#2 Never trust a smiling red head
Scorpius pov
When I entered the compartment Luke and that Potter girl, Lily were having a silent staring contest. I mean silent when I closed the door behind me it sounded like a crack of thunder. The both turned to look at me robotically. If you're wondering how I know what robots are it is not because I became obsessed with them when I was seven it is because they are awesome. I make a point about recognizing things that are awesome. Why do think I spend so much recognizing that I'm awesome and making sure everyone knows it?
"Scorp meet your new tutor in The Charm of Love Lily Luna Potter or as you will be now calling her Miss Potter." I stared at Luke dumbstruck. He was getting a Potter to tutor Malfoy in The Charm of Love? Shouldn't be the other way around? What does The Charm of Love even mean anyway something like The Art of Love and does that mean I'll have to kiss her? I checked her out once decided that if it would go that way I suffer in agony quietly.
"As your teacher in The Charm of Love I will be teaching you how to impress people without pulling out your abs, ways to stop sounding like you just ate a dictionary when you get annoyed, managing grades and free time, how to stop lying to females in general if the rumours are true you need a lot of help in that area and finally how to recognise when your falling for someone." She stated in a brisk tone.
"We start your first lesson now." She said forcing a smiled forcing me cringe.
"Sit" Luke said gesturing to the floor in front of his feet. I sat, feeling four years old again which was disconcerting being 6.2 feet tall.
"You can't always get want to you want if you want to have a stable and healthy relationship."
"What do you mean?" I asked shocked I thought that if you were in a relationship it was because you got whatever you want from the other person and if you were married it was because of what circles they are in. Has my life been a lie?
"I mean that your girlfriend, if you are straight don't worry I totally understand if you're not though it will just mean I have to change the references a bit. Are you gay Malfoy?"
I spluttered indignantly "No of course not. I'm a Malfoy."
"Is that supposed to mean something…" She replied while Luke cracked up.
"You know I thought that it would be boring your lesson Potter, but this really is quality entertainment." Luke rumbled grinning his head off. I turned to him, outraged, first of all he is the person making me do this, then he makes me feel far younger then I am and finally he laughs at me. I got up furious.
"Where do you think you're going?" Ms Potter questioned arching her eyebrow.
"To." I looked around and saw my school robe sticking out a bit from my bag.
"To change." I retorted disappearing to do exactly that. Once I had changed I headed in the opposite direction to the compartment were my 'Tutor' was. I never claimed that I would return once I had changed.
Someone yelling my name brought me up short. I turned to see potter standing behind me. Albus Potter.
"Malfoy I have to talk to you." I yelled again pointing at me. I walked up to him. He showed me inside to an empty compartment.
"Malfoy it has come to my attention that my dim-witted cousin who goes by the name of Rose Weasley is in love with you and having her bet interests at heart I would appreciate it if you gave her a chance." He proposed.
"Why would I do that?" I questioned sincerely confused.
"I mean I would get disinherited." I followed.
"Your mother is best friends with my mother and one of the founders of the B.S.D.M (Blood Status Doesn't Matter) committee." He contradicted.
"To be frank it's not my parent's money I'm interested in it's my grandfather. You know the one who was a big bad death eater, billionaire and still believes in blood purity?" I told him. His brows furrowed.
"So you won't try even dating her well I guess no one reckoned you would anyway." He sighed.
"Wait no one thought I would." I grunted taking in the news.
"Yep, pretty much." He said putting his hands behind his back.
"Well a few harmless dates wouldn't be so bad and it's not like my waiting list is full at the moment anyway." I reasoned.
"Thanks Al I think I might just do that." I notified him I smiled feeling suddenly much lighter. I walked back to where I left Lily and Luke grinning so hard my face hurt.