DISCLAIMER: No...I don't own Fruits Basket, Sailor Moon, ANY of the movies mentioned, Pepsi, Tim Burton, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or vodka. sigh Oh, and my muse is mentioned in this! ^^ she gave me the idea for this, and she is the only one of my friends who loves anime as much as me. Love ya, Laura-chan!
WARNING: Author&Muse cameos, Senshi acting like idiots, and everything that includes me or my addiction has happened. READ WITH CAUTION.
Chapter 5
RING-DING-DING-DONG!
"Yayyyy PIZZA!" Minako and I cheered. I grabbed the debit card off the counter as we raced towards the door. I yanked it open, cheering. "I GOT HERE FIRRRSSSTT!" Minako pouted for a moment, an then she saw the pizza guy. I looked over at him, and he was CUTE!
He had bright orange hair, red eyes, and really tan skin.(A/N: LOL guess who!) It was tanner than Mamo-chan's! "Yo. That'll be $25.65." he said in a bored voice. "Do you accept debit, Hot Pizza Guy?" Minako asked, yelling the last part. Makoto came running up.
"Hiiii…" she said, drooling. "Um…hi. And, no. No we don't." he hissed. I swear it sounded like a cat! "Ugh…okay hold on then…" I padded over to my bag which was hanging on the edge of the chair. I grabbed $30 and walked back over. "Here ya go." I said, dropping the bills into his hand. "Mmhm. Enjoy your pizzas." He dropped the boxes in my arms, and put the bottles of Pepsi in Minako's. He placed the change in Makoto's hand, and trudged off.
"Rude dick-weed!" Makoto barked. His head swerved around, and his red eyes narrowed into slits. Mako slammed the door shut, laughing. We walked back to the living room and I placed the boxes on the table. Minako followed with the Pepsi. I wandered into the kitchen and grabbed five cups and plates as Rei called for a vote. "Who wants to watch the horror movie?" She and Makoto raised their hands. "Out numbered!" I crowed at Rei. "Damn." Rei tossed The Human Centipede over to the arm of the sofa. "What other movies do ya have?" Minako asked, jumping in the air and landing on the couch with her legs crossed.
"16 Candles, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sweeny Todd, Edward Scissor-Hands…besides 16 Candles, almost every Tim Burton movie ever." She chucked them onto the table. I called out, "Nightmare Before Christmas!" Ami and Makoto agreed. Minako wanted to watch 16 Candles, and Rei wanted to watch Sweeney Todd. "Minako…no." Makoto said, chuckling as Minako held onto the sweet movie as if it was a lifeline. "Fine." She pouted and gathered all the movies up and put them in a pile next to the T.V., except for the Nightmare Before Christmas.
I dimmed the lights in the living room. "Yay!" Makoto cheered as Rei faux-pouted. I placed the plates and cups in our spots, and we dug in, watching Jack stride through the pumpkin patch. Minako opened the Pepsi with a loud hiss. "Shh!" Mako shushed her. "Neeeeh!" she stuck her tongue out and Makoto hit it with a breadstick. "MMM!" she ate the breadstick. "Shush!" I quieted them down and poured some Pepsi. That, besides a few sounds by us getting some more pizza or Pepsi, was the end of the noise.
When the credits rolled onto the screen, I stood, stretched, and switched on the lights. "Who wants ice cream!" I said, raising a finger into the air. Rei looked at me oddly. "Why is your finger in the air?" She asked, getting up with a smile that people have when people are confronting the insane.
My hand and weird grin I had on my face were stuck there. "I'm saying something important: FOOD!" I cheered. Rei and the girls toppled over, with sweatdrops hanging from their heads. "Usa-baka, what else do you think about besides food?" Rei rolled her eyes. "I think about you guys, and the future, and the safety of both." I said seriously, my finger and grin slid down. "Usagi-chan!" Minako squealed, tackling me with a hug. "Awwww!" Makoto, who dragged Ami along, tackled me along with Rei with a bear hug.
"*sniffle* I'm gonna miss having a twin!", Minako cried. "…Did you just say 'sniffle'?" Rei asked, staring at Minako. "Uhhhh…maybe? *le giggle*." "…Now you said 'giggle'! Why the 'le' in front of it?" Rei whacked Minako upside the head. "Ask her!" Minako yelled, pointing to some random honey blonde chick that had dark blue highlights with a "Kill the Beiber!" baseball cap on wearing sweatpants and eating instant soba.
"Um…why are you in my living room?" I asked Random-Soba-Chick(A/N: Yay! Cameo time! ^^). RSC stood and smiled. "I'm the author!" "KILL HER!" Rei shouted. "EEP!" RSC ran away in fear. *SWEATDROP*
"…ANYways, I'm gonna miss you guys too!" I turned the situation back to MOI, the star of the show. "I can kill you off you know." RSC muttered from her stalker spot in the tree. "SHUT UP!" A girl with blonde streaked black hair yelled at her friend. "You'll make them go away, and then what story would we have?" She pulled a cracker out of nowhere and began to eat it.
"Um…who are you and why are you in my tree?" I asked, a bit freaked out. "I'm the author's muse!" She called back, rolling her eyes. "Ah." I turned away and went back to the matter at hand. "So, what do you guys want for desser-" I was cut off with a shriek. We ran outside and found a gross youma in my yard, shooting dark energy at people's homes, and a young brunette girl scampering away with a very scared look on her small face. We have defeated Galaxia, but the occasional youma popped up every now and then.
"Minna, henshin yo!" I ordered.
"HAI!"
"Moon Eternal…"
"Mercury Crystal Power…"
"Mars Crystal Power…"
"Jupiter Crystal Power…"
"Venus Crystal Power…"
"MAKE UP!"
In a flash of feathers, water, fire, lighting, and stars, we transformed into the legendary Sailor Senshi! "Hey! You gross youma! Stop terrorizing these poor innocent people and crawl back to your hole! In the name of the moon…I will punish you!" The monster burbled, and shot goo at us.
We all jumped out of the way in time, except for Mercury. She became stuck to a tree. "Mercury! You okay?" Mars yelled over to her. "Hai. I can use this to our advantage! I will try and find it's weak spot." She pulled out her computer and began typing quickly. " "Oak…EVOLUTION!" Jupiter shot her attack at the youma. It fell back, but got back up.
"Keep going! It's weakened considerably!" Mercury encouraged us. "Flame…SNIPER!" Mars drew back her flaming bow and shot an arrow of fire straight at the youma's chest. "ACK!" It spewed snot colored balls at us. We avoided them, and Mercury broke free of the goo. "It's weak in its forehead!" She shouted as she charged her attack. "Aqua…RHAPSODY!" Water flew right to his head, and it hit directly on its forehead.
It disintegrated, but came right back together. "Damn!" Mars swore as it shot more goo at us. It landed right by my feet and it dissolved the ground below it. "Just keep hitting him!" Mercury yelled. "YEWWW!" I yelled, and jumped away. "Love and Beauty…SHOCK!" Venus kissed her hand, and blew a stream of [deadly] hearts at the youma. "Okay, Moon! It's properly weakened! Finish him!" Venus yelled. She was very serious when she was Venus, I've seen from past fights. "Silver Moon! Crystal Power…KISS!" I lifted my rod up, and my attack finished him. "Yay!" I cheered, and danced around. I stepped into some goo.
"EW!" I ran in a circle, trying to get the goo off me. The senshi fell to the ground in laughter. I glared at them and took my ruined boot off. I chucked it at them, and it hit Venus's red bow. "AIEE!" She yelled, the red fabric disintegrating. "MOON!" she bellowed angrily. I ran off, laughing.
Jupiter and the others rolled on the ground. "Psst! Venus!" I called her over to my hiding spot. She ran over. "What?" She pouted. She was obviously still mad about her bow. "Let's get 'em." I winked. She dropped her angry look and her eyes twinkled with mischief. "How?" I smoothed the light wrinkles out of my gloves and whispered, "Throw slime. They think us having a bit of goo on us is funny? Imagine them COVERED in it!" I giggled.
She pulled the hair out of her eyes and stuck a silk glove covered-fist out. "Operation Twin Revenge is a go." She whispered in a faux-British accent. I laughed, fist-bumped her, and scooped a lot slime up. She did the same and we ran out from our spot.
"KAZAAAAA!" We yelled, throwing the gross, sticky stuff at our fellow senshi. "EWWW! It's in my HAIR!" Mars screamed. "NOOOO! NOT MY COMPUTER!" Mercury moaned. "Ha! You guys look like swamp monsters!" Jupiter was the only one left untouched. The four of us looked at each other. "ATAAAACK!" We yelled, throwing goo at her.
"ACK! NO! STOP!" The senshi of Jupiter yelled, wiping it out of her eyes. This resulted in an all out goo-throwing senshi brawl. "Wait…How come NO ONE hears this?" Mercury stopped her attacks in confusion. "Yay! Plot hole!" Venus and I cheered. "Morons." Mars muttered. "STOP SAYING THAT!" Venus yelled. "OI! SENSHI! MY KIDS AND I ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" A frazzled looking mother yelled out a window.
"Try harder!" Venus yelled in a falsetto, turning away. "That's what she said." Her husband popped up beside her. "Ooh!" she glared at him and stomped away. He followed her sheepishly. "Meh. I'm bored now." I said. I powered down, and so did the girls, one by one.
"More plot holes!" Minako cheered. "How so?" Rei questioned. "All of us are clean, Minako-chan's red bow is back, and NO ONE noticed the bright flashes of silver, blue, red, green, and yellow as we powered down." Makoto cocked an eyebrow.
"Ah. Wow, Tokyo's people are unobservant." Rei mumbled. When we walked back inside, I entered the kitchen. "Who wants ice cream!" I ask-yelled towards the living room, where Rei was setting the next movie up. "Me!" "DUH, Odango!" "Sure!" "Hells yes!" were the responses.
I yanked open the freezer, and frowned at its contents. "We have none." I said flatly, slamming the small door closed. "I'll run down to the convince store." Makoto sighed, hauling herself off the floor. I handed her some cash. "Buy ice cream, and whatever else." I called to her as she trotted out the door. Instead of watching a movie, we decided to play Yu-Gi-Oh! while we waited.
"A MAGIC CARD? IT'S MY TURN!" "Can it, Blondie!" That's what Makoto walked into when she got back. Minako and Rei were arguing, I was laughing, and Ami was reading. "Um, guys?" "You're dumber than a sack of bricks!"
"I like pie!"
Rei geared up for her next insult, but stopped. "Wait, what?" "You heard me!" Minako yelled. Rei face palmed. "Hey! I'm back!" Makoto yelled. "Oh, hi Mako-chan!" Minako said, waving and 'accidentally' hit Rei in the face.
"Oi! Stop it!" Makoto yelled, bending over, picking up, and throwing a stray sock at them. "Erm...whose is this?" Rei lifted the sock from her head. "Um…mine?" I sheepishly. "EWWWW!" Rei ran in a circle, clawing at her head like she did with the bra ice incident. "Oh, for Selene's SAKE Rei-chan! IT'S CLEAN!" I threw my hands up in the air, exasperated.
She still ran around, clawing at her scalp. I picked up and empty pizza box and threw it Moon Tiara style. "What was that for?" Rei stopped running when the box hit her dead on in the face. "To get you to stop spazzing out, weirdo." I snapped. I took the bag from Mako, who was laughing, and inspected its contents. 'Wow,' I thought, 'She got all the staples: Rocky road ice cream, Oreo ice cream, dark chocolate ice cream, sprinkles, whipped cream, cherries, root beer, 2 bottles of vodka, hot fudge...wait a minute!'
"VODKA?" I shrieked. "Usagi-chan, its fine. It's just to make this party…funner!" Makoto smiled brightly. "Fine…" I grumbled. Minako came bouncing over to look at the bag. "Hey, you didn't get any brownies!" Minako pouted. "I know a recipe for quick bake brownies! They're gonna be awesome!" Makoto bounced into my kitchen and we heard clattering and banging and puffs of green smoke. Wait-green smoke?
I walked in there and saw not Makoto making brownies, but Sailor Jupiter, using her powers of lighting to make them bake faster. "Mako-chan…" I sighed. "What?" she said, focusing on the raw brownie batter. "Nothing…Wait a second! Rei-chan! Get your lazy ass in here!" I yelled, then ran behind Mako and cowered.
"ODANGO! WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAZY?" Jupiter moved away, and I fell over. I looked up and saw an annoyed Jupiter and saw Rei's angry face. "Me just wanted to help make the bwonies fasta!" I said in my best Chibi-Usa impression. Somehow, it failed. "Baka!" Rei got a wooden spoon and hit me on the head with it.
"Baka!"
HIT
"Baka!"
HIT
"Baka!"
HIT
"OKAY THEY GET IT!" Ami yelled to the author and her laughing muse. "Sorry. It was funny!" She called, and sipped some Monster.
"Claire-baka! Don't drink that!" Her friend hit the blue energy drink out of her hand. It clattered to the ground. "NOOO MY LIFE JUICE!" she ran off in search of more…um…life juice. (A/N: yes, my muse and I made a cameo again. Sadly, this has happened before. I have a serious addiction to Monster. ._.;) "Anyways, Rei-chan, can you use your powers and help them bake faster?" I asked the Martian as nicely I could, rubbing the lump on my head. She blew a strand of hair out of her eyes and nodded.
"Mars Crystal Power, MAKE UP!" In a twirl of flames, she donned her fire engine red heels and fuku. She stepped back and lightly charged her weakest attack. "Fire…SOUL!" she kept a steady stream of fire close to the brownies until Jupiter proclaimed they were finished. She asked Ami to cool them off. "Lazy people!" I whisper-barked.
Jupiter faux-glared at me, then looked back at Ami. She nodded reluctantly. "Mercury Crystal Power, MAKE UP!" she yelled, and she was surrounded by streams of water and clothed in her fuku at the sound of a drip of water. She charged her attack and warned us. "Stand back." "Duh." Minako said, grinning at me.
Mercury blasted her second attack at the steaming brownies. "Shabon Spray…FREEZING!" The brownies cooled off in a matter of minutes. Rei and Ami powered down. Jupiter cut the brownies, powered down, and I scooped out the ice cream(Rocky Road for Minako, Mako, and me, dark chocolate for Rei and Ami) into bowls. Rei and Minako left to go get the movie we decided to watch(Sweeny Todd), and Ami got the bowls and spoons and she prepped the toppings.
Brownie, ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles, hot fudge, cherry.
Brownie-
"NO! WE ARE NOT LISTING EVERYTHING FIVE TIMES!" R.S.C-Erm, Claire's- muse yelled to her. "Fine…" she sighed, and drank some Red Bull. "What? You just had a Monster! Besides, I thought you were in E.D.A*!" Claire looked back and forth nervously, jumped off the tree branch, and ran off with her Red Bull and laptop yelling, "I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!" Laura, her muse, ran after her. "IF YOU'RE IN DENIAL, YOU CAN'T GET OVER THIS!"
"Well that was weird." I said, stopping my journey with my and Minako's bowls. I shook my head and placed our bowls down on the floor and sat down in front of mine. Ami entered carrying hers and Makoto's, and Makoto came in with Rei's. When everyone was situated (SEATING ARRANGEMENTS: Rei, Ami, and Makoto on the couch, and Usagi and Minako are on the floor in front of the couch), I pressed play on the DVD remote, and we watched The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Well...how'd you like it? Um...I wrote most of this while having Monster spiked with pixie stix. I hope this wasn't too bad, cause it was written during a sugar/energy high and on a few hours of sleep. please review, tell me how it is! ^^ :mumbling: Now where's my Monster stash...?