Hey so sorry i haven't updated in forever.
I kinda hit a block were i couldn't remember what happened in the HP book... still can't really remember but i'm working on it.
This is more of a crack chapter but i hope you still enjoy it.
Here's some of the wacky things that the exorcists end up getting up to... only some though.
Yana crept up to the Weasley twins.
"Hi!" They jumped surprised and turned round.
"Oh… hi. It's Yana right? You're in our little brother's year." She nodded grinning.
"I hear you two are the best at pranks here," she said slyly. They smirked.
"Yeah. And?"
"I was wondering if you could help me. I want to pull off this prank but I can't do it, one I don't have the skills and two my friends will know that it's me." The twins nodded.
"What's the prank?" She grinned.
"I want to give them animal ears and tails. Each one different. Allen an artic fox, Lavi a rabbit, pink because it'll annoy him. Kanda a black cat, Lenalee a squirrel, Miranda a mouse and Krowley a panda. Oh and Master Cross can be a dog or something, he'll hate that. And please, feel free to involve anyone else. You could make the Gryfindors be part lion, Hufflepuffs badger, Ravenclaws raven and Slytherins part snake." They smirked.
"Sounds like a great idea. So you've thought it up but you want us to carry it out?"
She nodded. "Oh yeah! Don't forget to change me too otherwise they'll be suspicious. I want to be part wolf with golden fur!" she cried happily.
"Well you seem to have thought everything out. Leave it to us!" She thanked them and rushed off the other exorcists.
"Yana where have you been?" asked Allen with an eyebrow raised.
"Oh just talking to those twins. You know, Ron's older brothers." Ron blanched.
"I hope they didn't try anything. They like doing pranks." Yana chuckled nervously. Lenalee sighed and sat down heavily on a couch.
"What's wrong Lenalee?" asked Yana as she sat down next to her. She smiled weakly and shook her head.
"It's nothing. I think I'm just a little homesick," she muttered. "I wonder if brother is doing ok." Kanda scoffed.
"That idiot, he'll probably be whining about you being contaminated by all the boys here and that his coffee isn't right," he said scowling. Lenalee laughed slightly.
"Probably. Reever will be getting really annoyed with him because he won't have done any paperwork and he'll probably build another Komurin out of boredom," she laughed. She looked sadly at the fire.
Yana exchanged glances with Kanda and smirked. He scowled and glared, her grin got wider and she nodded in the direction of Lenalee. He eventually sighed and left.
"Eh? What's wrong with Yuu?" asked Lavi. "He's being even more of a stuck up bastard than usual." Yana laughed silently.
As the week progressed Lenalee seemed to get more and more homesick. The exorcists were getting worried and their wizard friends worried too. However a week after the first mention of being homesick something surprising happened.
"LENALEE!" Everyone jumped. Allen and Lavi twitched.
"Oh god, that sounded like… Komui!" they yelled in unison. True enough Komui burst in through the doors of the Great Hall and proceeded to hug Lenalee to death.
"Lenalee! I've missed you so much! I want you to make my coffee and stop Reever from bugging me about paper work!" he cried while hugging her. She just sat there dazed while he hugged her and her eyes watered slightly. "Lenalee?"
She kicked him, hard. He flew into the doors and shook his head. She ran up and wrapped her arms round his neck.
"I'm so happy to see you brother!"
"I can tell, I've even missed you kicking me! You should have said sooner if you were homesick!" he sobbed. She blinked.
"Hold on, how did you know I was homesick?" Komui blinked too and started rooting round in his uniform.
"Hold on a minute I know it's here somewhere," he muttered. A piece of paper was waved in front of his face. "Ah there it is… Reever!" Reever looked down at him deadpan.
"For some reason you're not allowed to come here unsupervised Supervisor," he said. Lenalee looked past him and saw others members of the science department there too.
"Johnny! Tapp! Everyone, you all came!" They all grinned.
"Of course they did," said Komui smiling. "After I got that letter there was nothing that could keep me away!" She looked puzzled. "I got a letter it says:
Dear Komui,
Lenalee seems to be homesick. Either come and visit or take her off the mission before she messes things up." Awkward silence.
"Erm… thanks for writing that letter Yana," said Lenalee awkwardly. Yana blinked.
"Well I'm flattered you think it was me but… there's no way I'd write something so blunt and slightly insulting," she said. They all blinked and turned to Kanda.
"Kanda I know I said do something about it… but did you have to write a letter like that?" asked Yana sighing. He huffed and turned away. Lenalee smiled.
"Thank you Kanda." Komui put his arm around Allen and Lavi.
"So I hope you boys have been protecting my Lenalee!" She kicked him into the door again.
"Urgh! Why does he have to be so embarrassing!" she said blushing. Lavi laughed.
"At least you're back to normal now." Allen turned to Reever.
"How long are you going to be staying?" Reever sighed and rubbed his head.
"About a week, give or take a day. We're using it as an excuse to check on how you're doing," he explained. "Komui was driving everyone up the wall anyway so there wasn't much of an argument. Besides everyone still at the Order is hiding all of his equipment for making those stupid robots." Allen laughed.
"Allen who are these people?" He turned around to find Harry, Ron and Hermione standing there looking a bit awkward, he smiled.
"Oh these are friends… from school." They looked at him disbelievingly. "Ok, they're scientists from our school. The guy in white with the beret is Komui, Lenalee's brother." They stared.
"Wow. You were right, he really is young for a Headmaster," said Hermione.
"He's twenty nine ," said Reever yawning. "Don't tell him I told you, I get enough grief from him already." Yana popped up.
"Of course you do Reever. But you should have known that when you agreed to go out with him," she chuckled. Reever went bright red.
"It's not like it's even my fault that he gives me grief, he just likes making me do stupid stuff!" he yelled. Yana laughed at him. The others twitched.
"Reever and Komui?" muttered Allen dazed. "Well I suppose it works, they do get along really well when Komui isn't trying to avoid work." The wizards stared at him.
"Geez… they must be really open where they're from if their Headmaster is gay," muttered Ron. "That and the guy is clearly a psychopath."
"Hey I didn't like to ask but… do you think the thing they all have in common is the fact that they're all clearly crazy in some way?" asked Harry. Hermione hit him over the head.
It was interesting with half of the science department over. They were extremely chatty and very interested in everything that was going on inside the castle. Loud sounds and strangely coloured clouds seemed to form where ever they where, usually because they were trying to replicate what ever spells they'd seen. Komui was enjoying himself immensely, he didn't have any paper work (he left it back at head quarters), he could watch out for Lenalee and still terrorise the exorcists.
But half way through their stay something weird happened, and it wasn't the science department's fault.
"Ah!" Allen shot up out of bed at the shout and looked around wildly, he stared.
"Why do you guys all have lions ears?" he asked. Harry smiled sheepishly and waved his tail. "Tails too?"
"You should see yourself Allen," he said laughing. Allen got up and looked in a mirror. He cautiously reached up to feel the white fox ears on the top of his head and looked behind to see his tail, also white. Lavi opened the bathroom door and yawned. He blinked tiredly and stared blankly at Allen.
"Morning." Allen's eyes widened.
"Lavi… you have pink rabbit ears!"
"Huh?" he said sleepily. "Whoa! Allen you have ears and a tail!"
"Well at least mine aren't pink!" Lavi rushed to look in the mirror and stood next to Allen.
"Why have I got ears! And a tail! Why the hell are they pink?" Yana came bounding into the room.
"Wow you guys too! Aww you both look so adorable!" she cried waving her wolf tail back and forth. Allen reached up to feel her ears.
"They're actually real… how did this happen?" Yana shrugged.
"I don't know, I just woke up this morning like this. Lenalee looks like she's part squirrel and the other girls all look like they're part lion." Lavi was drooling over Allen.
"Lavi cut it out!" He pouted.
"But Allen! It should be illegal to look like that! I want to eat you!" he cried latching on to Allen. He sighed.
"Please! I thought we were past the whole latch onto Allen thing!" wailed Allen trying to shake Lavi off, in the end he wrapped his tail around Lavi's neck to half choke him.
"Whoa… your tail is really soft!" he cried stroking it causing Allen to freeze up. Yana laughed as Lavi was thrown into a wall while Allen ran into the bathroom. "What did I do?" asked Lavi sulking. Yana smirked.
"He's part fox now, they have sensitive tails. Stroking their tails makes them more agreeable," she said with a wink. "I think Allen just discovered that." Lavi looked at his own tail sorrowfully and sighed.
"Why are my ears pink?"
They all walked down to the common room and Yana whistled.
"Damn! He actually looks hot!" she muttered. Kanda was stood by the fire glaring at them. He had black cat ears and a tail, with his leather exorcist uniform on he did look very sexy. Lavi looked like he was trying to hard not to laugh, unfortunately he failed.
"Haha! Kanda is a pretty kitty!" he howled laughing. Kanda twitched and sneered.
"At least I'm not pink." Lavi shut up. Yana snickered and went up to Kanda, she just stood there staring at him for a while. "What are you staring at?" he growled. She smirked and started scratching behind his ears. His pupils completely dilated and he pushed his head further into her hand subconsciously to make her scratch more. She laughed and obliged by bringing up the other hand to scratch his other ear, he seemed to come out of his daze though when he heard everyone in the common room giggling. He shot upright and glared at everyone, his cat tail bristling in annoyance.
"Fuck off!" he growled before stalking out of the common room.
"Come on Allen it looks really good on you!" cried Lenalee and Hermione. He scowled.
"I don't see why I have to wear a dress," he muttered. "Kanda already has long hair you could have made him wear it." They all paused and Yana smirked.
"Ok… we'll get him next," she said finishing Allen's hair which now reached his waist due to the potion they'd used to make it grow. Allen glared at her and blinked.
"Yana… you're wearing a dress too?" She pouted.
"We decided it was only fair that I wear one too since I hate dresses as much as you." He looked her up and down before his eyes widened.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! This is exactly the same as last time!" She chuckled.
"Oh Allen, you're so slow." She dragged him out of the room and down the corridor. He blushed at the stares they were both getting. He really did look like a girl when he had long hair and wore a dress.
"Yana this is so embarrassing!" he hissed tripping in his shoes. "Why am I doing this again?"
"It's an experiment to confirm something." She laughed. "Plus I find it funny watching all these guys stutter at us." He looked around and saw it was true, every guy they saw stuttered and turned bright red when they saw them. Yana led them through the Gryffindor porthole. He hesitated though so Hermione and Lenalee who had been following pushed them inside. There was a deadly silence when they entered.
"STRIKE!" Allen went bright red and attempted to hide behind Yana who laughed.
"Lavi! Did you have to say that?" she asked face palming. He hurriedly tried to stop his nosebleed and nodded.
"Yes! Oh my god! Hey who's the hot girl with you?" he asked. If possible Allen turned even redder, he raised a fist and punched Lavi in the head. Lenalee smiled.
"Lavi… the 'hot girl' is Allen." Deadly silence. Then promptly nearly every single person in the room had a nosebleed. Yana doubled up with laughter.
"Oh my god! Wearing a dress was so worth it just to see this!" Kanda scowled.
"Oi bean sprout. Why are you wearing a dress? You look like a girl." Allen scowled back.
"Ask Yana and don't worry BaKanda. They're going to get you next." Kanda paled and was off like a shot. The girls moaned.
"Allen! You weren't suppose to give him any warning!" complained Yana, she turned to Lenalee. "Lenalee, would you please go find him. Use force if necessary." Lenalee was gone in a flash. Lavi sat up dazed after passing out from his nosebleed. He saw Allen in the dress and promptly had another nosebleed. Allen hit him over the head.
"Stop doing that!" he cried embarrassed. "I'm not a girl so stop it!" Yana blinked and smiled softly.
"But Allen!" cried Lavi trying to latch onto him. "You look so hot! Can I just…?" Allen went bright red and backed away to behind Yana.
"No!" Yana laughed and grabbed Allen's hand walking away.
"Hey where are you two going?" asked Lavi. They both turned back to look at him. Whoa! They really do look like twins like that! Hermione took a picture.
"We're going to see Master Cross now," said Yana smiling, Allen blanched.
"What! No way! I don't want him to see me in a dress again! I don't want him to see you either! We're older than last time and he's such a pervert!" he cried struggling to break free. Yana waved a piece of paper in front of him and he froze. "No Yana! You're so cruel!" She chuckled.
"Come on. I'm only doing it to see the comparison between the two pictures." She proceeded to drag him out of the room. Harry stared at Lavi; he looked like he'd been hit with a crowbar.
"Lavi? Are you ok?" He stood up suddenly.
"Oh my god did anyone get a picture of that? Both of them wearing a dress! That's unheard of! I need a picture for proof otherwise no one will believe me!" Ron raised an eyebrow.
"Are you sure you don't just want a picture for your own fantasies?" he asked causing Lavi to choke. "What? Even I think it's pretty obvious by now that you like him." Lavi looked downcast so Hermione spoke up.
"Erm… its ok Lavi. Yana was the one that told us, it isn't that obvious… really. Well it is once someone points it out but otherwise we wouldn't have guessed," she said trying to comfort him. Lavi looked up.
"Really? Allen hasn't guessed either?" Harry sweat dropped remembering what Yana had said.
"Well… Yana told us that Allen isn't really good with this kind of thing. He needs a lot of pointers before he'll understand." Ron snorted.
"On the bright side for you mate, Yana said she was going to try get Allen to wear that dress to the ball." Lavi's face lit up.
"Really? Ah no that's bad!" The others looked puzzled. "Everyone else will want him then! Noooooooooo! Mine!" Significant pause. "Noooooooooo! They're going to see Cross! Ah!" He ran out of the common room after them. Lenalee walked in with a disgruntled and slightly battered Kanda.
"Where is Lavi running off to?" she asked tilting her head.
"Something about Yana and Allen going to see Professor Cross while wearing the dresses," said Harry with a shrug. She sweat dropped.
"Ah… that explains a lot."
"Hey Master," chirped Yana as she stuck her head round the door, Cross looked up at her.
"Yana… are you wearing a dress?" he asked incredulously. She grinned and pulled Allen into the room too. His eyes bugged out. "You got him in one too!" She laughed.
"Yeah, doesn't he look so cute!" she cried. Allen pouted and refused to look at either of them.
"Eh, this reminds me of the last time you wore dresses," muttered Cross. "Except you're both older and they definitely look better on you now." Allen twitched.
"Noooooooooo!" cried Lavi bursting into the room. They all stared at him surprised.
"Lavi… what are you doing?" asked Yana with an eyebrow raised. Lavi grabbed hold of Allen and tried to hug him to death.
"No! Although I really like Allen in a dress you're not allowed to make him wear one for the ball!" Allen paled.
"What! I'm not wearing a dress to the ball!" Yana sighed ruefully.
"Well this sucks," she muttered. "Fine," she pointed a finger at Lavi. "You have to let me design your outfit for the ball now."
"Eh!" She smirked and waved a finger.
"No buts, I'm designing everyone else's so you don't really have a choice." Allen and Cross deadpanned.
"First I've heard of it," they said in unison. She glared at them.
"Well I am so there. I want to make sure we all look our best, that and I want to make sure Kanda doesn't just show up in his uniform," she scowled. She grinned evilly and took out a tape measure. "Now… I want to get your measurements." They all flinched at the gleam in her eye. "Oh, it's ok Allen. I already did you, you can go. How else do you think I made the dress?" Allen quickly ran out of the room.
"Allen! Don't leave me!" wailed Lavi. "Don't let her torture me!" Yana quickly grabbed the back of Allen's dress.
"Allen do you really want to keep wearing that dress?" she asked smiling. He blushed and shook his head, she threw some clothes at him. "Here put these on. You can stay and help me."
"But you just said-" he protested.
"I've changed my mind. Besides," she smirked evilly. "There's nothing quite more traumatic for a boy than having a girl take your measurements." Lavi paled and quivered. "So you can do Lavi while I do Master." Lavi collapsed on the floor; Yana prodded him with a foot.
"What's wrong with him?" asked Allen worried, taking the dress off. Yana shrugged.
"Maybe he's in shock." She smirked. "Lets strip him."
"What! No!"
... yeah that was really random...
... hmm sorry it won't be a while until i update because i have modular exams.
Any way hope you enjoyed the random wackyness that is the exorcists.
Thanks for reading, please review!