughing drinking sake or tea and one woman was playing music.
"Sit, my name is Sayuri welcome." She said. I did as I was told hoping this pathetic trip to the geisha house wasn't for nothing. I just sat observing while they all talked, but nothing about Konoha.
"Ohhh I saw the new girl arrive today, she's really young, she has…unique features." Said a girl whose name I didn't bother to remember
"Yes, she is lovely natural pink hair and green eyes. Her name is Sakura, she will be staying with us for some time." Said Sayuri.
That's all I needed, how many woman have pink hair and green eyes! Her name is also Sakura, I bet this is the Sakura I have known my whole life. She is probably undercover to find me. Well what ever it is I must make sure. I excused myself from the party and went up to the geisha's rooms without anyone seeing me. I used my Sharigan to look in each room for any chakra. In each room I only empty rooms till one had chakra. It was familiar, no doubt.
I opened it up slightly to see Sakura having trouble sleeping. She was tossing and turning and finally she got up and her being her kicked the wooden pillow down. I smirked she…grew a little. She looked her way and saw me! Crap now I'm going to have to listen to her rant.
Sakura Pov
I kicked my damn pillow aside. It is so hard to sleep with the damn rice and position and the ughhh! I glanced at the door to see a man with blonde hair straing at me. What the! What's with the men coming to my room unwanted?"
"Uhh excuse me why are you watching me?" I asked bravely. He simply nodded his head and made an "Hn". He reminded me of Sasuke. He walked into my room and closed the door. Shit what is going on?
"Sakura, why are you so far away from home?" The blonde man transformed into Sasuke! I knew it! He started walking near me. I went into fighting stance, but he vanished. I looked around to find him behind me! Damn it's so hard to move in this silk gown. Wait Ahhh no why is he here when I'm in this of all things!
"Are you going to answer me? Why are you disguised as a geisha?" I looked back without a voice. What should I do?
Authors note: Hehe I love leaving you guys on cliff-hangers! Sorry the chapters have been as you say to short,but I am a very lazy person...I'm sorry that its an inconvience to you people. I do not own Naruto...enjoy, good bye my fellow trolls